One million.

I feel like it's still hasn't really settled into my brain yet.

Even though it's like a full week later, it still shocks me.

When I look at my page, that's too many.

But it seems like a lot.

And it seems like a thing that you should celebrate.

You know, people do a lot of big things for these types of milestones.

They give away Mac book pros.

They go skydiving.

But I was trying to think of what represents my love for you guys.

And the one thing I love just as much as you guys is a good bowl of cereal.

That was a really dad.

Transition s so basically 40 million subscribers.

I am going to try to eat a 1,000,000 pieces of serial one for for each lovely one of you, and we're gonna hope that I don't throw up.

So it is around 8 a.m. Right now I'm heading to Ralph's.

Hopefully before there's too many people walking around in the aisles, judging me for filming myself, talking about cereal, but we'll see just another day in my life, kids I didn't want to say before I jump into the silliness of this video.

Just thank you guys so fucking much.

I'm not gonna cry or anything over this, because I have learned at an early age to shield my emotions from the world.

But I did want to say Thank you so much.

So onto the serial challenge way I had to move I'll because he's in the other one now you might be wondering how you count up to a 1,000,000 pieces of cereal.

Here is some quick serial maths for you.

I am approximating that each piece of cereal is around point to buy point to buy 0.0.0.1 inches.

I realize this is a little bit generous when it comes to larger cereals like cinnamon toast crunch, but it might actually be under approximating something very saying.

Like a flake.

The average volume of a cereal box is around eight inches wide by 12 inches tall by two inches thick, which gives us 192 cubic engines.

Divide that by the 0.0 for cubic inches off a piece of cereal, and we're left with 48,000 pieces of cereal per box, which I also realize is a bit generous because cereals don't like exactly pack into the box with maximum efficiency.

But we're going to be a little bit generous here for the sake of my digestive system.

And me not wanting to throw up a 1,000,000 divided by 48,000 pieces of cereal leaves us with approximately 20 boxes of cereal.

Okay, so later I Googled it.

And I found out that for larger cereals they average closer to 3000 pieces for box.

But we're just gonna ignore that fact in this video, maybe, and keep watching and pretend like it's actually a 1,000,000 pieces.

Thanks, Theo.

I just spent over $90 on cereal.

Honestly, maybe it would have been cheaper to buy a fucking Mac book.

Anything.

Actually, that sequence better have been fucking cute because I spent over two hours filming and a lot of awkward eye contact with grocery store employees.

I thought so.

This is what my life has come, Thio.

Of course, we got to start with cinnamon toast, crunch, the O G.

And my one true love.

No offense, David.

Here we go, folks.

The first booth.

As you may predict, Cinnamon toast crunch.

10 out of 10 experience in terms of soak ability, it is like the perfect wait time so that you can comfortably finish a bull before it gets soggy.

Unlike some cereals, which you do that immediately, writes checks, the texture is also a good balance between something that's clunky but something that also doesn't like, absolutely destroy the top of your mouth.

Captain Crunch.

I think it is the perfect serial to spice things up a little bit pun intended because cinnamon is a spice.

I'm not funny.

Well, today's the day, folks.

I'm about to lose my Cocoa Puffs virginity.

I feel like the kids who eat cocoa puffs growing up or the type of kids who do Whippets when they're in college.

As a breakfast food.

I give cocoa puffs like a three out of 10 but as a period craving food 11 out of 10 it honestly just looks like a fruit loop.

But their mascot is coked up.

That just is a fruit loop without the whole people.

But I've never had a lucky charm.

I know these are addictive to some people.

I met this girl in Germany who was Dennis like, Please get me a box of Lucky Charms, pick out just the marshmallows and then mailed them to me.

I will pay you despite the fact that I am on my fourth bowl of cereal in months sitting, at which point, pretty much anything starts today's bad, weird German girl who asked me to smuggle Lucky Charms across the border for her.

I see where you're coming from.

These are great about goods, honey snack and good.

Why lots of sexual texture reminds me of the texture of insulation foam.

You know, it's just like, not great.

Let me sit with those crunch.

No, my baby.

Oh my Lord, how do you think this is a chocolate more masquerading as a serial?

At this point, it's officially time for me to change out of my genes into leggings because oh, so full God, I look like a fucking pooh bear.

Just eaten his honey cereal for people who are old enough to have given up on life, even their fucking logo looks one bad day.

Is the manager of a horizon store away from leaving Betty and the kids forever and moving to Thailand.

Don't I think this is a serial that exists?

Zero out of 10 now, Cocoa Puffs are the cocaine of cereals, Apple Jacks or the methamphetamine.

Well, this apple, he's on that good, good breaking bad chips.

Look, this is just for loops.

Except they're orange.

Yes, sweet smell of a craft store during Christmas time was fruity pebbles invented by the Flintstone?

Or what's the Flintstones cartoon?

A spinoff of the serial Fruity Pebbles?

Okay, so according to Google, they invented these cereals because of The Flintstones show.

That is capitalism at its finest, my friend.

Well, it's confirmed, folks.

Serial really does only come in three flavors neon fruit, wheat, sugar and chocolate.

