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  • You know, it's been a little while since since you hung out with us.

  • Have you been?

  • I've been Well, Well, thank you and good about things.

  • Yeah, I do feel good.

  • Were the twenties we made it to the twenties.

  • 2020?

  • Yeah, I as I say when it really starts to count.

  • You think so?

  • Yeah.

  • Because, like a little last century, everybody started talking about the decades from the twenties on, right?

  • Nobody was like, 0 1909 That was really fun.

  • That's true.

  • No one talked about that.

  • 10 0 you need some more in 1913?

  • Yeah.

  • No one says that.

  • No.

  • And I apologize to everyone that your last 20 years meant nothing, but I didn't mean anything.

  • Now that counted.

  • I'm okay with that.

  • Oh, this is We start from here, and we all made it.

  • So we're gonna do We're gonna do great.

  • We're gonna do great.

  • That said, I like that.

  • I am optimistic.

  • I definitely am not optimistic person for sure.

  • And I really feel like I feel like, really good about going forward now, Like I feel like I feel like obnoxious.

  • A holes have kind of had a moment recently like they were really very.

  • I mean, they always existed, but they had, like, a coming out party over the last couple of years.

  • You know, like you saw a lot more testicles off the back of pickup trucks.

  • Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that was never before, right?

  • But now, occasionally, but now it's now it's like everybody's got him.

  • Yeah.

  • And, uh, I saw them on a Saab the other day.

  • I want you to say it.

  • So I'm on a scooter.

  • But I feel like now the pendulum will swing and the good guys will come back.

  • And I feel like, Yeah, I feel like the good people are going to have a moment.

  • A nice thought.

  • Yeah, I think we have to.

  • We have Thio.

  • It's not just gonna happen.

  • We have to participate.

  • You know, the good people have to side with all the people that the AI holds air against.

  • We have to support them, and then we'll perform a normal army of Ah, good people like like crying babies on airplanes.

  • Right?

  • I travel a lot and there's always some obnoxious businessman next to me aggressively getting angry about a baby because They're crying on an airplane.

  • Well, they should be crying their baby on an airplane.

  • This is a horrible situation.

  • It's horrible for everybody.

  • Is this a tube going 500 miles an hour with gassy human beings?

  • We should all be crying on there.

  • Uh huh.

  • The area has it right.

  • The baby is great, but they're the only honest ones on the plane.

  • Yeah, you know, and we would all be crying, but we're too embarrassing.

  • Just mutter prayers into your bloody Mary and hope that the plane lands on.

  • I'm not even a Fanta, baby.

  • I don't Even I made a couple of I don't like him.

  • Uh, little legs, weird little haircuts.

  • I'm not a fan, but I'm supporting them on.

  • Uh, look, if you wanna complain about toddlers flying business class, uh, I'll listen to you.

  • Listen, you have a problem with that?

  • Well, yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I was first on the upgrade list coming back here from New York, and I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna fly like a rich guy today.

  • I'm number one on the list.

  • You always get it right, Not get it.

  • Everyone checked in full, so I'm going through business class looking Who's in my seat to toddlers?

  • Had their own seats in business class.

  • That's tough to take.

  • That's tough to take.

  • I'm trying to be optimistic about the twenties.

  • Yes, and there's toddlers who were beating me at life.

  • You had to pass them.

  • Yeah, I go back and they were just sitting next crazy.

  • I know it's not their money, but they're working it business class.

  • I'm sitting in the back eating pretzels like a praying Mantis.

  • They both have memos, is standing on this chair.

  • Now, Is this the kind of thing?

  • Are you a guy that complains in that situation?

  • Are Do you ever do that?

  • Are you one of those people that ever says I register a complaint?

  • No, no.

  • I slowly swallow the stress and slowly lose my hair.

  • I don't I don't I don't.

  • But, you know, look, it takes a lot to get me aggravated.

  • Like people like that are playing their phones without any kind of air pod or air here.

  • But like you just think the plant face timing next to me out loud.

  • I want to kill you.

  • I really want to go.

  • It's a huge violation.

  • Yeah, but I hate conflict, so I just kind of swallow it.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • And I really think just like, let's support the people that you know, that new normally would go against, like customer service people, right?

  • Anyone that works in customer service, I'm supporting them.

  • Anyone that has to work on a phone and try and help people.

  • You know, you don't have to talk American to fix my laptop.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Some people like screw you.

  • This is the young Indian kid on the phone.

  • He's not gonna No, no, stop it.

  • Put yourself in his shoes.

  • Do you think he wants this job?

  • He doesn't want this job.

  • Do you imagine I'm telling his friends that he got this job.

  • I got a job today.

  • Good for you.

  • What are you going to dio?

  • I'm gonna help Americans fix their laptops over the phone.

  • Oh, no, you don't even have a top.

  • I know you don't even speak english.

  • I know.

  • I start tomorrow, and I had it I had Yeah, yeah.

  • It's a tough situation that we've both been put in.

  • I got a kid like that on the phone when I was a trouble with my laptop, and I immediately he's like, Hello?

  • I'm like Oh, no And I said, No, that's what obnoxious person would do I said, No, I'm going to be friends with him.

  • I'm gonna Let's get through this together.

  • We've been put in this situation.

  • Neither of us want to be in it.

  • Forces greater than us put us together here.

  • Let's get through it as friends.

  • Yes.

  • And I said, What's your name?

  • And he said, My name is Bob.

  • Okay, I'm trying to take us further for all of mankind and you start off by lying Thio.

  • Okay, Bob.

  • Bob, you've got your reasons.

  • Let's do this.

  • Let's fix this thing.

  • And he said, Okay, great.

  • And he started talking for about five minutes and I didn't understand a word he said, and he put me on hold for 20 times over the next hour and 1/2 and it just kept coming back.

  • I just don't know when he left, I was like, Well, you know what?

  • Maybe I don't have a laptop.

  • Maybe you may get a spiral notebook.

  • Exactly.

  • And he came back.

  • He was, so it was really like an hour and he came back.

  • He was so sad.

  • And names.

  • I'm so sorry that this happened and apologizes.

  • Don't apologize.

  • We you did okay, Bob.

  • He did all right.

  • And he said Okay.

  • Well, would you mind taking the survey and tell him I did?

  • I'm like, Well, you get into squat.

  • Bob didn't do a damn thing.

  • But I'll take that, sir, because we did something greater, Bob.

  • We became friends over continents and oceans to people from very different backgrounds.

  • And we we formed a friendship or dare I say fell in love and he said, Thank you and hung up on that was that.

  • You get everything, Bob.

  • You'll never see him again.

  • You might.

  • You never know.

You know, it's been a little while since since you hung out with us.

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