Now introducing your host, Jack Septic, the thief.

Wow, you two were still going for still on the air.

It's been a long day since the last episode We're still here.

Damn, it took a long time.

I took a long time away from the series because I had to talk to the sensors.

I had to talk to people at the higher ups to figure out what we're going to do because we couldn't keep jacks up the guy's Funniest Home Videos.

Season two Rolling the way we had before for not allowed for.

Not swear.

Then what's the point of living?

So I talked to them.

I struck a deal on ladies and gentlemen.

But before we go anywhere in this episode, there's something missing on the board.

What do we normally have in the board?

What's here?

What's missing?

Let me hear it.

L is for lovers to love one another.

Name is for mass off rich highlighter.

Just you wait for me.

Wait.

I'm always wait.

It feels good to be back in the hot seat.

This feels like home also free.

Fucking hurt my hand.

Oh, nothing gets my nipples harder in the morning than some infomercials for really shitty products.

I'm so excited.

It's been so long gone.

Let's see it.

Rating.

Is this the way to upgrade the tiny, painful piece of handle that comes on most buckets and installation is no problemo.

Fly bucket up from the bottom, covering this piece off discussion.

If your current bucket handle is bent or Jenkins, it may be difficult to slide it on.

Don't give up or send hate mail, though.

This could be the actual, like voiceover for the product.

And if it is, that's genius.

I love products that make fun of themselves.

Now you don't have to wreck your hands and suffer through another task with that tiny evil piece of handles.

Yeah, fuck other pockets.

Just You should have called this the fucking just fucking use this thing in stake.

His book.

It's suck.

I've never had that much trouble with a bucket honestly, but then again, it's been years since I've lifted a bucket.

When's the last time you have lifted a good pocket?

Don't suck it up.

Suck it up.

That's great.

Don't suck it up.

Fuck it up with a book it up.

That was incredible.

I want one now.

I'm not even gonna use it in a book.

It I don't have a bucket that I could use it.

I'll use it on everything I'll use it are like my cup of coffee, and I'll just say book, You know, every time.

I mean, this is posted on the actual book.

It up handles YouTube channel.

I don't know.

I love that.

Don't use that piece of fucking garbage.

She was our beautiful product instead, could you imagine if Samsung came out against Apple or vice versa?

Were just like, don't use the fucking God off a piece of shit.

IPhone.

He was a Samsung note 12.

That would be so good.

Okay, so somebody posted this in the discord.

The best moments of electro boom.

I love this guy.

He's I think he's an ex electrician's by trade, but then he messes around videos.

That's so funny.

It seems quite region.

So it is this expert enough.

You see, the ladies start to get red as the head.

He even he laughs at himself.

He does this shit all the time, he'll just, like, touch some really high voltage and shock himself suddenly on.

It's amazing but perfect comedy.

I have a great and unique idea, which is turning your wooden or plastic seat into a heat at sea so your fragile buttocks can rest in peace.

Okay, there we are.

Is rice.

Oh, God!

Fucking home.

Oh, it's so good to try to make a seawater that melted to his pants.

But I think he does this stuff as a job.

So he knows the like.

He's always like, Don't do this stuff at home.

He knows the limits of it himself.

In hindsight, mounting a heating element with hot glue is a pretty dumb idea because the blue can melt and stick somewhere else.

Yeah, so connecting.

Get Tau power.

No, it's hardly conducted, so it's safe to touch.

I know it's gonna happen.

It gets it every time.

It's so delightful.

Maybe this is all about me watching other people in pain, but you know what?

I'm all in.

So what?

It's compatible with led lights because the new led lights are designed to be dimmable on these takes the credit one.

I just love it.

That's my type of comedy, I always do it.

And, uh, like I didn't like the term or dismounting skate three videos where you just smack into things and then it cuts immediately afterwards.

I love that it's it's perfect comedy.

If you look here carefully, they have to cut that tiny bridge.

I shouldn't be laughing at someone, potentially getting very injured.

But holy shit, that's funny.

Yes, the top comment The fact that he knows how to hurt himself without killing himself proves how smart he really is.

Another classic infomercial.

This one's called the Wash the Wish.

We offer the wolf washer 360.

Now, I don't know what this is, but somebody sent it to me and I immediately loved the 1st 5 seconds of it.

Rover loves to play, but he ends up filthy from the day introducing wolf washer 360 the amazing new dog washing system that washes your dog in less than one minute Guarantee that dog does not look happy That God fucking damn it, Karen!

I'm a predator of the jungle.

Let me let me go.

Let me run part spray.

Scare your pet away.

What?

This ring of death will keep him at bay.

I want one for myself.

I I've been in hotels before where they've had multiple showerheads, and it's the best experience ever if they go into a human car wash.

