Name: 特朗普的彈劾無罪釋放，國情諮文與美國黑人｜《每日秀》。全球版 (Trump’s Impeachment Acquittal, State of the Union & Black America | The Daily Show: Global Edition)
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- Welcome to "The Daily Show: Global Edition."

Before we begin, some news coming out of Mexico.

the presidential jet to the people of Mexico, yeah.

He says he doesn't need a jet, so he's gonna raffle off.

So, if any Mexican out there was worried about the wall,

Like, I don't know why they don't just make

every football game the Super Bowl, you know?

you're bound to find something else exciting.

Chiefs are Super Bowl champions here in Miami...

leading the charge in a thrilling comeback,

Mahomes making history at just 24 years old,

- Shakira and Jennifer Lopez wowed the crowd,

- There's one person, though, at the Super Bowl

who wasn't that impressed. - I saw this guy.

We got a picture of this. This guy is out cold.

The average price for a Super Bowl ticket

- Okay, okay, okay. There are two ways to see this.

Either you can be mad because this guy wasted a lot of money

or you can see it as this dude balling out so hard,

But seriously, how-- how chaotic is this guy's life

that he's like, "I need to go to the Super Bowl

just so I can have a quiet place to sleep"?

The big moment from last night that everyone was talking about,

or raving about, rather, was J.Lo and Shakira.

But... but some people were really pissed

that J.Lo pulled out a stripper pole to do some moves.

Now look, I understand some parents might be angry

because there are kids who watch the game,

so, for all those parents, just tell your kid

J.Lo's a fireman, all right? Problem solved.

a professional pole dancer for her movie "Hustlers."

Let me tell you something. If I spent that much time

I would be pole dancing every chance I get.

I don't care where I am, I would be doing it.

I'd be in the subway like... ♪ Jump on it, let's do it ♪

(cheering and applause) ♪ Riding my pony ♪

And finally, yesterday was Groundhog Day,

and then ask the animal to predict the weather?

because if Africans were doing shit like this,

and you heard that we pulled animals out of the ground--

that Americans use groundhogs to predict the weather,

It's democracy's version of sending back a meal.

So, let's check in on the latest developments

"The Magical, Wonderful Road to Impeachment."

- ♪ The Magical, Wonderful Road to Impeachment ♪

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特朗普的彈劾無罪釋放，國情諮文與美國黑人｜《每日秀》。全球版 (Trump’s Impeachment Acquittal, State of the Union & Black America | The Daily Show: Global Edition)

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