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  • shake it up.

  • We gotta get on the internet to be here.

  • I'm going to go viral.

  • You just need to throw up or something.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Baby threw up on me yesterday.

  • Someone told me that you're you.

  • You brought your baby here to the backstage.

  • He's how old she is.

  • I think if I could remember, she's, what, 14 or 15 months?

  • That's right.

  • Wow.

  • Pretty good.

  • She came here for the first time when she was two weeks old, which is called bad parents.

  • Yeah, you're standing.

  • You came showed up because we're all good friends.

  • You showed up with your newborn?

  • Yeah.

  • She was born a little brighter and ran to the studio and started handing around to everybody.

  • And I thought that was terrible.

  • Yeah, she got a cold sore from Andy.

  • Yeah, that sounded dirtier than I want.

  • Your dad worked.

  • I'm just so glad I'm here to provide these to be the one you can turn to and say This guy gave my baby a cold, sore.

  • Lucky me.

  • Well, have we gone viral yet?

  • Cold sores are by their nature.

  • Breezy is everybody as I live and breathe that name will never catch it.

  • Catch on Cone's easy, breezy way, pal around in real life we d'oh!

  • We saw a movie recently.

  • It was by accident.

  • It was by accident.

  • We both went to.

  • I was playing hookey in the middle of the day.

  • I was working on something and I said, I want to get out of here And across the street, they were showing once upon a time, Once upon a time in in Hollywood, whatever it's called, one guy didn't know what we meant until Hollywood.

  • So, uh, I took some of my crew and we just want across the street and I was like, I want to see that movie again and you're there.

  • I saw you in line for candy and we were like, the only people that were seeing the film.

  • But just because it was playing at, like, one o'clock in the afternoon was the dad didn't have to work.

  • And so we just sat there watching the movie.

  • You bought a ton of candy.

  • I did.

  • And when Brad Pitt took his shirt off, I leaned over to you and went, I regret the Skittles.

  • Forget I'm in show business and I'm just like God, I'm like, All right, it's, Ah, superficial business.

  • Are you excited about the Oscar nominations?

  • You keep up on that kind of thing.

  • Other movies that are nominated, they make you feel like that shouldn't be nominated.

  • I'm mad that that's nominated.

  • Not really.

  • I'm okay.

  • I mean, in the way that they're I think Adam Sandler, our dear friend, was absolutely Snow.

  • I thought I thought his performance was brilliant.

  • I think Jim's Did you see uncut?

  • It's fantastic.

  • You guys see in the gems this'll this'll is the problem.

  • More of you need to see uncut gems.

  • It's really amazing.

  • I was.

  • Well, I think they're worried that if they gave him an Oscar, he would pawn it and then gamble the money.

  • But it was amazing he was robbed.

  • But I know I think you know, I love movies.

  • I'm not too much of a critic of movies.

  • I didn't get through the Irishman, even though I I concede I'm sure it's an amazing movie.

  • I'm not saying that I just couldn't get over De Niro's digital face.

  • They put a young face yeah, on his current body at a very young face.

  • Yeah, and some people thought it didn't quite match up.

  • And the voiceover kept reminding you like I'm a young men.

  • I'm a young man like it keeps telling you like I'm 40 40 and I'm like his face looked 40.

  • But you can't see g I a body right?

  • It was still I see I can feel people.

  • And now that you can't make fun of movies, be like Easy, Easy You don't like it.

  • That's Bobby D.

  • I'm just saying he had to kick somebody's butt in the movie and he goes over and he's like the poor guy that he had to pull over the counter.

  • He pulled someone over the counter.

  • The poor actors like All right, Mr De Niro.

  • When you're ready, he's ready to, like, jump waken get him over.

  • I mean, kick someone similar having audio mix it for the cracking of the osteoporosis.

  • All right, turn it off.

  • So you turned it off.

  • But are you noticing?

  • Is that true?

  • That in this town, when you do stand up and you you mentioned an actor's performance, you not like it Like Robert De Niro, people in this town Mike, it's sensitive.

  • Well, I tried to talk about the Irishman on stage.

  • I thought it was funny to say, kind of walks like Gumby, Which it is.

  • I think so.

  • He could be both.

  • He could be a national treasure and kind of a gun.

  • Be walk?

  • Yeah.

  • Can't it be both?

  • Yeah.

  • So I'm talking about it and someone heckles May I'm on stage doing Santa when somebody goes.

  • I've gotten this more than once in Los Angeles.

  • You make a movie?

  • They were offended that you think it stopped a bad move.

  • You try it.

  • It's hard to make a movie.

  • Yeah, it was like certain That is not how this I'm allowed to have an opinion about a movie, even though I've never made a movie like That's not how the world works.

  • Like, if I go to Burger King and they eat that Oreo pie, they have to take, like the box it came in.

  • If I'm like this tastes like crap.

  • The chef doesn't come out by a guy I want to talk about.

  • Come back when you have your elbows in yeast.

  • I don't have to make a cake to know that Joker wasn't from a It just wasn't for you.

  • Uh Well, uh, on the people do not like when you say the Joker is not for you.

  • How is it going in, general?

  • Stand up.

  • Do you enjoy being on tour?

  • Do you like being out there?

  • I do like it.

  • I get to see the country you love traveling.

  • I do like it.

  • I I was recently in Denver arm on a stand up tour right now.

  • Ah, and I was in Denver.

  • It started in Denver.

  • I don't know if you guys have been to a city that has a higher altitude than where you live.

  • But the people that live in these high places, I think they're pretty special.

  • Everybody I met in Denver was worried about me.

  • Can you handle it?

  • How you hanging in there with thin air up here?

  • Can you handle it, Flatlander?

  • It's not the moon.

  • I don't see anybody with a fish bowl over their head.

  • Everybody's doing fine.

  • But everybody.

  • I landed at their weird Illuminati airport.

  • Yeah, I took him left in a mural of a forgot massacre.

  • I called an uber uber driver was terrified for me because it was so high.

  • It was like there's two bottles of water back there.

  • Drink both of those bottles.

  • High out the to get brother bottles in sea level.

  • Big, I would like.

  • Sir, I can handle altitude.

  • I arrived by aeroplane.

  • You should have seen me 35 k in the sky.

  • I wasn't just surviving.

  • I was driving Lacroix.

  • I watched Joker.

  • It was okay.

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