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Here it is, Fiona decides she's done with meaningless sex, and she's looking for a real connection with someone good for her.

Everyone else is busy dealing the meth they took from Monica's storage unit.

Carl sells his for a hot tub.

Debbie sells hers for welding gear.

Lips sells his to pay back UN's for the rehab, and Frank smokes all of his in a Buddhist monastery.

He loses some teeth and decides he needs to apologize to everyone.

He's wrong.

That is, a lot of people spent.

Lana's turned the alibi into a Russian hangout.

She calls Putin's paradise and the plots ways to kill her, resulting with the getting ice to raid the Russians.

Frank enters his spiritual twenties and goes out to interview for a real job in a garden supply store.

He tells the manager that the death of his wife was his rebirth, and he'll never let a woman change who he is again.

Frank gets the job.

Frank even starts his first real bank account with a lifesaver meant as collateral.

Ian get sentimental over the rest of Monica's meth, and he cries about her Frank.

It's promoted to Garden Department supervisor Carl and Ian gets chased out of Monica storage unit by a drug dealing method.

Who says they stole all his meth?

Frank announces that he's now going by the name Francis and is going to be the living image of ST Francis, which I think it's just great for him.

Un's while drunk, drives his car through a woman's living room and lip, takes care of him and tries to get him sober.

But Youens is terrified to going to prison.

You don't care about getting sober.

The end Kev helped release Svetlana from prison so she can come back and help him run the bar.

The drug dealer finds the Gallagher house and shit goes down and leads everyone to say you were right and I was wrong.

Fiona, also Frank, says that he's discovered guilt, so there's that Vienna takes the family to the graveyard, and they wanna dig up Monica's great to get the meth that she left in the casket.

Carl steals a forklift to speed up the process, and he ends up dropping Monica's casket and she falls out of it and everyone throws up.

The Gallaghers return to Monica's story June.

It's confront the drug dealers.

ST Francis does all the talking, and the family walks away with a clean slate.

Frank announces that he's reached his symbolic thirties in the age of his spiritual enlightenment, and that feels like he's gone back to puberty because he's so horny all the time.

Frank decides he's going, apparently improperly, and he joins the P T.

A.

All the moms at the school fall in love with them when he takes off his shirt during a carwash, let fails at getting Ah, hookup from Tender, and his co worker, Eddie, has sex with him to make him stop complaining about how horny is all the time.

Brad as a baby and Carl catches a burglar who turns out to be an addict, so Carl holds him hostage in the basement to detox him.

Frank reaches a spiritually forties, and he tells the family men in their 40 soar in their career, and he's promoted to assistant manager at the garden shop.

Everything's coming up, Francis, but nobody cares.

Carl's Native American scholarship is gonna go to another student, and he needs 12 grand fast.

The junkie from the basement tells him he could make money detoxing people because he does a better job than the rehab in and Trevor Hook up the Inspect.

Lana Hook up.

Frank Fox, one of the P t A moms in this store's fed Lana and V hook up again, and he ends up giving federal on a 50% control to the bar.

Fiona finds one of the tenants dead in her apartment with the tenets.

Dog eating at Fiona decides to keep the dead Tenet starlet takes you on on the road to find Brad, who's lost on a bender and finds out that he stole in the arm of Chicago's beloved Michael Jordan statue.

That's bad.

Frank gets his first non fraudulent credit card and announces that he's entered the middle class.

Then he discovers online shopping and he buys a car online, and he's riding high until he finds out that the store's being sold and he's going to get laid off in a still pissed it feeling about the church.

And he wakes her up every day by pouring a bucket of ice water on her Carl is running a full detox program in the basement.

Ian gets access to a plot of land just outside of Fiona's building and has homeless kids from Trevor Shelter build a tent camp There.

Lip makes a touching speech for UN's in court, but Youens came to court drunk, so that guy's going to jail.

Fiona bribes the homeless kids to leave her property, and Ian is furious.

Fiona finds a new building for the kids to live in, and Trevor signed the lease for it.

Now Ian is mad at everyone.

