>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.

I GREETLY APPRECIATE IT.

I REALLY DO.

>> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO LISTEN SOME MUSIC, NOW, DO YOU.

>> James: COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

>> WHAT WAS THAT,.

>> James: IS THAT YOUR IMPRESSION OF ME, LET ME SEE IT,

COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN SOME MUSIC.

>> FOR SURE.

LET'S DO T SHALL WE.

I'M JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR MATES FROM SCHOOL.

>> THAT'S ♪ "WE SHOULD TAKE THIS BACK TO

MY PLACE" ♪ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID RIGHT TO

MY FACE ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU BAD

YEAH, I WANT YOU, BABY ♪ SLOW, SLOW HANDS

LIKE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN OUR ♪ DIRTY LAUNDRY

♪ NO, NO CHANCE THAT I'M LEAVING HERE WITHOUT

♪ YOU ON ME I, I KNOW

♪ YEAH, I ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN'

♪ SLOW HANDS NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

A PHOBIA OF YOURS.

>> YEAH.

>> James: WHAT ARE YOUR BIG FEARS.

>> CLAUSE TRO PHOBIA, BIG,.

>> James: YEAH.

>> I HATE BIRDS.

>> James: ALL BIRDS.

>> MOSTLY, I SAY MOSTLY PIGEONS.

I DO ENJOY A GOOD WALK IN THE PARK BUT THE MINUTE PIGEONS COME

INTO IT.

>> James: WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF PIGEONS.

>> I THINK THEY ARE HORRIBLE.

>> James: WHY, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HURT YOU.

>> I JUST DON'T LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THAT THIS HE ARE NOT SCARED

OF US YOU BET REALLY CLOGS TO THEM.

PEOPLE HAVE TO RUN AT A FLOCK OF PIGEONS TO MAKE THEM MOVE.

>> James: EVEN A CAR, THEY WILL STAY IN THE ROAD.

>> LAST SECRETARY.

>> James: FINE, I WILL MOVE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: I FEEL LIKE IT IS PROBABLY TIME FOR YOU TO FACE

YOUR FEAR INANY WAYS.

LET'S GO MEET THE PIGEONS.

>> OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

>> James: OKAY, NOW COME WITH ME.

NOW WAIT HERE.

LET'S BRING IN THE PIGEONS.

NOW JUST RELAX.

OKAY.

DO YOU WANT TO JUST POP HIM RIGHT THERE.

>> MY SHOULDER?

>> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT.

DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM.

GET TO KNOW HIM WHAT IS HIS NAME.

>> THIS ONE IS TED.

>> James: TED, A LOVELY NAME.

>> DON'T LET GO.

>> James: DON'T LET GO.

>> I'M ACTUALLY SHAKING.

>> James: YOU ARE DOING GREAT.

>> I MEAN.

>> James: YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

AND NOW LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.

>> WHAT?

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, THERE WE GO, JUST RELAX.

JUST RELAX.

LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.

>> WHAT?

>> James: NOW NIALL, THIS ONE IS FLYING, THERE HE IS, HE IS ON

YOUR HEAD, NOW.

>> NO, JAMES, I'M TELLING YOU THESE [BLEEP].

>> LOOK HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING, YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, ONE

ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ARE YOU HOLDING ONE.

SAY TED, I'M NO LONGESCARED OF YOU.

>> TED, I'M NO LONGER SCARED OF.

>> James: SAY WE ARE FRIENDS NOW.

>> TED, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

>> James: OKAY.

LISTEN.

ALL WELL AND GOOD WHILE I'M HERE.

YOU HAVE TO FACE THIS FEAR ON YOUR OWN.

I WILL SEE YOU IN A BIT.

>> WHAT?

JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!

JAMES, SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW.

JAMES, I SWEAR THIS HAS ACTUALLY MADE NIE PHOBIA WORSE.

>> HE JUST POOED ON MY BACK.

THE ONE ON MY HEAD IS FREAKING ME OUT.

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

THAT'S NOT GOOD, MAN, HONESTLY.

I JUST HAD-- .

>> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE.

>> THREE PIGEONS AND ONE OF THEM POOED ON ME.

>> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE OF THEIR ACTIONS.

>> CAN WE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR NOW, PLEASE.

>> James: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SANITIZE.

♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU WEAR

♪ I WANT YOUR NUMBER TATTOOED ON MY ARM IN INK, I SWEAR

♪ 'CAUSE WHEN THE MORNING COMES, I KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE

♪ EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU DISAPPEAR

♪ NICE TO MEET YA (I GOT LOVE FOR YOU)

♪ NICE TO MEET YA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

♪ LET ME TREAT YA TO A DRINK

>> THE THING IS I LISTEN THESE

SONGS, AS YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO, AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING, I

CAN REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET YOUR E MAIM ADDRESS-- WAS DAPIMP

IS HERE@HOT MAIL T WAS ACTUALLY DA UNDERSCORE, PIMP UNDERSCORE

IS UNDERSCORE HERE ERE.

THE@HOT MAIL.

YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> Jes: HOW IS DA PUMP, IS HE STILL HERE.

>> HE IS DEFINITELY HERE.

I AUDITIONED FOR THE THE X FACTOR.

