>> James: OKAY SO WHO HERE, WHO HERE HAS GOT A QUESTION.

ANYTHING THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO ASK.

PUT YOUR HAND UP, ANYTHING AT ALL.

ANYTHING, YEAH, OKAY.

THIS GENTLEMAN HERE, THE GENTLEMAN WITH HIS HAND UP RIGHT

HERE, GO FOR IT.

>> HI, JAMES, HI.

I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE THE SHOW.

>> James: YOU'RE VERY SWEET.

>> BUT THIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY FOR CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

>> James: YEAH, THAT'S-- I THINK YOU'VE GOT-- IHINK YOU

HAVE THE WRONG IDEA, THIS IS A Q & A WITH ME, IT IS A UNIQUE

OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW, HOW WE

DO THINGS.

SO LOTS OF PEOPLE-- JUST ASK ME THE WHATEVER ODDS I CAN ANSWER

IT.

>> YEAH, NO, I'M AFRAID THIS QUESTION IS QUITE SPECIFICALLY

FOR AN ENTERTAINER.

>> James: WELL, WHAT-- I'M AN ENTERTAINER.

IF ANYTHING, I WHAT SAY I THINK I AM PROBABLY MORE OF AN

ENTERTAINER THAN HE IS.

>> I DONE KNOW ABOUT THAT I WOULD SAY YOU ARE MORE OF A TV

PERSONALITY.

JAMES THE TV PERSONALITY.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: WELL, THAT IS YOUR OPINION.

CEDRIC IS NOT HERE, OKAY, HE IS IN HIS DRESSING ROOM.

HE WILL DOWN LATER IN THE SHOW, HE CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

ANYWAY, SO SHALL LET'S HAVE A DISH.

>> HEY, JAMES, HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: CEDRIC.

>> WHAT'S UP, BABY.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?

>> I JUST CAME DOWN, YOU KNOW, CHECK OUT THE ATMOSPHERE, YOU

KNOW.

CATCH THE VIBE, CATCH THE VIBE BEFORE I CAME.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE.

>> I CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT.

>> NO, I CAN.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CAN I DO IT.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, FINE, GO AHEAD, ASK HIM, ASK

HIM, ASK HIM THE BIG QUESTION.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

SO CEDRIC, AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN YOU PERFORM IN FRONT OF

DIFFERENT AUDIENCES NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.

DO YOU EVER USE THE DAY'S NEWS TO INFORM YOUR MATERIAL.

>> James: I COULD HAVE ANSWERED THAT.

I-- THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I DO EVERY DAY, I WALK-- I STAND

THERE AND I-- I-- I DO STANDUP ABOUT THE DAY'S NEWS.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

(APPLAUSE) >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE,

JAMES, BUT YOU KNOW, I MEAN REALLY?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S STANDUP.

I MEAN BE HONEST, YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST READING OTHER

PEOPLE'S JOKES.

THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.

>> James: SOME OF THE JOKERS ARE MINE.

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVE MAN, I'M JUST SAYING IT IS NOT

STANDUP, RIGHT T IS NOT STANDUP, OKAY.

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, MAN, NO, I DON'T REALLY CHANGE

MY ROUTINE JUST TO INCORPORATE EVERY DAY STUFF, BUT IT'S NOT MY

STYLE BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIVE IN A BUBBLE SO I HAVE TO KIND OF

BE AWARE OF CURRENT EVENTS.

SO EVERY NOW AND THEN.

>> James: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.

WELL DONE.

THANK YOU, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WE'LL SEE YOU LATER IN THE SHOW.

THANK YOU.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, WELL-- Q, THAT WAS, THAT WAS A BIT OF FUN.

SO LET'S GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK, SHALL WE.

AND REALLY, AND REALLY DO WHAT THIS IS MEANT TO BE.

WHO HAS GOT A QUESTION, I SAW SOME HANDS GO UP, ANYONE-- THE

LADY HERE.

THE LADY HERE, YES, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE.

WAVE WITH THE MICROPHONE.

>> HI JAMES.

EARLIER YOU SAID YOU WERE MORE ENTERTAIN THANKING CEDRIC THE

ENTERTAINER.

>> James: YES.

>> SO I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU TELL US A JOKER.

>> James: WHAT, JUST NOW, RIGHT NOW?

>> YES, YES.

>> James: JUST TELL IT OFF THE TOP OF MY-- JUST TELL IT--

>> James: JUST TELL IT OFF THE TOP OF MY-- JUST TELL IT--

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: YES, OH, YES, OKAY, YES.

YOU WANT A JOKE.

OKAY.

WHY IS ENGLAND THE WETTEST COUNTRY?

BECAUSE THE QUEEN HAS REIGNED THERE FOR SO MANY YEARS.

SHE HAS REIGNED THERE.

THINK ABOUT REIGN READY, NOW YOU SAID-- COME ON, THAT'S A GOOD.

YES, THANK YOU, SIR, THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.

I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE QUESTIONS, DOES ANYONE ELSE

HAVE A QUESTION.

