Today I'm going to do Jun' makeup!

今天我要來替 Jun 化妝

Yay...

Yay...

You're gonna be pretty~ :D

你會變得漂漂亮亮

On Patreon you guys voted on what challenge we should do,

在 Patreon 上大家票選出來我們應該挑戰的事物中

and this was our #1 voted suggestion!

第一名就是這件

So this is what we're doing today!

所以，今天我們就要來做啦 !

THANKS GUYS /S

謝啦，各位！

And I've never done someone else's makeup, so...

我從沒幫人化過妝，所以...

Really?

真的 ?

That sounds very nice. /s

聽起來真...不錯

I should not be confident in my abilities today

我其實今天不應該太有自信

but you know what, I AM CONFIDENT.

但你知道嗎 ? 我很有自信

I'm gonna do a good job!

我會化得很出色

You're gonna be amazing.

你會變得驚為天人

When have you not been confident?

妳哪時候沒有自信過......?

I'm not sure I have anything that's your skin tone because

我不確定我有沒有適合你膚色的東西，因為...

I'm much whiter than my beautiful husband.

我比我的漂亮老公白多了

You might become a little white today.

你今天可能會變得白一點

This feels so weird...

感覺好詭異...

*UNHAPPY GROANING*

盡量不要皺臉

Try not to scrunch up your face.

別再皺臉了

Stop scrunching up your face.

我沒辦法

I can't help it!

嘴把不要動

Stop moving your mouth

這粉底會不會害死我 ?

Will these foundation gonna kill me?

不會

No.

好

Ok.

因為它也會塗到嘴唇上

It goes on your lips, too.

它有毒嗎 ?

Are they poisonous?

沒。還有別再笑了

No. And stop smiling.

擺出撲克臉

Poker face.

我沒有笑

I'm not smiling.

這是傷心的臉

This is sad face. :(

額頭上也要 ?

You do that on my forehead, too?

對

Yes.

你別再皺臉了

Stop scrunching your face.

我沒辦法

I can't help it.

我已經讓膚色變得均勻一些 你的鬍子我也盡力了

I've evened out your skin tone a little bit,

我已經讓膚色變得均勻一些 你的鬍子我也盡力了

and I've done I think as much as I can with your beard.

接下來要強調輪廓

Let's do some contouring and highlighting!

我可以聞到粉底的味道

I can smell the foundation.

妳現在在弄什麼 ?

What are you doing now?

我在給你弄一個挺的鼻子

I'm giving you a narrow nose.

此刻我已經可以確定自己錯得離譜

At this point I can tell already that I was doing it so wrong.

你看起來還是像 Jun

You still look like Jun.

粉紅色完全出不來

The pink isn't even showing up.

我想你的膚色對我的粉刷來說太深了

I think your skin's too dark for my blush.

我們從這裡的造型開始

We're just gonna start by shaping these.

哇喔眉毛弄好後你開始變漂亮了

Awww you're starting to look so pretty with your eyebrows!

瞧，眉毛造就一張臉

See, eyebrows make a face.

關鍵就在眉毛

That's all you need.

你濃眉很好看

You look nice with thick eyebrows!

我喜歡他的眉毛

I like his eyebrows!

很好看

These look good. :D

親愛的，你看起來很帥

K.

驚為天人

Honey, you look handsome! :D

之後每支影片我都要為你上妝

You look gorgeous~

我決定維持中性妝

I'm gonna do your makeup for every video now.

我原本打算給你亮色眼影

I'm gonna stick with neutrals, then.

不過現在我們維持中性

I was gonna give you bright eyeshadow,

盡量不要縮

but let's just go with neutrals now.

你知道我怕癢對吧 ?

Try not to flinch.

有件事情你們可能不曉得

You know that I'm a really ticklish person, right.

大家知道有雙眼皮

One thing you guys may not know is-

也知道許多亞洲人是單眼皮

everyone knows that there's creased eyelids

但並不是只有這兩種類型

and then a lot of Asian people have monolids,

兩者之間事實上還有許多種

but there's not just those two lid... settings...

Jun 有一隻單眼皮

There's actually a whole bunch in between.

以及一隻內雙

So Jun has one monolid

這點讓化你的眼妝更增添了一點困難

and he has one partially creased lid.