This is a rice Krispie, but it's the Easter bunny shouting out and made it for you know, I'm just gonna brush my teeth.

I think this is this two lakh sugar for me.

I feel so growth.

Uh, what would you do it?

This is a free little option.

Pretty sure these did not exist when I was a kid.

This seems like some Jan's eat shit.

Well, this is perhaps the most peculiar serial I've ever tasted.

Like those strawberry shortcake ice cream Popsicles, a love child with Children's liquid ibuprofen.

And this is what they created next week, such as the votes, the responsible 30 year old career woman of cereals.

Now, believe it or not, this was actually my favorite cereal growing up more than cinnamon toast, crunch curios.

This is like the responsible for year old mom of cereals.

There is a slight aftertaste of cardboard, but other than that, she is a lovely and dependable, healthy ish serial thing.

Must be the fuckin heroine of cereals.

This stuff looks intense.

Looks like this nice, flaky pastry surrounding gooey chocolate.

It's basically like a chocolate present, but in serial form no, I've been click baited by a cereal packet.

Fish is like, Ah, hard, sugary Captain crunch surrounding the smallest piece of chocolate I've ever seen.

No, you do exactly nine more bosses.

I am already a little bit suspicious about this cereal because it looks suspiciously like cinnamon toast crunch, and I do not take somebody ripping off cinnamon toast crunch lightly.

Interesting Bolted grams is like cinnamon toast.

Crunch is weird.

Uncle, who lives in Canada there, clearly related, you know, it's the exact same shape and a very similar texture, but Golden Grams is a bit more dense.

It's a bit more reading and the cinnamon flavor is replaced with maple syrup.

No, Dad, no Dad.

Golden Grams freeze.

These hooks do like a good recieves cup.

I actually ate, like to re sees cops every single day when I was in high school.

God bless my metabolism.

Back then there's no chocolate, and there's no visible peanut yet.

They taste exactly like Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

What is this sorcery Now?

This is the fucking Molly of cereals.

He is rolling on something.

Maybe it's just the delicious taste of cookie crisp.

Maybe it's, um, M D n A will never know a solid 6.5 out of 10.

It looks like a chocolate chip cookie, but it tastes like corn sugar.

Like all the rest of the serials.

D'oh!

Frosted minis, little bites from leaks.

This is what I ate all the time.

Growing up its dead ass just cornflakes, but with sugar on it.

Damn young athlete had pretty good taste.

If I may say so myself, Golden Chris looks nearly identical to honey smacks.

This seems to be the same thing but with a slightly different animal on front, the texture is actually, surprisingly, a lot better.

This is very foamy, but this is properly crunchy, The last serial.

This is a serial that brings back good memories because it is the cereal that I only ever ate when I was on vacation.

For some reason, we never had it at home, but we buy it like when we went to the beach or something like that.

Also, my family only ever went to the beach during October so it wouldn't be crowded.

But it also happened to be freezing and then the beach wasn't fun.

As I finish out my final bowl of cereal, I thought I would talk a little bit more about, you know, hitting this milestone and what's next in my life.

I don't want to make this video sad, and I'm not sure this is something that a lot of people will understand.

But when I mention a 1,000,000 I actually had, like, a couple hours where I was really sad and confused, and I'm doctor.

That's a reaction that anybody ever shows on their channel like they're just really happy and happy crying, and they celebrate with their family and stuff.

I'm so grateful for you guys for a 1,000,000 subscribers and don't for a second think that I don't love all of you.

And I'm so lucky to be where I am, But it made me think about the way that I was raised.

And the way that I work a lot of the times is just if you work hard enough and you're miserable for this long, it's okay.

As long as once you reach an achievement, you're gonna be happy and it's gonna be worth it.

I felt like that after high school I grinded my ass off working minimum wage jobs and getting straight A's.

I felt like once I just got free and I got to college.

My life would be great.

My life could finally start.

And once I got to college, it wasn't enough.

But I just told myself, you know, move on to the next thing.

Once you reach 100 K on YouTube, you're gonna be happy.

And, you know, it took like, a week after 100 k for me to start thinking.

When am I gonna read two million?

Think it's so common to constantly spend your life chasing milestones like, when am I going to hit this age or this number or get a promotion at my job?

And I feel like I'm learning at a really young age that those milestones are never enough to make you feel worth it, no matter how good they are, you know?

Oh God, that's so you know.

No, I'm gonna keep trying harder and harder than ever to make really good videos for you guys to keep you guys updated.

But also, you know, working on my own sense of like satisfaction within myself.

So that brings us to the end of this serial challenge.

I feel like a part of my soul has left my body and has been replaced by high fructose corn syrup.

Honestly, if I eat another bite of cereal, I will throw up.

I eat about a bowl of 20 boxes of cereal, which I think is around like 5000 pieces of cereal max, which, if you round up, is basically a 1,000,000.

So that's a cop out.

If I ever heard of it, even if I haven't, you know, my cereal, though I still have all of you guys as little pieces of cereal in my heart.

I really appreciate all of you guys.

That's the message of this video.

I'll see you next week.

My poops are gonna be so weird after this.