ANYONE AT ALL.

YES, THE LADY HAS BEEN DESPERATE TO ASK SOMETHING, YES.

>> HEY, JAMES.

>> James: HI.

>> HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW.

BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I JUST FELT LIKE THE JOKE THAT YOU JUST TOLD

WAS PRETTY LAME.

SO I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD HEAR A JOKE FROM CEDRIC THE

ENTERTAINER, YOU KNOW, JUST TO KIND OF CLEAR THE AIR.

>> James: SEE THAT IS VERY RUDE.

YOU ARE BEING RUDE.

AND NO, YOU CAN'T HEAR-- OF COURSE YOU CAN'T HEAR A JOKE

FROM CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

IS HE BACK IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, GETTING READY FOR THE SHOW.

I DOUBT VERY MUCH HE WANTS TO COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.

>> HEY JAMES.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: KSH-- .

>> ITS THERE IS GREAT SNACKS IN THE BACK SO I JUST HAPPEN TO

STILL BE DOWN HERE.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, GREAT.

THANKS, WE'RE ALL GOOD.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.

SAVE YOUR ENERGY.

SAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR THE-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DOWN HERE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE TELLING JOKES OR ANYTHING.

>> I WILL DO A JOKE FOR YOU.

>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YEAH, LET'S HAVE A JOKE.

>> THIS L.A. TRAFFIC IS CRAZY, I WAS COMING UP IN A LIMO.

I AM ON THE 405 AND I AM THINKING I'M GOING TO MISS THE

SHOW, I HOP ON ONE OF THOSE BIRD BIKES BABY AND I WAS JUST LIKE,

AND I'M COMING DOWN THE SEPULVEDA PASS.

I WAS LIKE-- (APPLAUSE).

>> James: THT, THAT IS-- THIS IS UNFAIR.

YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL STANDUP COMEDIAN.

YOU ARE DOING A BIT FROM ONE OF YOUR ROUTINES, MINE IS

OFF-THE-CUFF WHICH IS MORE IMPRESSIVE, I THINK, OKAY.

YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE ME.

YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL STANDUP, YOU CAN JUST DO JOKES

OFF-THE-CUFF.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD ST. YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T, NONE OF

COULD YOU DO IT I BET YOU COULDN'T DO A JOKE JUST

OFF-THE-CUFF, COULD YOU, YOU COULDN'T DO A JOKE JUST

OFF-THE-CUFF, COULD YOU DO A JOKE OFF-THE-CUFF.

NO, OF COURSE YOU COULDN'T, WHAT?

NESS I COULD TRY.

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO-- OKAY, FINE, ALL RIGHT,

FINE, LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES OUT.

OKAY, SURE.

>> .

>> CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER AND JAMES CORDEN, A COUPLE OF FUNNY

GUYS, ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY JAMES, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD WAS SO

PAINFUL, YOU KNOW, WATCHING IT, I'M SURPRISED YOU WEREN'T

WEARING YOUR OUTFIT FROM CATS.

SPEAKING OF CATS, SHOW OF HANDS WHO HERE HAS A CAT AT HOME.

WHO HAS A CAT AT HOME.

A FEW PEOPLE, FEW PEOPLE.

I OWN A CAT TOO, I AM A CAT OWNER, ALTHOUGH I DON'T FOE IF I

OWN A CAT AS MUCH AS A SHARE A HOUSE WITH A CAT, YOU NO HE WHAT

I MEAN, CAN YOU REALLY OWN A CAT.

I DONE EVEN KNOW IF MY CAT LIKES ME TB I DROP DEAD AS LONG AS I

DIDN'T FALL ON HIS FOOD BOWL, I DON'T THINK HE WOULD CARE AT

ALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CATS ARE MEAN THOUGH, CATS ARE MEAN, THAT'S TRUE.

LIVING WITH A CAT IS LIKE FINDING A ROOMMATE ON CRAIGSLIST

AND THEN SIGNING THE LEASE BEFORE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH

CABBAGE THEY EAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

OKAY, GREAT, CLEARLY YOU HAVE ALSO A PROFESSIONAL KOSM EDIAN.

>> NO, NO, I'M ACTUALLY, A REGIONAL MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR

HAGEN DISAZ THRARKS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER TRIED IT.

IT WAS FUN.

>> GOOD STUFF.

CHEESIER MAWS.

>> James: WHAT IS HAPPENING.

>> I MEAN IT IS REALLY PRETTY CLEAR WHO IS THE MOST

ENTERTAINING PERSON HERE.

SO I MEAN, WHY DON'T I JUST AKE IT FROM HERE, YOU KNOW.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

I AM THE HOST OF THE SHOW.

YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM HERE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> CEDRIC, CEDRIC, CEDRIC!

CEDRIC.

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE, LATE SHOW," WITH ME,

CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, THE MOST ENTERTAINING PERSON.

LET'S GO, BABY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

♪ CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

♪ THE MOST OH THE MOST, HE IS NATURALLY ENTERTAINER.♪