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> I DON'T THINK HOW DID I END NEWSPAPER THAT BAND.

>> James: HOW DID ANYBODY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH THAT AS AN

EMAIL ADDRESS.

>> OH GOSH.

>> James: YOU THINK OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE IS A GUY WITH DA

PIMP IS HERE, AND E'S GETTING ALL OF THE EMAILS ABOUT ONE

DIRECTION.

>> POOR FELLA JUST SITTING THERE, TRYING TO MAWK A LIVING.

I JUST WANT TO BE A PIMP.

>> James: ONLY CALL ME IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BE PITCHING.

♪ WE FIGHT WE GET HIGH HOLDING ON TO LOVE

♪ WE CAME DOWN 'CAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING HOLDING US

♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL WONDER WHERE YOU ARE

♪ IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW MY HEART

♪ ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP BUT WITH NOWHERE TO GO

♪ ARE YOUR TEARS FALLING DOWN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

♪ ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT TRYNA PUT ON A SHOW

♪ DO YOU HATE THE WEEKEND 'CAUSE NOBODY'S CALLING

♪ I'VE STILL GOT SO MUCH LOVE HIDDEN BENEATH THIS SKIN

♪ SO DARLING PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME

♪ PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP AND

♪ THERE'S NO SHADOWS DANCING I LOOK AROUND AS MY HEART IS

♪ COLLAPSING 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I

♪ NEED TO PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME

(APPLAUSE) >> I I FEEL LIKE A LONG TIME,

TEN YEARS.

>> YEAH.

>> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TEST OUR FRIEND SLIP.

>> RIGHT.

>> I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME THAT YOU AND I TAKE A LIE DETECTOR

TEST.

>> WHAT.

>> James: I'VE GOT MY FRIEND JN HERE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL

LIE DETECTER.

HAS THE MACHINE AND EVERYTHING.

>> BUT HE IS QUITE A BIG PERSONALITY.

HE DOES, HE JABERS ON A BIT AND A LOT OF IT BECOMES ABOUT JOHN.

BUT BEAR WITH HIM.

WE ARE REALLY GOIN TO TEST OUR FRIENDSHIP NOW, OKAY.

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> James: HERE HE COMES.

GET READY FOR THE BIG CAT, JOHNO, HOW'S LIFE?

>> FINE.

>> GOOD TO HE SEE YOU, MAN.

>> James: OKAY.

SO JOHN, HOW ACCURATE IS THIS MACHINE?

>> SO ACCURATE THAT THE UNITED STATES YOU CANNOT BECOME A

POLICE OFFICER WITHOUT PASSING ONE.

>> James: OKAY, NIALL IS GOING TO GO FIRST.

>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXTEND THAT OUT A LITTLE BIT.

THERE IT IS.

>> James: ARE YOU READY?

OKAY.

DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ONE DIRECTION WILL GET BACK

TOGETHER?

>> YES.

>> James: DO YOU LIKE SIMON COWELL?

>> SOMETIMES.

>> TRUE.

>> WOW, THESE QUESTIONS ARE UNTENSE.

>> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LATE NIGHT SHOW TO

PERFORM ON.

>> THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

>> THAT SAY LIE.

>> James: OH MY GOD.

>> OH NO.

>> James: WHOSE IS IT?

WHOSE IS IT, TELL THE TRUTH.

>> IS IT SNL?

>> YES, IT IS SNL.

>> THAT'S TRUE SORRY MAN, IT'S SNL, YOU KNOW, FROM NEW YORK, A

AND ALL THAT.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SWITCH IT OVER.

IT'S TIME FOR ME.

>> OBVIOUS HONESTLY, THAT WAS INTENSE.

>> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOT JUDGE ME BY THAT, THANK YOU.

>> I WILL CALIBRATE IT WITH.

>> ALL RIGHT, MY QUESTION TO YOU, JAMES, YOUR TURN NOW.

I USED TO BE BLOND.

DO YOU THINK I LOOK BET WE ARE DARKER HAIR.

>> NO.

>> TRUE (LAUGHTER)

>> THE THE HARSH REALITY OF THE U.S. LIE DETECTOR, WHAT DO YOU

THINK IS A BETTER SONG, SLOW HANDS BY ME OR-- SIGN OF THE

TIMES.

YOU BE CAREFUL NOW.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: I THINK SIGN OF THE TIMES IS A BETTER SONG.

>> TRUE.

>> WOW.

>> ESPECIALLY WATCHING YOU PERFORM IT IT ON SATURDAY NIGHT

LIVE.

>> LAST QUESTION, I WANT TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE.

AM I YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION?

>> James: YES.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

♪ YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TONIGHT.

♪ YOU DON'T HAVE ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHEN

I'M AROUND YOU ♪ SO GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT'S ON

YOUR MIND ♪ ON YOUR MIND

WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT

YOU CAN GET THAT FROM ANYONE ♪ ELSE

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHING ♪ YOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF

WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT

WE CAN GET THAT FROM EVERYONE ♪ ELSE

AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ♪ NOTHING

WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT

OHH, WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ♪ NOTHING

MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT

MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NO ♪ JUDGEMENT

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BROTHER, I REALLY, REALLY DO.

>> I LOVE YOU.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).