Frank laments the white man's struggle and decides to start a smuggling business, smuggling people to Canada and pharmaceuticals.

From Canada, Carl starts dating Cassidy, the junkie from the basement.

Frank's first trip to Canada was a complete success, and he realizes he's finally found a family business that uses his God given talents.

Debbie thinks she's pregnant, so Lip takes her to the clinic, where he sees his ex Sierra's current boyfriend, Charlie, with another woman.

Another pregnant woman, Fiona, spends a day with her Irish handyman, Ford.

By the end of the day, she tries to make out with him that he tells her she's too complicated for him.

Ian has a Bible quote off with a priest of the Gay Conversion Church, and he rescues a bunch of kids from their shitty families.

Someone in the church films Ian's confrontation and puts it online.

He goes viral.

Then Fiona finds out that Ford has gotten a bunch of lesbian couples pregnant, and he has a ton of kids now who's complicated?

The Canadian police bust Frank that was bound to happen.

He gets handcuffed to one of his refugees, and as they're being driven to jail, the Mounties hit a moose with their car and they die.

Trevor sleeps with Ian.

Lip is sleeping with Edie and Carlos sleeping with Cassidy.

Basically, everyone is boning, but Fiona Debbie needs money for a welding class, and she finds out the dog she's watching is a drug dog.

So she starts finding and selling drugs.

The American way up north, Frank is still trying to get back over the border to America.

He ends up punching a little girl in the face and stealing a horse.

He eventually finds his way back to our good old automated America.

Charlie's Baby Mama has her baby, Sarah finds out and goes running tow lip when he's about to make sweet love to Eddie.

Eddie says she doesn't care.

Trust me, she does.

Charlie has slipped to talk to Sierra on his behalf, and lip goes to do it.

But him and Sierra end up hooking up.

Ian starts preaching the youth group and becomes a leader against the gay conversion Congregations.

Ford and Fiona finally Kiss, and Carl buys a promise ring to show Cassidy.

He's serious about their relationship, but she thinks it's an engagement ring, and now they're engaged.

He helped.

Ian has groupies who think he performs miracles.

Cassidy calls him hot gay.

Jesus and Frank immediately invest in the church of Gay Jesus merchandise.

Fiona finds out that a roof for fell off her roof and he's homeless, and she lets the family stay in her apartment.

Cassidy tells girl he has to marry her before he leaves, and he tells her he wants to wait, and so she pretends to hang herself to make Carl go through with it, and they get married with fake I.

D.

S.

That's my boy.

Debbie does sketchy nonunion welding jobs for tons of money and a huge pipe ends up falling on her foot.

Fiona and four go out on a date and end up sleeping together, which is great.

But then she finds out that the injured Rueffert is suing her for $6 million which is bad Lip learns that UN's died in prison and prepares to make a speech at Yun's funeral.

Sierra's dad is released from prison, and her and her son come to stay with lip.

We really should call our show full house anyway.

Lip goes to find Sierra's dad at a halfway house and gets into a fight with him while Eddie's niece Zan, films it in.

Sierra's dad is sent back to prison.

That's cold hard Gallagher.

Justice Frank starts more seriously planning his retirement.

So in Liam's wealthy friend, Dylan invites him to go yachting, and Frank sees all the expensive crap the family has.

He starts come up with a new retirement plan.

Debbie finds out that she might lose three of her toes since you can pay for the surgery.

So she asked Liam to cut the toes off for, but he passes out in the process so she tries to do it herself.

and then she passes out.

Frank finds them both passed out, and he cuts off the toes himself.

Smells like steak.

Fiona finally goes to war with the roof.

Er's family, after they took her dog, changed your locks and oh yeah, a suitor for $6 million.

Then her and four go at it like rabbits.

That's more cold, hard Gallagher Justice Cassidy tells Carl that she'll never be okay with him, leaving her and to make her happy.

He tells her he won't go back to military school in is becoming more gay.

Jesus, like every day, and it gets a crowd to come together and stop a man from kidnapping his son to take him to a conversion camp.

