So I thought it'd be cool to invite a friend of this show who will display some homemade Valentine's Day gifts and tell us how to make them.

She has her own do it yourself YouTube channel.

Some of you may have noticed she went away for a year.

She had some issues, but she's back now.

I'm told she's fine.

So please welcome our friend Melody Crafts Crassus.

Melody, Melody, What have you got for us today?

Hi, Conan.

Today I'll be showing you how to make some homemade Valentine's Day gift.

All right, well, that is great.

That is what we're looking for.

The fun thing about crafting is you don't need to buy anything.

Instead, you can recycle existing materials.

For example, to make this card, I used rope and duct tape.

I have a large amount of both in my trunk.

What would you have a lot of that in your trunk?

Remember to decorate the inside of your card, too.

Oh, that's nice.

It's a heart and it's made of teeth.

You can get them at Michael's.

Michael is my ex boyfriend.

Why do you?

Why do you have his tea Hello.

Here's a cute idea for this gift.

I used a pharmacy bag I found in the trash can outside of your house.

Conan.

Okay.

How do you know where I live?

Then I put a meaningful gift inside.

Open it.

Okay, wait a minute.

Is this my hair?

How did you get my hair?

Oh, Conan, you're too funny.

Another Valentine's gift idea is to make a booklet of some of your favorite memories together.

Conan, this is you leaving your house this morning.

And this is you sleeping.

Remember that.

And this is your feet under the bathroom stall.

You follow me into the bathroom.

Another super fun idea is to record a personalized message.

Wait.

Who are you?

Where am I?

Get me out of this drug.

Oh, my God.

Is that my mom?

Don't worry.

She's safe.

And she'll be fine if everyone does as they're told.

You know, I'm really worried about you.

Finally.

If all else fails, you can get your valentine.

Ah, heart.

Where did you get the heart?

Oh, Conan, calm down.

It's not human.

I'm not crazy.

I think you need to go away again.

Should go away.

Okay.

Well, I can't go back there.

Not after what I did.

Okay, Now crafts.

Everybody give her way.

Have a great show.

Post the new Fox.

Siri's masters.

Well, it's here.