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  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • I, uh I was just gonna tell you a quick story.

  • Uh, which is, uh, I've always had this lifelong fear of bears.

  • And a few years ago, I attempted to face his fear.

  • My sister Patty and I went to Alaska, which are highly recommended.

  • We went to a place.

  • Why not?

  • We'll do a place called Kat May National Park that has so many bears that when you arrived, they take you to what's called bear orientation, and they teach you.

  • And I'm not kidding.

  • If you ever see a bear walking towards you, you're actually supposed to clap and make the bear aware of your presence.

  • Like I'm right here back.

  • I'm right here.

  • I'm Mike in your bare.

  • When they told me this, I was like, Oh, I'm gonna be murdered by a bear because that seems like basting yourself in barbecue sauce.

  • Yeah, You know, I'm right here where I'm here.

  • Terry is fantastic day.

  • I have applied condiments so that I'll be last.

  • Well, Patty and I went fly fishing.

  • I don't know if you've ever tried this, but it's much more difficult than it looks in a river runs through it, But we're way Stephen.

  • Water.

  • We're in the rubber pants, you know, they're called waiters, and they're salmon jumping out of the water in front of us, literally jumping, which is what I would do if I were a fish.

  • That seems like a great field trip.

  • You're in the boring water all day, and all of a sudden you're like, Whoa!

  • I want to stay here, grow legs and become a human, which is what happened over time.

  • Sorry.

  • Homeschoolers for the Examiner jumping out of the water.

  • I can't catch him with Rob.

  • There's this whole kind of conductor maneuver of five fishing.

  • If you don't catch it, you feel like an idiot.

  • You're like I should have brought a net because they're just jumping that be a lot easier.

  • We're with this fishing guide, this professional vision guy, and he feels bad for me because I'm so terrible.

  • So he catches himself, places the rod in my hands and goes, You got a watch that hurt, you know, because I knew I hadn't.

  • Well, here's where heats up.

  • I'm with this professional fishing guide.

  • My sister Patti's about 75 yards behind us, and I hear her say, Mike, And it was the voice of someone who is about to be mauled.

  • I had a very distinct pitch, You know, it was like Mom right here.

  • She thought there might be a bear right here.

  • You knew the whole time and just be like, uh, I turn around.

  • There's an eight foot brown bear walking towards her in the water.

  • Very surreal, cause he wasn't running, you know, it wasn't like I will murder you.

  • He was just like I'm a bear, etcetera.

  • Well, here it was my greatest fear of my entire life.

  • And I was proud of myself because I built up the courage to say guide, do something on guide snapped in the action.

  • He sprinted over in the water and he goes, Yeah, and the bear walks away, all right?

  • I'm a bear, etcetera.

  • And I was very relieved that my sister didn't get mauled, but in retrospect, it was a little angry at the guy does.

  • Like, you know, you didn't tell me about the plan.

  • You just told me to go right here.

  • Where my client is Mike is like he gave me the bad parachute.

  • Everybody shoot goes off and I have the multicolored gym class pair of shoes build team skills.

  • All right, you go under.

  • All right, Thanks.

Okay.

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Mike Birbiglia在熊的遭遇中倖存下來 - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien"。 (Mike Birbiglia On Surviving A Bear Encounter - "Late Night With Conan O'Brien")

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