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  • man, you have so much love and goodwill out there.

  • You really do.

  • And to such a degree that first fall I mentioned the crowd yesterday you were coming on the show.

  • Place goes insane, as if I weren't enough on then.

  • That's sad.

  • Uh, but when you had a just ah, I guess, Ah, signing of some of the DVDs or a personal appearance?

  • Uh, one of the record stores in Midtown lines around the lot people 1000 people showed.

  • Yeah, it's incredible.

  • Do you find now that because of you know what you've achieved in your show business card that you get special treatment?

  • Do people treat you differently?

  • Now?

  • I had a really weird special treatment thing happened to me recently, had to go get my driver's license renewed and in California, have to take the written test again.

  • So I go to the D.

  • M V in Hollywood, and I'm thinking like I hope I get recognized.

  • I never really think that, but I thought like this would be a good place for that to happen because it's a long lot.

  • It's a long line, and you thought, sure, why not?

  • When I get out of there a little faster.

  • So I'm trying to judge this woman and see, like, Is she gonna recognize me?

  • And I'm kind of deciding.

  • No, she's not.

  • And then I see a guy right behind her Golec and run over and go like sir.

  • Come right this way, please.

  • And all of a sudden, I'm behind the counter where you never get to go on.

  • One more second later, he opens the door and I'm in the bowels of the d M.

  • V were like, you don't even see this area.

  • And he puts me in a little cubicle.

  • Gives me the test and a pencil, and I sit down and he goes, I'll be right back.

  • You'll be much more comfortable.

  • Here I go.

  • Great.

  • This is just what I share.

  • Mine is what you want.

  • Yeah, I sit down.

  • I studied for the test.

  • I had a little booklet.

  • I studied very hard.

  • I did the first question.

  • I did the second question.

  • The third question I could tell was a trick question.

  • So I decided I'm gonna come back to this.

  • Right.

  • So I go to the fourth, right?

  • I do the fifth, right?

  • The guy comes back and he's standing over top man.

  • He goes, You didn't do number three and I go, Yeah, I can tell.

  • It's a trick question.

  • I'm gonna come back to that.

  • He goes, See?

  • So I immediately panicked.

  • I immediately thought, like, you know, there's, like, a hidden camera somewhere.

  • It's like a sting.

  • Like it's gonna be some kind of you're gonna be caught cheating.

  • Yeah, celebrity perks like the D M.

  • V.

  • Some weird thing.

  • So I go, you know, I'm fine.

  • You know, I studied.

  • He goes, uh, a to the next.

  • When he gives me another answer, I go.

  • Great.

  • Okay, Look, I'm fine.

  • You know, I'm really getting terrified, so I do a couple more.

  • I hesitate for a minute.

  • He goes B.

  • So I finally finished.

  • I said, OK, fine, fine.

  • So he leaves.

  • I finished the test, he comes back, he grades it.

  • I did really well on it.

  • Theo hands me a piece of paper that has all the employees of that particular D M V office with a little box next to each name, and they send the paper around going and pee.

  • Wee Herman's here.

  • If you're interested in you chip, make a little check mark by your name, and he hands me this thing.

  • And there were 60 autographs to do with the D M V office.

  • Right address on it.

  • So I had to go home and sign, you know?

  • So it's sort of like that payment for helping you with the tests that you didn't need any help with.

  • Yeah, plus, I mean, I did it, Believe me, I did it.

  • I went home and signed him and sent him in the mail because I was afraid if I didn't, I'd, you know, be stopped somewhere and it would turn out my license was fake or something.

  • That's not my picture.

  • That's a chicken.

  • Yeah, well, I mean, I think you did the right thing.

  • I do to You did.

  • Now they're looking another word.

  • Yes, they are.

  • There.

  • I'm curious about.

  • You know, you've had such a unique career.

  • You create this character that consummate people's imagination and and and and and you're You're so good at what you do.

  • But do you ever think about what you would have done had you not been an actor if you'd gone a different way?

  • If he didn't go into acting.

  • What would you do?

  • This is gonna sound like I'm joking, but this is This is really what I thought I would wind up doing.

  • I grew up in Sarasota, Florida, which is the old winter headquarters of Ringling Brothers.

  • And I always thought I'd wind up in the circus.

  • That's what I thought I was.

  • Really?

  • What did you want to do in the circus?

  • Did you have a specific like, Did you see?

  • OK, this is I could do a lot of circus acts.

  • Like I could do trapeze.

  • I could do tight.

  • Rowe.

  • Um, See, I thought I knew you were gonna think.

  • Did you really?

  • Did you practice thing to do?

  • Would you tell one?

  • Seriously?

  • Going to circus camp?

  • Vicious circus camp.

  • A za child.

  • I went to circus camp about six weeks into the circus camp.

  • We put on a big show.

  • My parents came there, sitting in the bleachers and I run out.

  • I got on a little Speedo bathing suit.

  • Maybe 12.

  • I've got like, I get up on the balance beam on a balance beam.

  • Act fantastic.

  • Balance beam.

  • I wish you guys could have seen it.

  • And uh, I had, like, fire.

  • I had a ring like that, had fire around it, and I blindfold myself and skipped through the ring.

  • And I looked out.

  • My parents were like, I think it was then they knew.

man, you have so much love and goodwill out there.

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