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  • Vermont is debating a bill that would allow Emojis to appear on license plates.

  • Yes.

  • Is that crazy?

  • Andy, can you imagine if we allowed emojis on California license plates?

  • Be crazy.

  • Yeah, Beverly Hills doctor might have this on his car.

  • I can plump your lips, you know?

  • Or you might see this on a Lamborghini sports car.

  • Very small Penis.

  • Who's going, sir?

  • Why are you booing?

  • You insulted?

  • Could you drive a Lamborghini?

  • No.

  • I'm Grant Frasier from the National Eggplant Growers Association.

  • And you just used an eggplant emoji as a symbol for a Penis.

  • And that's not cool.

  • Combined, everybody uses the eggplant to symbolize a Penis.

  • Doesn't make it right, folks.

  • On behalf of America's eggplant farmers, please limit your use of the eggplant emoji to convey interest in the buying, selling, cultivating, cooking or eating of actual eggplants.

  • Anything else and you're hurting farmers away, but okay.

  • Come on.

  • Can't you?

  • Can't you at least see why people use the eggplant Emoji?

  • No, I can't.

  • It's botanically incorrect people.

  • Eggplants aren't veiny.

  • Eggplants don't have two plums growing under them.

  • Eggplants don't shrink in cold water.

  • Well, okay, but if you're gonna be literal.

  • It isn't exactly like a Penis.

  • Thank you.

  • Eggplants are of food, people on amazing food.

  • A night plant starts out as a tiny seed that's plunged into a mound of moist, fertile soil.

  • On.

  • Before you know it, it's growing larger and turning more purple.

  • And one day you're looking out over your patch and you see a nice one in your save yourself, man, I would love to have that inside me.

  • So yeah, so you grip it and you pull it and you're taking inside and you stick it in a warm oven.

  • And when the time is right, by God, you pull it out of the oven and into your eager mouth.

  • When I ask you, does that sound like a Penis to you Waiting a mount Fertile Growing more purple inside me Warm off, eager mouth.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I see it now.

  • From now on, no more eggplants.

  • It's bananas for me.

  • Brought to you by the banana council.

  • Bananas way also look like way.

  • Yeah, where?

  • I don't I don't care if it makes the show unwatchable.

  • I want him to eat that whole thing.

  • Eat it.

Vermont is debating a bill that would allow Emojis to appear on license plates.

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茄子種植者希望你不要再讓他們的作物變得性感 - CONAN在TBS上的報道。 (Eggplant Farmers Want You To Stop Sexualizing Their Crop - CONAN on TBS)

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