Yes, it's five of the Duke of York to have 10,000 men.

But if you're accused of sleeping with one underage woman, it all comes undone.

Last Saturday, Prince Andrew gave an interview to address the rumors surrounding his association with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and allegations of his own sexual impropriety.

It went so badly he has now stepped down from royal duties and even had to step away from a mentor ship scheme he fronted for people in I T.

What is it about taking young people under your wing and offering them guidance that suddenly filled inappropriate princess thing with him?

Step.

So just let me get this right, right.

He's brought massive shame on the royal family, let alone the allegations themselves, which a pretty grim.

Yep.

And his punishment is that he now gets to do less than Funchal.

I think I like this time last week on Friday night, Andrew was home thinking, once the interview goes out, I'm gonna be in everyone's good book thing, basically has been sacked by his mom like I cannot wait for Syria's eight of the Crown is gonna be the best character leaving since match.

Found Harold's glasses on a rock thing to say When?

Six years And he's gonna come back claiming amnesia.

Geo.

She's gonna yeah, anyone else happen?

He turns up in the arms.

Celebrity Jungle calm.

I think the only 10 people that don't know it's happened.

Theo Interview with Emily Make This was meant to be Prince Andrew's comeback special, but a YouGov poll found 6% of viewers thought he was telling the truth.

6%.

The only questions the interview answered were, How do you pronounce Girl Lane Wise and Prince Harry having Christmas at home this year?

And where can I get a decent Peter in Woking?

So who would have 6% before it was telling the truth?

That's all people have taken that volcano insurance on their houses.

And Ken interview is so bad it made the Queen Google the phrase What's worse than an annus horribilis?

It was astonishing.

Interview.

Yeah, I'm gonna say it's the first time I've ever got to the end of an episode of Newsnight and then gone back to start.

Watch again figures.

So it's like overseas, in fact, is now step down is, you know, is the right thing is what had to happen.

But it was a moment during the week where there are reports that he was going to do another interview.

Fuck!

May I have watched that Sky box office.

I don't know what they're going to call the second interview.

The Empire strikes back.

Maybe I'm looking for the Queen's speech.

Just starts when she goes water fucking year on.

You can see on the mantelpiece behind all the pictures with just one turned down thing was barely friends.

Andrew thought the interview had gone quite well.

Apparently after losing.

Well, that was all right, wasn't it?

No, it wasn't.

As Bill Clinton once found out, the more times you say I did not have sexual relations with that woman, the more it sounds like you had sexual relations with that woman.

And if you're trying to distance yourself from a convicted sex trafficker, don't call him Jeffrey.

More outrageous claims came when Prince Andrew was pressed about allegations he spent a night dancing with and having sex with a woman by the name of Virginia Roberts, who was 17 years old at the time about that is he doesn't go.

I couldn't have done it because the allegation is a boring.

What it says is I couldn't have done it cause I did.

Sorry.

Clash s so soon that you went to Peace Express for a bit.

In the often moon isn't analogue bye to cover the whole evening.

It has expressed in the tithe pizza all night convincing interview since.

Remember those two Russians that went to solve I wanted to see the world famous Reminder Base, which stands at 14 inches, was immediately inundated with Google views the's a genuine reviews, by the way, like this one always treated like royalty when you visit a great place for an alibi.

Provincial pizza restaurants would become the hotbeds of controversy.

Last year was Aziz is in Salisbury.

This year, it's a pizza Express in Woking ballot Italian and Guilford a shitting themselves.

I've done some investigation into this.

Yep.

And ADM or scorn on to his claim.

I would have thought the Prince Andrew rocking up to Pizza Express in Woking on a random night would make headline news.

I went and found the Woking news and mail from a few days off that for their weekly edition.

Was it on the front page?

No, What was on the front page was a story about an increase in dog shitting in public.

The story featured no, but there were stories about leisure centres winning awards.

So what I'm sign.

It's bollocks.

Probably now.

The other remarkable moment of the interview came when Prince Andrew gave this revealing response to Virginia.

Roberts claims that they had a sweaty dance together, his accounts of the full cleanse war between the Falklands War on Gwen.

The allegations were made, so that's 20 years.

So he bought his account.

He hadn't sweat for more than 20 years.

When you start, it's starting again.

He must have lost his shit.

Mom Crane some some warm beer deny training fax.

Now is there is no goddamn thing to do.

Yeah, let's donate him to Ripley's Believe it or not, Incredible Dry Man.

I didn't know.

I didn't know that.

So is that so?

Do we just have a certain amount of sweat?

And we've just got over our lives?

But he just went thio.

I didn't go to the GP and he's I can't sweat in the GP.

Were you in the folk forms?

Eyes a captain.

There's something in his genetics, which means he can't sweat link ship you all over that links Prince Andrew from the shells.

It's Christmas.

It does explain this Pizza Express review that came in during the week.

I love this place.

I had a cracking Peter here in 2001.

Our member of this 2001 because it was very strange is the guy next to me had an American hot with extra chillies.

Not a drop of sweat came off in why he spent four days of Jeffrey Epstein's house.

After Epstein had been convicted of soliciting a minor for prostitution.

Prince Andrew said he did it to tell Epstein they couldn't be friends anymore.

I haven't told someone.

No, I can't be friends with them since I was 10.

That's not something that's that's just not something you do is now.

Also, what would it take him?

Four days to break that news from Epstein is hardly going to say why.

After those, it does explain this Pizza Express review that also came in during the week.

I remember the specific date I came here, and it was just to let you know that I think your dough balls have gone downhill and I can't be associated with them anymore.

And that's why I stayed for four days.

Prince Andrew told everything.

They couldn't be seen together in public, and he told him that while they were walking together in Central Park Central Park quite like a picturesque romantic place, and he's taken him there to tell him that he doesn't doesn't want to be friends.

You sure he's not gonna confuse with proposing on He's just going to know what?

Yeah, it was even gonna be there, or it's gonna just do it on the first at the top of the Empire State Building.

When he was asked why on earth he even went to Epstein's house in the first place, Andrew replied that he had quote a tendency to be too honorable, too honorable.

You stayed four nights with a convicted sex offender.

He's a comedian to take his Labrador on tour with him, she's a presenter who take sandwiches to other people's dinner parties.

Would you please welcome Kevin Bridges and Victoria Coren?

Mitchell, You do take your laboratory on tour with you once put on the stage right at the height of the Lord in Glasgow.

And was she nervous?

I was never sure that she's actually a peculiar medical condition.

Wait the dog in the way.

Dogs and people.

Princess, That's awful.

Way alleged isn't a Medicare, so he's not.

Peter failings a pedophile.

But they say allegedly the same way.

What?

What?

What do we make of all of the Prince Andrew stuff that I love?

This statement how he felt the need to unknown.

Still, it was stepping back from public life.

It's called going to jail.

He had to ask the queen's promotion.

Yes, it sure does that, but just Mom, remember, you give Jimmy Saville on a hood, we'll have also a material for that.