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  • Johnny, if you got a mascot.

  • Yeah.

  • Um, no, it's over.

  • You know, I'm no sorry, Jim, but thanks for clarifying that.

  • Just fascinating these things right now.

  • I thought it was true or not by their shell.

  • You can shoot it.

  • Jacket with an AMA.

  • Bright tractors look.

  • Nothing you couldn't you.

  • But if you flip it over the noise we've been all faggots will stretch there.

  • Can't deal with it.

  • So for folks come alone.

  • Claimed Fox's flipped it over.

  • Give it all about cooking time.

  • And any Comanches have a ball.

  • It's the only animal that serves itself awful.

  • So it really well, God deliberate.

  • If he's created creature you cannot penetrate if you flip it over.

  • It's fact I'm so that's really lucky thing that look it we're looking for There was one.

  • Wait just a minute.

  • How many to go?

  • Sure.

  • You need to go about five.

  • Okay, Sharon, next time we'll get the whole town.

  • Come on.

  • Don't be a dick Chicken.

  • You love chicken first.

  • To say I'm gonna shit myself is that it's more likely to shoot the new Arjun chicken.

  • Lovely.

  • Sorry.

  • Your Sharon six.

  • I'm talking to you.

  • Fuck off.

  • Joe.

  • What?

  • Have you got bad with you?

  • Yeah.

  • Kind of hoping you wouldn't notice that we met on the train up here, chatting his escape from their circus or something.

  • Speak factor the show.

  • So just follow me here.

  • That's nice.

  • Now he likes the proper Shea hates all this fucking shit, right?

  • So what happened?

  • Why you're close?

  • All ripped to shreds way at a few cans on the way up here.

  • You know, bears get when they're pissed up.

  • And I made the mistake of taking a bite out of his chicken and mushroom slice Fucking mental shit.

  • I think he's recognized Rachel off the proper.

  • So you're probably sniffer.

  • See if I like.

  • If you like that, she's fine.

  • If he doesn't, it'll rip her fucking head off court with Teller.

  • He's always offered.

  • You can.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah, Just why I wouldn't Taeko free if you got a mascot.

  • Well, if it's more of a tribute, actually, I'd like to say goodbye to someone who's, you know, being close to me in the past.

  • This is a budgie that died in a taxidermy accident way.

  • Thought he was asleep.

  • A big sleeper.

  • Always dozy thing.

  • Time it had gone on a bit too long.

  • Is taking the piss.

  • Really same thing for a good week.

  • Could he show you a card trick?

  • He learned to the circus.

  • Pick a car, but don't show.

  • Let's have a look, but don't show.

  • I put it.

  • You remember it.

  • Put it back.

  • Put it back in any way you like.

  • You like this, right?

  • Sure.

  • Okay.

  • You go on a white cop.

  • Here we go.

  • Absolutely.

  • Is that your cold?

  • That one?

  • Yeah.

  • No, stop.

  • Jesus.

  • Chins are on the way himself.

  • Nice one, right?

  • Show God!

  • Bunch up.

  • Oh, it's a good idea to put a grisly bear in dictionary corner.

  • Why you gonna be all right?

  • You gonna finish your model?

  • He's in the middle of my Kinnah, uh, rocket share.

  • You gonna finish that?

  • You got Actually keep your head too tight.

  • Figure another can.

  • Yeah, whatever.

  • Actually, now you got enough.

  • You pissed it way.

  • Make the house wait.

  • I'm a bit annoyed.

  • I lost the foot.

  • Now I'm kicking it.

  • Oi!

  • Yeah.

  • These are sold with booze.

  • Could just be proximity to Susie.

  • Oh, yeah, I've got a few, so I've got my lucky for Saurus that I justice being through thick and thin with that one.

  • My lucky calculator.

  • So those are there those two lucky objects.

  • Last thing.

  • This fellow Tony, who is Tony?

  • Tony's a guy I met in in the Emirates and we've really connected on.

  • We've lost touch.

  • Yeah, it's basically Tony's.

  • Tony watches this, even if it's on YouTube.

  • Just get in touch.

  • I thought we had waited to have something.

  • I didn't think it.

  • I know we did.

  • With my pretties.

  • You develop cats, you got 66 Okay, sure.

  • 77 John.

  • Well, I got anything because someone got a lot of picking.

  • I don't think you've thought this through.

  • What have they done?

  • What's that?

  • Crime?

  • No.

  • E o Do I have a mascot?

  • Um, what was clearly a very stressful time.

  • You know, we have got Trump, and you guys are trying to figure out what you have.

  • A lot of people have been getting emotional support animals.

  • It's a good idea which, um, I decided to do as well, but I was a little behind on the trend, so Ah, lot of the good animals were gone.

  • All the dogs were taken.

  • You couldn't get a dog.

  • They needed him for blind people.

  • So I have my emotional support animal with me here today.

  • His name is I got it.

  • I got it, Arancha.

  • Oh, I mean, I will pay you £100 to put that on John's Think it's really time for that conundrum, Jimmy.

  • Way sneak.

  • You know, you see a spider, and most of time they're surprised.

  • Spiders, you know?

  • So you're like, Oh, no.

  • But this is just David.

  • If I saw David in my barf, I'd move out because you weren't expecting David in your back.

  • But if you were like David, you won't have a bath.

  • And then David was in there.

  • You like David, join me for a bat.

  • Doesn't say massively fund.

  • I'm still winning him over.

  • I think David needs a support animal.

  • You're not scared of spiders?

  • I know.

  • I've got my David.

  • Couldn't see.

  • I completely lost my mind.

  • What is he gonna think?

  • I've got eight legs.

  • This woman has thousands of hands.

  • Step off wonders in a little.

  • I know he's relaxing you, and that's what the emotional support animals for my sense that it's maybe putting Robin John Awful over.

  • Jones died rocket.

  • I didn't jump much air.

  • No.

  • If you wanna get a tapeworm, eat pork.

  • You want to get a take my mates and pulled chicken.

  • Pave fish or egg?

  • Forget you won't get it.

Johnny, if you got a mascot.

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