Three...

Oh, my God, Dan! Are you kidding me?

Two, one, go!

( theme music playing )

- Hello, I'm Gav. - I'm Dan.

Welcome to the "Super Slow Show."

This video contains three of my favorite things.

We've got a big old balloon,

a bucket load of paint

and Dan getting hurt.

This is the Giant Balloon Pendulum of Paint...

- Of Doom! - ...of doom.

You got to rhyme it!

Okay, well, what is the official name?

Giant Balloon Pendulum of Doom.

Ah, that is good.

Give me a countdown.

Three, two, one!

( laughs )

Good night!

Oh, God.

( grunts )

This is really scary, by the way.

Sorry!

Oh, God.

That's packing a punch now.

Oh, God.

( grunts )

You're just getting annihilated

and it's not popping.

I've also got an idea.

Yeah?

The secret weapon.

This is the hero.

The thumbtack of dreams.

That'll save the day.

I just hope it doesn't look too tacky anyway.

That was good, good pun.

- Ready? - Yeah.

Three, two, one, mess!

Ah!

( laughs )

Geez!

Not only did it cover me

but it also put me on my arse.

It looks like something out of "The Shining"!

- Oh, man. - That looks gruesome!

Let me just get up.

( laughs )

Dan, don't splash around.

You might get red paint on me.

Yeah, cool. Cheers.

For God's sake, help me up!

Just walk up the side of it.

Oh, my God.

Shall we take a look at that?

Okay, here we go.

Oh!

Gav: So much red liquid.

Dan: Geez!

It looks gruesome.

Gav: It looks almost too graphic to show.

I know it's just paint, but...

Dan: It's gruesome. Did they have to pick red?

( Gav laughs ) I really...

Dan: They could have picked any other color, like blue...

Gav: I'm really glad that we've got red in there.

Oh.

It looks like you've just been born.

Oh, come on!

You can't say that!

Come on, it's just...

Gav: I'm gonna give you a round of applause for that.

Are you gonna do that, then?

- You ready? - No!

Three...

Oh, my God, Dan! Are you kidding me?

Two, one, go!

Red alert!

( laughs )

Oh!

It's in my nose!

Yes, it's as good as I thought it would be, yes!

Yes!

Yes.

Yes.

It's in my sinuses!

Dan: Look at my face. I'm so excited!

Gav: You can't get enough of that.

Dan: Oh!

Gav: In prop, I didn't let myself go.

It actually knocked me over.

Dan: Cleaned you out!

Totally cleaned you out.

Gav: Look at that chandelier of paint.

That is cool.

It's frozen in time as it's falling on me.

See, I'm not actually that painty yet.

Dan: It all lands on you, though, doesn't it?

Oh, man, that looks great, it's great.

Gav: Oh, God.

Absolute showering.

So it seems like, to me, there's one clear escalation from this point.

Go on.

Two balloons.

So how about, why can't you do it?

I've got another...

Uh...

- You're having a laugh. - Go on.

- You're having a laugh. - Go on.

- Right. - One, two, three, go!

One, two, three, go!

Yeah, boy!

Are you ready?

Nope.

Three, two, one, go!

Whoa!

Bloody hell!

It looks like you're covered in boogies!

It's like Nickelodeon.

It's like they brought back "Noel's House Party."

Oh, it's up both nostrils!

It's looking like a giant with a cold

just came and took a disliking to you.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, man!

A bit of yellow?

Bit of green.

Dan: Don't have good Slow Mo face.

Gav: If you're thinking about these two things happening

to you at the same time, no one's gonna have a good face.

Oh!

Dan: Couldn't have been better.

It just looks like you've been burst

and there was green and yellow inside you.

Gav: Yeah. It looks like I've just popped.

Dan: Again, me, severely enjoying that.

( laughs )

Savagely enjoyed it.

Gav: That's a savage level of enjoyment.

Dan: It is.

I hope you enjoyed that

because I certainly enjoyed that a hell of a lot.

Did you? Yeah. All right, yeah.

I'm actually swimming in a pool of paint here.

It's so deep. It's about this thick of gauze.

That's how much paint is all over you.

And it looked excellent.

So you should be happy.

I hope you enjoyed it.

And if you want more, probably of me getting hurt,

but we'll see, then tune into

the next episode of the "Super Slow Show."

Bye. Say bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

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and you'll actually get to see Gavin step out

from behind the camera and get his hands dirty.

That's true, actually. I had to use soap.

Did you get both of them dirty?

Both hands. Unbelievable.

Well done.