字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 You know, it's been a little while since since you hung out with us. Have you been? I've been Well, Well, thank you and good about things. Yeah, I do feel good. Were the twenties we made it to the twenties. 2020? Yeah, I as I say when it really starts to count. You think so? Yeah. Because, like a little last century, everybody started talking about the decades from the twenties on, right? Nobody was like, 0 1909 That was really fun. That's true. No one talked about that. 10 0 you need some more in 1913? Yeah. No one says that. No. And I apologize to everyone that your last 20 years meant nothing, but I didn't mean anything. Now that counted. I'm okay with that. Oh, this is We start from here, and we all made it. So we're gonna do We're gonna do great. We're gonna do great. That said, I like that. I am optimistic. I definitely am not optimistic person for sure. And I really feel like I feel like, really good about going forward now, Like I feel like I feel like obnoxious. A holes have kind of had a moment recently like they were really very. I mean, they always existed, but they had, like, a coming out party over the last couple of years. You know, like you saw a lot more testicles off the back of pickup trucks. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that was never before, right? But now, occasionally, but now it's now it's like everybody's got him. Yeah. And, uh, I saw them on a Saab the other day. I want you to say it. So I'm on a scooter. But I feel like now the pendulum will swing and the good guys will come back. And I feel like, Yeah, I feel like the good people are going to have a moment. A nice thought. Yeah, I think we have to. We have Thio. It's not just gonna happen. We have to participate. You know, the good people have to side with all the people that the AI holds air against. We have to support them, and then we'll perform a normal army of Ah, good people like like crying babies on airplanes. Right? I travel a lot and there's always some obnoxious businessman next to me aggressively getting angry about a baby because They're crying on an airplane. Well, they should be crying their baby on an airplane. This is a horrible situation. It's horrible for everybody. Is this a tube going 500 miles an hour with gassy human beings? We should all be crying on there. Uh huh. The area has it right. The baby is great, but they're the only honest ones on the plane. Yeah, you know, and we would all be crying, but we're too embarrassing. Just mutter prayers into your bloody Mary and hope that the plane lands on. I'm not even a Fanta, baby. I don't Even I made a couple of I don't like him. Uh, little legs, weird little haircuts. I'm not a fan, but I'm supporting them on. Uh, look, if you wanna complain about toddlers flying business class, uh, I'll listen to you. Listen, you have a problem with that? Well, yeah. Yeah. I was first on the upgrade list coming back here from New York, and I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna fly like a rich guy today. I'm number one on the list. You always get it right, Not get it. Everyone checked in full, so I'm going through business class looking Who's in my seat to toddlers? Had their own seats in business class. That's tough to take. That's tough to take. I'm trying to be optimistic about the twenties. Yes, and there's toddlers who were beating me at life. You had to pass them. Yeah, I go back and they were just sitting next crazy. I know it's not their money, but they're working it business class. I'm sitting in the back eating pretzels like a praying Mantis. They both have memos, is standing on this chair. Now, Is this the kind of thing? Are you a guy that complains in that situation? Are Do you ever do that? Are you one of those people that ever says I register a complaint? No, no. I slowly swallow the stress and slowly lose my hair. I don't I don't I don't. But, you know, look, it takes a lot to get me aggravated. Like people like that are playing their phones without any kind of air pod or air here. But like you just think the plant face timing next to me out loud. I want to kill you. I really want to go. It's a huge violation. Yeah, but I hate conflict, so I just kind of swallow it. Yeah. Yeah. And I really think just like, let's support the people that you know, that new normally would go against, like customer service people, right? Anyone that works in customer service, I'm supporting them. Anyone that has to work on a phone and try and help people. You know, you don't have to talk American to fix my laptop. You know what I mean? Some people like screw you. This is the young Indian kid on the phone. He's not gonna No, no, stop it. Put yourself in his shoes. Do you think he wants this job? He doesn't want this job. Do you imagine I'm telling his friends that he got this job. I got a job today. Good for you. What are you going to dio? I'm gonna help Americans fix their laptops over the phone. Oh, no, you don't even have a top. I know you don't even speak english. I know. I start tomorrow, and I had it I had Yeah, yeah. It's a tough situation that we've both been put in. I got a kid like that on the phone when I was a trouble with my laptop, and I immediately he's like, Hello? I'm like Oh, no And I said, No, that's what obnoxious person would do I said, No, I'm going to be friends with him. I'm gonna Let's get through this together. We've been put in this situation. Neither of us want to be in it. Forces greater than us put us together here. Let's get through it as friends. Yes. And I said, What's your name? And he said, My name is Bob. Okay, I'm trying to take us further for all of mankind and you start off by lying Thio. Okay, Bob. Bob, you've got your reasons. Let's do this. Let's fix this thing. And he said, Okay, great. And he started talking for about five minutes and I didn't understand a word he said, and he put me on hold for 20 times over the next hour and 1/2 and it just kept coming back. I just don't know when he left, I was like, Well, you know what? Maybe I don't have a laptop. Maybe you may get a spiral notebook. Exactly. And he came back. He was, so it was really like an hour and he came back. He was so sad. And names. I'm so sorry that this happened and apologizes. Don't apologize. We you did okay, Bob. He did all right. And he said Okay. Well, would you mind taking the survey and tell him I did? I'm like, Well, you get into squat. Bob didn't do a damn thing. But I'll take that, sir, because we did something greater, Bob. We became friends over continents and oceans to people from very different backgrounds. And we we formed a friendship or dare I say fell in love and he said, Thank you and hung up on that was that. You get everything, Bob. You'll never see him again. You might. You never know.
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