After being near someone who had the Corona virus, Texas Senator Ted Cruz said he will now work from home.

Yeah, yeah.

When asked for comment, Ted's wife and two Children said, What a dick.

President Trump!

President Trump is continuing to downplay the risks of the Corona virus.

Yes.

Yet today he said, Relax.

You're far more likely to die from the cuts I made to Obamacare.

So I worry about fine.

I'm gonna be Something goes will get so long before any virus due to fear.

This is a big story.

Due to the fears of the Corona virus Ireland has canceled.

It's ST Patrick's Day parade.

They cancelled it.

Yeah, Yeah.

The Irish are being urged to stay home, get drunk and punch themselves.

They're more than doing.

You hear this crowd reaction on when they said Ireland canceled their CEO.

What do you care Boston did to adjust, read Boston dancing?

Well, yeah, yeah.

We don't need no parade to drink.

My, uh uh, we could do that fine on our own.