And I love the idea of I would love a shower that just has one on top on four in the Science, and it just blast you with water as hard as it can, and it just comes down across your body and you just stand there takes about five seconds to do a shower, and then you just get out.

And you know what?

You're clean because you're missing skin cells so easy, like anyone could use it.

And so fun.

Every dog will love it.

Okay, can we see this on an actual dog?

Not that they're not actual dogs, but they're trained dogs.

I want to see it on somebody's actual home pet dog because I do not think that a real dog would be that comfortable around this giant thing.

It's like no, the whole scares him.

Here's 360 degrees of hoses to wrap around your dog when you wash a dog.

This part you don't want to touch what when you have a dog and you don't touch there.

Oh, Stinky, No, They're your pet.

Treat them with care.

I pulled out my headphones.

Now with the wolf washer.

I don't have to use my hands at all.

You're using pose of your hands.

What washer has 360 degrees of jets, which really gets this open water deep down into her.

Just in case you guys didn't know that just in case the guy at the beginning didn't tell you that there's 360 degrees of water jets to encompass your dog toe wash everywhere.

She just said it for yourself.

And she's a real person, not a paid actor.

You get it off.

So call or click.

Now, that's a great bargain.

You know why I hear a shark tank?

Your marriage ins are really good.

So for that reason I'm out.

I want one.

Did they have a cat washer?

Well, cats clean themselves mainly, but I want to see if we can use on a BB and just rub it across his back and see if you like, he would fucking despise it.

But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to put.

Oh, Yes, there's a There's a recommended video called Magic Gate, a scene on TV.

I have these one of those times you want your dog with you, but sometimes you need to keep fucking mine.

Regular dog gates are awkward, heavy and a real pain to try and climb over.

I love that.

I I'm sorry.

I know I'm pausing it a lot on interjecting, but I love those videos for the like, Ah, man, regular things There is just so hard to use.

Have you ever tried to use a regular pen?

It's difficult introducing the wonder pets on.

It's like the exact same thing.

Only the people are dumb ass is we're trying to use the regular one.

It's amazing.

But now there's magic eight genius New Mesh gate that keeps your dog where you want him but lets you pass through with no problem at all.

Each Shit Rover.

But unlike traditional gates that you have to undo and move or risk climbing over to get where you want to go for conformity, medicate uses for instant grip hooks the mesh gate securely in place on all four sides sold.

We have we have one for baby on the windows that we put up.

That's just like a mesh that you like Velcro to the sides.

So the air concomitant because British houses no air conditioning, you have to leave the windows open.

Uh, but he's going to jump out.

And then I'm gonna be like, Oh, way even messed that we put up in front of it like a bug net.

And he's just like, OK, I'm happy now.

I can smell outside and you guys get air.

It's amazing.

I'm sold on this.

Our walk regular gates can be an eyesore, but Magic Gates meshes attractive and practically invisible.

Magic Gate is the sexy new mesh that you want in your life.

But what about the dogs that jump over them?

Other Doug Gates air heavy on because cancer and they kill your dad.

But the new Magic eight is amazing, and it actually cleans the air.

$95.

Okay, what do you charge?

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Double the offer and give you a second.

Magic gate is $50.

You two magic games to give your dogs in that great man.

Every time I look at these products, This is why they have commercials like this, because I really wanted I actually want to buy all of the shit.

I bought a slap chop.

I'll do that in the video at some point.

I bought it ages and ages ago, but I never put it in the video, but soon, but I want all of these things.

I don't need to go any further.

There's a whole channel of this.

There's just a whole as seen on TV Channel.

If you've ever had to clean out your clogs shower drink, you know how disgusting that glow.

Who did you murder and tried to hide in the shower?

You'll never have to worry about a clogged drain again.

Just pull it out and dispose of it.

You don't have to touch the Jockey Club.

Oh God, Jesus.

Eso grows.

It's part of the human anatomy.

It happens.

We're all hairy, heaving beasts, but I still don't want to look no more need for harmful chemicals that are dangerous and can ruin your pipes.

But I like that if I if part of me goes into the drain, I wanted to be burned.

I wanted to be singed and melted so the rest of the world can't ever see it again.

You don't have to pick it up and then put it in the bin.

Also, if you did put a dead body in the fucking drain, then the bleach is gonna help.

I am the inventor of the drain wig.

I Wow, way to call out your kids like that.

I have five beautiful daughters.

But, man, do they Harry again?

I want one.

I'm actually gonna go buy one glow Jamas Oh, yes.

Glory The dirt pajamas.

Wait, Wait, Booth.

Amazing glow in the dark Gemma shirts that light up bedtime just with the kodama shirt on.

Turn out the light and use the magic pen to bro play and right.

I know Christmas is over, but I know what I want.

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