I'M HERE WITH TY BURRELL FROM "MODERN FAMILY" AND

"DUNCANVILLE."

TY, I UNDERSTAND YOU WERE BORN IN A PRETTY SMALL TOWN CALLED

GRANTS PASS, OREGON, AND SPENT YOUR CHILDHOOD IN SMALL TOWNS

NEARBY.

WHAT WAS IT LIKE GROWING UP THERE?

>> IT'S A BEAUTIFUL AREA.

IT IS-- IT WAS LOGGING COUNTRY.

IT IS NOW WINE COUNTRY >> Stephen: WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS

ON THIS SHOW.

YOU KNOW THAT.

YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY NIGHT.

IN FACT, WE HAVE A SEGMENT THE SHOW CALLED "COMMUNITY

CALENDAR" WHERE WE HIGHLIGHT ACTUALUPCOMING EVENTS HAPPENING

IN SMALLER COMMUNITIES.

WOULD YOU MAYBE LIKE TO DO IT WITH ME?

>> WELL, STEPHEN-- >> Stephen: GREAT!

BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR GRANTS PASS, OREGON'S COMMUNITY

CALENDAR!

♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )

WELCOME TO COMMUNITY CALENDAR, YOUR SOURCE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENING

IN AND AROUND GRANTS PASS AND THE GREATER JOSEPHINE COUNTY

AREA.

JOINING ME IS NATIVE GRANTS PASSIAN, TY BURRELL.

>> THANKS, STEPHEN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW WHAT WE SAY IN GRANTS

PASS, OREGON: IF YOU'RE GRANTED A CHANCE TO VISIT, DON'T PASS IT

UP.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: "ORE-GON-NA" REGRET

IT!

( LAUGHTER ) SO HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL EVENTS

GOING ON THIS MONTH AROUND GRANTS PASS.

TOMORROW, HEAD OVER TO THE LINCOLN ROAD VETERINARY CLINIC

WHERE THEY'LL BE OFFERING NON-ANESTHETIC TEETH CLEANING

FOR DOGS, WHICH SHOULD LEAVE PLENTY OF ANESTHETIC FOR THE

VETS WHO GET THEIR FINGERS BITTEN OFF.

>> ON MARCH 7, HEAD TO THE JOSEPHINE COMMUNITY LIBRARY FOR

THEIR EVENT "TREATS FOR TEENS."

REMINDER: THIS EVENT IS INSIDE THE LIBRARY.

( LAUGHTER ) IF SOMEONE IN THE PARKING LOT IS

OFFERING TREATS FOR TEENS, CALL THE POLICE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ARE YOU A MORNING

PERSON THAT LOVES SKEET SHOOTING?

>> WHO ISN'T, STEPHEN?

>> Stephen: WELL, THEN, ON MARCH 14, HEAD OVER TO ROGUE

VALLEY SPORTING CLAYS FOR THEIR "WAKEUP SHOOT."

FAR LESS CONTROVERSIAL THAN LAST YEAR'S EVENT, "SKEET SHOOTING

WHILE YOU SLEEP."

( LAUGHTER ) >> ON MARCH 14 AND 15, MAKE YOUR

WAY TO THE ROGUE CREAMERY FOR THE OREGON CHEESE FESTIVAL: AN

"EVENT CELEBRATING CHEESE AND EVERYTHING THAT GOES WITH IT."

SO, FARTS.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: ON MARCH 14 AT THE

JOSEPHINE COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS, IT'S THE "ENLIGHTENED LIVING

FAIRE" FEATURING REIKI, TAROT, ASTROLOGY, HYPNOTHERAPY, AND

ACUPUNCTURE.

AND REST ASSURED: "EVERY PERSON THAT OFFERS A PRODUCT OR

SERVICE HAS SUBMITTED TWO REFERENCES."

( LAUGHTER ) SO DON'T YOU WORRY, THAT LADY

SHOVING NEEDLES IN YOUR FACE KNOWS AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> ON MARCH 13, AT THE VICE BREWING COMPANY, CHECK OUT THE

BABY MAMA DRAG SHOW.

ONE OF THE DRAG PERFORMERS IS EXPECTING, SO THEY'RE ASKING

FOR DONATIONS OF DIAPERS, WIPES, OR CLOTHES.

IT'S A GIRL!

YES, GIRLS' CLOTHES ONLY.

THE "BABY MAMA DRAG SHOW" IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT TRADITIONAL

GENDER ROLES.

>> Stephen: HEAD OVER TO ALIBI TAVERN ON MARCH 8 FOR THE 2020

SOUTHERN OREGON BATTLE OF THE BANDS.

THIS YEAR'S LINEUP INCLUDES AUTOPILOT MISCREANTS, BEYOND THE

TIDE, AND DEATH PLANT.

TICKETS ARE JUST $5, AND KIDS 10 AND UNDER ARE FREE.

GREAT NEWS FOR ALL THOSE NINE-YEAR-OLD FANS OF "DEATH

PLANT."

( LAUGHTER ) >> ON MARCH 27 AND 28, THE RISE

AERIAL DANCE STUDIO PRESENTS "WOMEN RISING: A NIGHT OF CIRCUS

AND DANCE."

>> Stephen: SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT NIGHT OUT WITH THE KIDS.

>> I'M AFRAID NOT.

THIS CIRCUS INVOLVES BURLESQUE, SO IT'S ADULTS ONLY.

>> Stephen: OKAY.

BUT WILL THEY STILL BE COTTON CANDY?

>> OH, YES.

SHE'LL BE THERE.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: ON MARCH 21, GET READY FOR "DINE IN THE DARK"

WHERE YOU CAN ENJOY A FOUR-COURSE MEAL IN COMPLETE

DARKNESS!

FOR ADDED FUN, DINNER WILL BE SERVED AT ROGUE BARBERS

BARBERSHOP.

SO COME ON DOWN AND REACH FOR A FORK, ACCIDENTALLY GRAB THE

SCISSORS, STAB YOURSELF IN THE MOUTH, AND THEN DRINK A BOTTLE

OF BARBACIDE!

( LAUGHTER ) >> ON MARCH 22, BALDINI'S

RESTAURANT IS HOSTING A FUNDRAISER FOR THE HUMANE

SOCIETY CALLED THE "SPAYGHETTI" DINNER.

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE SPAY AND NEUTER PROGRAMS.

SO COME FOR THE SPAYGHETTI.

DON'T EAT THE MEATBALLS.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: WELL, THAT DOES IT FOR GRANTS PASS, OREGON'S

COMMUNITY CALENDAR.

>> AS WE LIKE TO SAY: WHO IS GRANT, AND WHAT IS HE PASSING?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WE'LL NEVER KNOW!

CHECK OUT "DUNCANVILLE" SUNDAY NIGHTS ON FOX!

TY BURRELL, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.