I'd metRickyGervaseon a sketchshowcalledBruiserfortheBBCthathewroteforitwassixofuscontainingsomefantasticBritishcomedytalenthavegoneontoemuchbiggerandbetterthings, includingOliviaColman.
So I did a lotofsketcheswithOliviaColman, andeventhenshewasverygood.
I wasthencalledintodothisauditionfortheoffice.
I firstauditionedforGarethKeenan, whowasthenplayedbyMackenzieCrookafterwards, but I readforGarethandthen I wasonthewayout.
NeitherSteveMerchantorAsherTala, theproducer, said, I thinkweshouldgetMartintoreadforTimbecause I readthewholescript.
I thoughtthescriptwasreally, reallygood.
So I camebackredforTimandtherewas a bitthatmightworkbetter.
I justfinishedshootingtheoffice, andthen I wasdoingAllie G.
Anditwasveryexciting.
I feltvaguelysuccessfulonRicky.
SeeAllergies?
BestMate.
Itwasludicrous.
Verysilly.
Therewas a tinybitofimprov.
Therewereimprovmoments, definitelyimprovedmomentinthesceneendedupin a sceneinthefilmwhereCutwasn't calledonmeandSashajustdid a lotofwrappingandbeatboxingin a car.
I'm just I'm justpassingonfacts, youknow, I thinkhe's verygoodatwritingpeopleflatteringletterswhenhe's a fanofsomeoneandhewas a bigfanofthatshowis a bigfanoftheoffice.
Sohewantedmetocomealongandplay.
Andsowedid a tablereadforlove, actually, with a lotofpeoplewhodidn't endupbeinginit.
Just a goodcomedy.
Peoplelaterondowntheline, itwascastproperlyondhe.
Unfortunately, I wasstillinthecasts.
Yes.
So I guessmostofthepeoplewhocometothesepartiesaredrunkenidiots.
What?
Thesepeopleareidiots.
I wentuptoreadforArthurDentforHitchhiker's GuidetotheGalaxyon a houseboatinLondon.
Thatwasthebusinessbelongstothebusinessoff.
NickGoldsmith, theproducer, andGarthJennings, thedirectoronGuy, had a fantastictimewiththesetwotalkingaboutthefilm.
Theyshowedmesomeofthedesigns.
I think I read a bitasArthur.
Butwhat I wasreallythinkingaboutwasthefactthatmymissusatthetimewaswaitingformein a car.
Andso I wasfeelingguiltythat I should I shouldgobecauseAmanda's parkedand I didn't want I didn't wantittobetooboredorwhat?
Youknow.
So I waskindofokay.
It's allverywell.
Youwantmetobetheleadin a film?
Great.
But I'vealreadygottogo.
Soyeah, I thinkthat's oneofthethingsthatsavesmeorsaveme.
I'm quitegoodthinkingaboutsomethingelse.
SonotthinkingaboutmyGodafterDennettresoughtafterand I washearingnamesintheetheraboutyouknow, whowasbeingconsideredforArthurthen, youknow, someofthemwereHollywoodstars, which I certainlywasnot.
So I wasn't thinkingonthis.
Thisis a bigthing.
I wasthinking.
Arewegoingtogethomeintimefordinner?
Yeah.
SamRockwell, ZoeDeschanel.
AndmostdefasheWaas.
Oh, itwasgoodfun.
Itwasreally, reallygoodfun.
Everyonelookedreallycoolapartfromme.
I had a fuckinggreatsohousecoatlike a biggreentoweling, terrytowelingrobes, pajamasandoldmanslippers.
Mostlookedamazing.
Zoelookedgreat.
SamjustlooklikeElvisPresleyandJamesBrownand I andtherewasme.
Sosometimes I got a bitofaninferioritycomplexaboutthat.
I'm yourbest, Maren.
Becauseyouare.
Ofcourse, you'remybestfriend.
I knewassoonas I startedreadingitthatthiswasunlikeanythingthat I wasseeingontelevision.
Atthattime.
BenCumberbatchwasonboard a Sherlock, and I thoughtthatwas a very, verysmartmovebecausewhat I hadseenhimin, hewasbrilliant.
I wentupforittwice.
I wentupfirsttimeon.
Apparently I subsequentlylearned I'vebeen a bitofanidiot.
I can't rememberwhatitwas.
A bit I schleppedoftheplace.
And I thinkbythetime I gotthere, I'm quiteeasilygrumpy.
And I think I accidentallysortofletthatshow a coupleofweekslater.
Wasyouknow, I actuallysaid, DidwehearanythingaboutSherlock, Bytheway, Is a blessedYes, wedid.
Theydidn't reallyfeelyouwithoutintoit.
Sowhydoyousay?
Well, theyjustfeltyouhadn't reallyturnedup.
What?
Canyoupleaseletthemknow?
I'm reallyinteresting, I thinkisthescriptisbrilliant.
So?
So I wentbackagainandreadwithBen.
Andassoonaswestartedreading, itwasclearthatwehad a chemistryintheroom, sortofcrackled a bit.
I think I'vealwaysdodgedaround a bitbetweenmediabench.
No, I don't imagineanyonewestofBreewouldhavemuchinterestinadventures.
Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortablethings.
You'relatefordinner, and I'm goingwithhalfofBritain.
I wentontapeforit, rightwhen I when I arrivedinthecastingroomtogoontaperatherlikethis, therewas a notefromGammadelToro, whoatthetimewasslatedtodirectonthenotewasverynice, saidthatMartin, wewantthistobeuseddoyourstuff.
Well, I becamepartoftheMarveluniverseatthebehestofKevinFaggysayinghe, youknow, theywereinterestedinplayingthispart.
Thatwasattheendof 2014.
I wasfilminginMalta.
I don't think I'm imaginingis I had a longconversationonthephonewithKevin, fiveyear, verygraciousandgenerous, andtheywantedmetoplaythispart, andtheideawasthreefilms.
Thatwastheideawithinthat I didn't reallyknowanydetailwhatsoever.
Lessthan a yearlater, I wasinbothStatesandBerlindoingmyfairlysmallbitoncivilwar.
Yes, boxing, boxingIntheOlympics, hairpullingisn't I had a dreamonenight I dreamtthefirstsceneoffthefirstepisode, and I saidtomypartofthetime, Amanda I said I hadthisdreamanddescribedittous, and I thinkthatmightbesome.
There's a showinthatsomewhere, I think.
Andshesaid, Yeah, I thinkthereis.
YoushouldtalktosomeoneaboutitAndshedidn't mean a therapist.
Shebut a TVexecutive.
I wasputtogetherwithChrisAddisonas a potentialdirector, andthenwegottogetherwithSimonBlackwellas a potentialwriter, andbetweenus, wekindofworkedupthiswhattheshowwasgonnabe.
Totallystorieswise.
Developmentmeetingswerebasicallylikeparentaltherapygroups, wherehewouldadmitto a lltheworstthingsyou'veeverdone.
There's a fatherandallthethingsthatmadeyouleastproudofyourownbehaviorwith a lotoflaughter.