True story.

We did a comedy piece on this show, and comedies was okay, but part of the comedy piece involved a live duck.

I just had a live duck walk out and I gotta tell you, I don't know what it is.

The moment that duck walked in, it was magic, all right.

Like I say, the piece was fine.

The pieces are right, the comedy piece, but people just love the duck.

They just went crazy and always just adopt.

That just walks in.

But it just was love at first sight for us here on the staff, the audience seemed to really like him just on the fly.

I started calling him Quackers.

I just I don't think that's his name, but I call him Quackers.

And you know, today was a hot day and people were kind of a bad mood here in New York, and I I just worked to death up.

I want to see quackers again, the writer said.

We don't have an idea for crackers, and I said, Who cares?

We don't even need an idea for quackers.

Why can't we just open the door and just have quackers walk in, and that's it.

So I think we should do that right now.

Let's just get it way.

Have no nothing planned for him.

They're not gonna do it in clever with quackers.

I just like having him around.

He just makes me happy.

How you doing?

Quackers crackers.

Not a fan of this program won't even tivo it.

All right, well, just stick around, quackers.

Enjoy yourself.

Just enjoy your time.

All right?

Strike $900 an hour.

We don't even have an idea for him.

I just like What the hell was that?

I was doing a nice thing.

Let's just bring out.

I thought this would be the one clean portion of our show.

Let's just bring in a dock and it'll be here.

It's life affirming its fun.

And then you do that.

Seen anyone do that since college?

Couldn't things guy we knew on the third floor.

Wow.

Alright.

My apologies, everybody.

Clearly, you can't train a duck to do that.

That was just one of those things that happens.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Now yeah.

Now you're complaining about the taste in your mouth.

All right, Look, just like that.

What is that Yeah.

You ate your own feces?

Yeah.

Anyone got a minute?

That's what he's saying.

All right.

Okay.

We should move this thing along.

Laura.

My apologies to everyone.

Now you're gonna do that.

We're gonna try and talk.

All right?

Well, anyway.