But the boy's father comes to Ian and says he doesn't want to take his son to a conversion camp.

He just wants to get his son help because his son is mentally ill.

Ian isn't sure who to believe, but he ends up blowing up the guy's vans and Season eight finale.

Sierra tells Slip that she loves him.

That's a huge deal, but Lip is still trying to figure out who he is when he's sober so he tells her they can't be together.

Carl tells Cassidy that he loves her, but he has to go back to military school the next day.

So she handcuffed him to the bed so he can't leave.

Frank tells Liam that his friend Dylan's dad is a white collar criminal, a thief and ask claim to give him the code to the house so they can rip him off.

But Liam purposefully gives Frank the wrong coat, and Frank has to hide from the cops inside a porta potty in the toilet.

It's very blue.

Fiona tries to figure out what to do about the roof Er's family, and Frank tells her he's get his power pyro Paulie to burn down the apartment building with them in it.

Fiona goes to Pyro Paulie, and he helps her make a smoke bomb to smoke the roofers out of the apartment, and Fiona cuts a deal with them and they get the hell out of there.

Trevor tells Fiona there's a warrant out for Ian's arrest after he blew up the van, but no one can find him anywhere.

When Trevor find Seon holding out, he tells him that he should turn himself in like a really hero would have, and you should have the courage to do that.

Carl wakes up from his constraints, and he runs from the house to escape to military school.

In In this group, unveil a giant God is gay and he loves you.

Sign and tons of reporters and cops show up, and the crowd tells the cops that they're all Ian Gallagher and they all get arrested.

It's really cool that finds out that Eddie left her nieces.

Anne, at the Office of Social Service, is to come get her, so he tells him she can come stay with him for a few days.

Carl boards a bus to military school, with Cassidy chasing close behind and on the season nine, Fiona's running around time to get Ian's bail money, and she finds out that Ford has two phones.

He says one of them is for his mom, but she's not so sure.

Cassidy sets up camp in Carl's school to stalk him and Carl interviews to be a cadet lieutenant, but his commanding officer tells him he needs to get a couple of things in check.

1st 1 his lane cadets and his personal life, Carl tells his lane cadet he has to shape up, and that cadet takes it upon himself to murder Cassidy.

Whoa, Frank.

It's called into an emergency meeting after strains of every venereal disease known to man or found in the P.

T.

A.

And it turns out everyone's been having sex with everyone.

They all have to get 12 hours of Ivy's, and Frank tries to mediate all the couples.

They thank him, but he still gets kicked in the dick in the end.

So that's the way it goes, foretells Fiona that Ian is violent and as a Jesus complex, and she shouldn't bail him out.

And most of the Gallaghers agree.

She gets the money to bail him out anyway, but decides not to do it when she sees how totally nuts he is.

Fiona uses the money on commercial real estate, which Ford thinks is a bad idea to be ta at.

Liam's school is still mad at Frank over spreading some uneven aerial diseases, and Liam loses his scholarship.

Carl finds out that he needs to get a recommendation from a congressman, do volunteer work and get good grades to get into West Point.

He starts to volunteer at Dog euthanasia facility, but he can't bring himself putting the dogs to sleep.

So he brings them home.

And they all die naturally in the basement being gets bailed out by the kids from Trevor's youth shelter while he was in prison.

His church spread across the world, and he's become an international messiah.

He can't take the pressure, so he runs away again.

Frank finds out that there's a lot of money in politics, but these days people want diversity.

This doesn't sit well with Frank, who said that no one represents the white man anymore.

So he gets an old retired white politician named Mo White to run for office.

Debbie finally finds another female welder named Alex, and the two of them band together to address the issue of equal pay among welders.

The Alibi Room gets ranked the number one rapist bar on the South Side, and Kevin is upset, so he makes a lot of changes to the bar, and he gives Kermit and Tommy lessons about respecting women.

Carl's community service is going well, but he also needs a recommendation from a congressman to be accepted to West Point, he finds out that the used to be a dominatrix for their congressman.

Any guilt trips air into getting the old whips and chains back out to get his recommendation, and it works.