我甚至記不得哪隻是哪隻，哪一隻是...

Which is gonna make trying to get your eyes even a little difficult, maybe?

這隻是單眼皮，然後這隻有內雙

I don't even remember which one's which. Which one's...?

右邊單眼皮，左邊內雙嗎

This one's monolid and this one has a partial crease.

對對對

The right is single and the left has a crease.

我不知道平常單眼皮是怎麼化妝的

Yeah yeah yeah.

因此這裡試著給你畫上一點眼線對我來說是新的體驗

Okay.

Wow，給你上眼影好容易

I don't even know how normal monolids do makeup,

我不知道亞洲人的眼睛眼線畫在哪裡比較好

so this is gonna be an experience for me, trying to give you eyeliner in a little bit here.

我臉上所有地方都有點癢

Wow, it's so easy to give you eyeshadow.

可能是因為你有鬍子

I have NO idea where to put eyeliner on Asian eyes.

好了別動

My whole face is kinda itchy.

完全看不到(眼線)了

Cuz you have a beard, probably.

好，閉上眼睛

Okay don't move.

噢媽呀

You can't even see it anymore!

不算超筆直，但大概是我能做到的最好程度了

All right, close your eyes.

你可以張開嘴巴嗎 ?

Oh god

現在換假睫毛

That's not super straight but that might be about the best I can do.

我要貼上假睫毛？

Can you open your mouth?

是的，當然

False eyelashes now~!

老天...

I'm gonna wear eyelashes?

幫你貼假睫毛容易好多阿

Yes, of course.

天哪

God...

和貼在我眼上的情況不同

It's so much easier to put false eyelashes on you...

這很重耶

Geez...

你看起來挺漂亮的

They don't work on me like this...

張開眼睛

It's really heavy.

看上面

You look kinda pretty :D

就看上面

Open your eyes.

頭不要動

Look up.

眼睛就好

Just LOOK up.

好難哪

Not with your head.

你開始變美了

Just with your eyes.

這根本是折磨

So difficult...

好痛

You're starting to look pretty!

我想打噴嚏

This is like a torture.

Jun~你好漂亮

It hurts.

你好漂亮！

I'm gonna sneeze.

什麼！？

Juuuun you're so pretty ♡

噢不，你的頭太大了

You're so pretty!

沒錯，套不上的

Awwww

你的頭太大戴不上假髮

What?!

我把這裡鬆開遮住兩側臉頰

Oh no, your head's too big!

哇噢，這就是有留長髮的感覺嗎？

Yeah, it won't fit.

感覺好怪

Your head is too big for the wig.

只有噁心兩字...

I'll take these out and we can cover up the sides.

你看起來非常好

Woah, this is how it feels like to have long hair?

我真不覺得

So weird!

笑一下 ! 給鏡頭一個笑容

This is just disgusting...

你要挑逗一點，給大家一個 kiss

You look really good!

你好漂亮

I really don't think so.

老實說，我真的好喜歡這結果

Smile! Smile for the camera :D

你看起來很棒

You should be flirty! Give them a kiss :D

順道一提，我等會兒需要出門買東西

You're so pretty~

你可以這樣子出門啊

I really like how this turned out, actually.

NO.

You look great.

謝謝大家收看！ 這集是我幫老公化妝

By the way, I need to go grocery shopping soon.

下一個挑戰，其實我們目前平手

You can go like this.

所以下個月我們在美國時，會挑戰怪味雷根糖(BeanBoozled)

NO.

我可以拿下來了嗎 ?

Thank you guys for watching! This was I DO MY HUSBAND'S MAKEUP

那將會很有趣

And next challenge, we actually had a tie

Yeah，可以呀。你可以拿下來

So next month we're going to do bean boozled, too, while we're in America.

wow，感覺好怪

Can I take this off now?

你這樣子也好性感

And that'll be fun.

你化了妝就是好看

Yeah, go ahead. You can take it off.

我好嫉妒。我討厭你

Woah, feels so weird...

謝謝你們大家收看，我們馬上再見

You look hot like this, too.

You just look nice with makeup.

I'm jealous. I hate you.

Thank you guys for watching, we'll see you later!

Bye!