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  • you wrote this book Little weird's and just all kinds of the observations.

  • Mrs.

  • Really know how long you spend working on this?

  • This is really nice.

  • Well, um, I got the book deal.

  • I had a year to do it, which meant, like, about 10 months of procrastination.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah, I think that's for everybody.

  • Yeah, like they just announced that President Obama's book.

  • He made this book deal like the minute he left office and that they just got moved for like, the second time, because clearly he's just chilling.

  • He's a human being as chilly.

  • And, you know, maybe he's just like, I don't know.

  • I want to get high.

  • I don't want Thio.

  • Where's your book?

  • Uh, you'll get your book.

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, that that I mean, there's I would never dare to compare myself to Barack Obama, but about the bloody get high.

  • I would like to hear it all the time.

  • Call me one of our college presidents, but I want to get high.

  • Yeah, I want to get high.

  • So, uh, but s o I took I sort of wrote it, um, by myself on Martha's Vineyard in my parent's empty house and it really kind of did it over a couple of months.

  • Yeah, just like an emotional You just write about your dreams and your dreams are quite strange.

  • Quite weird.

  • Yeah.

  • And, uh, admitted in a very specific way.

  • Yeah, and that their disappointing and boring.

  • Well, it's You take it on here.

  • Sure.

  • So I was, um, having a series of dreams that were, like, exceptionally boring.

  • In the book, I write about a dream where I'm waiting in line for a sandwich and that's it.

  • That's it.

  • Yeah.

  • See, this I love is that so many people think that their dreams are really interesting and they never are.

  • And you go out of your way to say, No.

  • No, no.

  • These dreams are not interested in that.

  • And then and then you read them and they really aren't interesting.

  • It's a new level, you know of not interesting.

  • Like, What's another one?

  • Another one is a what I described to myself.

  • I guess, as a tension lists seven our dream, during which an airplane landed during the day and nine did just fine.

  • Yeah, and the message of the dream is nothing cared that nothing cared not great.

  • No, not great.

  • Not great in the sandwich dream.

  • It's like at least I could get to the end of the line.

  • But you never do know.

  • I don't know.

  • I don't Do you know what the sandwiches that you want to get?

  • I usually want the same sandwich.

  • Yeah, but the sandwich in itself isn't bad.

  • Exciting.

  • It's just like turkey and mayo and lettuce and hot sauce.

  • American cheese.

  • So the sandwiches.

  • Just a sandwich?

  • Yeah, The sandwich isn't like a Treasury chest made out of bread with, like my rabbis face coming out of it like that's what it is.

  • And the worst part is that or the nicest whatever.

  • My fiance, like every night, has these, like gorgeous, mythical dreams.

  • Like what?

  • Like it's like he's like, I'm like, baby, what'd you dream about?

  • He's like, uh, well, I'm 1000 years in the past, and I'm going down the Nile River with a young pharaoh to my left is a bird singing opera.

  • And then I realized we do have multi lives all right on, and he's like, What about you?

  • And I'm like I tripped on the peanut and they fall down bad Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • Your fiance sounds like he's a center.

  • Like a magical creature.

  • He kind of is, In a way.

  • It's sort of the thing we're like, when I met him, I was like, Don't spook it.

  • Like, don't do anything to break in, like, run back into the Enchanted Forest, right?

  • Yeah, right.

  • Yeah.

  • I can't wait to meet him.

  • Yeah, sure.

  • I'll be invited to the way last night.

  • You just saw a moment of really awkwardness.

  • Yeah, I'm busy that day.

  • Whatever it is, anyway, my calendar I can only fit so many people on a yacht.

  • No Irish, huh?

  • Which I would respect, by the way, have a we have a clip from your stand up show stage fright.

  • Any setup needed for this, or should we just let it roll?

  • Oh, well, OK, I really love this clip.

  • I went to a midnight Catholic mass, which is not something I've done before.

  • Yeah, I could tell by the way I've done many, many times you have never done.

  • Yeah, and I was blown away by by how positive it was and that they were like doing in at midnight, which is like, party time.

  • Yeah, So it's just kind of a joke about how, by how exciting and Christianity is.

  • Okay, I can get behind this, huh?

  • Kind of.

  • Here we go.

  • Let's take a look.

  • This clip from stage fright like the Christmas songs and thinking about it, they're all just like jingle jangle.

  • Everybody gets a president like Santa comes down, but he never catches on fire.

  • We don't know what happens like everything signed way.

  • Never worry.

  • That's not in our culture like and like the Jewish songs like the happy songs that you sing before you open your Barbie van or whatever, you're lucky enough to get by on the Barbie.

  • Uh, like those songs were just like they try.

  • Thio can listen.

  • Do it again.

  • Breast.

  • For just a moment.

  • There's only one drop of oil for a 1,000,000 NT.

  • Advantages to your religion is, well, very catchy to really catching your world.

  • I have a bunch of friends who said that they've started singing it in the shower.

  • I kill us.

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