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  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • You don't know what you're clapping for, but I'm here for it.

  • How's everyone doing?

  • Good.

  • A little bit about me, little Kyle.

  • Fact, I am from Missouri.

  • I grew up in all right.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Go.

  • Chiefs.

  • Okay, Visceral.

  • Well, it's too late.

  • They've gone.

  • I'm from Missouri.

  • I grew up in a town called Lake Tap.

  • Oingo, Missouri.

  • You are not from there.

  • I would know if you were.

  • And it is all red.

  • Next.

  • My family is all rednecks.

  • Like Tap wing goes full already.

  • My uncle is the king, self appointed of the rednecks.

  • My uncle is a redneck rule.

  • This is true.

  • All of his daughters are named after different Allman Brothers songs.

  • So my cousins are Jessica and Melissa and Jessica live at the Beacon Theater?

  • No, thanks.

  • Yeah.

  • Give it up for her.

  • She's a little louder and longer than her sisters.

  • You know, I like drinking.

  • Sometimes I get a little too drunk.

  • I was at this karaoke and I got very drunk.

  • My friend came up to me.

  • He said this.

  • Oh, he's a black guy.

  • That's not what he said.

  • I knew that already.

  • reveal, though, right?

  • He came up to me Goes Kyle, you know, was a white guy.

  • It's cool if you say the n word as long as it's during your karaoke song.

  • That's what he told me.

  • My friend.

  • I was drunk.

  • I believed him.

  • So I did it on he Actually, he was very wrong.

  • No one was happy at all.

  • I was like, Well, you told me I could say the n word.

  • He's like, Yeah, you can't just add it to a Weezer song.

  • Yeah, all right.

  • You wouldn't be clapping if you knew this was really I was like, saving so well, you know, instating.

  • So sometimes people get mad.

  • That joke people just kind of jump get mad real quick.

  • Sometimes my friends screamed at me.

  • He got so mad because I ate at Chick fil A.

  • He got so mad.

  • I love it.

  • I love chick fil A.

  • I ate there and he's like, Dude, you can't eat it chick fillet, They hate gay people.

  • That's why he said he was so mad.

  • He's like, Dude, you can't eat there.

  • They hate gay people and I'm just like I can't eat at a place just because that place hates gay people.

  • I ate dinner at my parents house for years.

  • Okay, It sounds like you might need a new argument.

  • That's what this sounds like.

  • My dad's almost 70.

  • He's afraid to let to meet.

  • Touch.

  • You want to hot dogs.

  • You take that shit back to college.

  • Let's get back to grad school.

  • It's hypothetical.

  • My parents are actually great.

  • I feel like I should say that I was talking my friend and he told me that to come up with your porn name your porn star Name your porn names.

  • Whatever happens in it, come over there.

  • Porn star name.

  • It's a combination of the street you grew up on and your mother's maiden name.

  • He said.

  • You take the street a group of your most maiden name you put together.

  • Get your porn name and mine's board.

  • It's not good.

  • It's like not funny.

  • I wanted a funny one this dumb, but does anyone have, like a funny You kind of like a guys nodding your head?

  • Okay, second row guy, What's your street?

  • You grew up on Mother's maiden name.

  • Porn name?

  • Grindstone Johnson.

  • Theo.

  • Right Grindstone.

  • Johnson Street.

  • That's funny bed.

  • I'm gonna write that down.

  • That one is mine now.

  • Grindstone Johnson.

  • Uh, I have a really unprofessional email address.

  • Like what?

  • Disease and 60 nines.

  • And it's just it's hard to give it to someone in a professional setting because you've got this unprofessional.

  • It's very childish.

  • And I just don't like giving it out.

  • I need a more professional, like, Okay, I'm gonna ask.

  • You were nice.

  • Uh, Grindstone Johnson.

  • Do you have, like, a good, normal person email address?

  • It's just my name.

  • What's your name?

  • Jeffs.

  • Coats.

  • Jeffs, Coats.

  • How do you How do you spell?

  • That s k o t E s Jeff.

  • Is that a Gmail?

  • Yeah.

  • So that's your email?

  • That's the street you grew up on.

  • And that's your mother's maiden name.

  • I feel good.

  • I have, like, I have, like, the most boring Social Security number ever.

  • It's so boring.

  • Okay, look, Jeff, just read this and we'll get out of here.

  • All right?

  • This this bit is over.

  • It is over.

  • Thank you guys very much.

Yeah.

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凱爾-艾爾斯竊取了一名觀眾的身份 - CONAN在TBS上。 (Kyle Ayers Steals An Audience Member's Identity - CONAN on TBS)

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