That's normal behavior.

And how many are there?

Are there are there are three of us three grown adult women going to Disneyland, and you know, it's California, So I just assume you can take marijuana everywhere.

Wait, I know that marijuana is legal now, but But that doesn't Why would you assume you could take it to Disneyland?

I just I just thought, Oh, it's cool famously.

Uh, and this is not any knock against Disney limits of famously buttoned down place.

They really run its I chip in Disneyland, you can take a carton of cigarettes.

You can drink it.

California adventure.

So I figured you can also just get high.

It did so wait.

Okay, so this is what you thought.

Now tell the story.

So I had a tin of chocolate marijuana chocolate, and I edibles.

Yes, edibles.

And I had it in my bag and I didn't hide it.

So it was like this tin that said marijuana chocolate.

And then the guy opened it.

And you're gonna tell the story.

The guy you're going through the gay, so I'm going through security and the guy opens my back and it literally just falls out.

I'm not marijuana chocolate on it.

And these are the guys that kind of dressed like old timey security guys like a little white captain's hat.

Yeah, you're dressed like a steam steam ship, Captain.

Yeah, so he looks at me and he's like, You can't bring that in.

And I looked at him and I'm like, It's California.

He's like, No, you can't bring in California, California.

Several new.

It's seven knives fallout.

You can't come in here with us.

It's California, California knives.

So he's like, you have to dispose of it.

So my friends and I go by the trash can and we're thinking we're not going to dispose of this.

Put in a Ziploc bag and put it in her pocket and walk in and, you know, we just didn't hide it, right?

So wait.

So they told you that you were directed by these old men dressed a steamboat captain's to go over and dispose, Throw out?

Yes, your marijuana.

You're well.

Okay, so we get to the trash can and then we're putting it into a Ziploc bag and two other security guards come up to us and they're like, we see what you're doing.

Oh, my God.

And we were like, we weren't trying to hide it.

We're training, put the weed And is it blocks?

So we take it inside.

She's like, No, you can't bring it into Disneyland.

Right?

Which I thought was clear the first time.

I thought I was clear when they said, You've got to go dispose of that.

And there's the trash can.

Was that not clear to you?

What?

You know what?

Also, the guy looked at me like, Come on, try to hide it.

The guy who first checked my back, So I was like, Oh, this isn't on.

This is like a secret.

Like, obviously he's just saying, like, hide it, It's cool.

But he did not mean that he met.

Get rid of it, right?

And I'm just gonna say this cause I'm a big fan of Disneyland.

Ah, and of the Disney Corporation and the products they make when they say something, I listen.

So Disney, if you're listening, I want you to know I'm listening.

And so it is not so sort of what happened?

So then the lady comes up to me, the security guard and another security guard.

And we see what you're doing.

You have to dispose of it.

So I said okay.

And I just throw it away and she said, You can't throw it in the trash.

Kids will go in there and take it and eat it.

What?

Yeah, So I so I don't know what to do with it.

And she's taking as a former Disney trashcan.

That's true.

This is insane.

If you were, this isn't even a joke.

Ladies and gentlemen, in podcast land.

Yeah, Matt Gourlay worked at Disneyland, and you were dressed up as it was not dressed up trash.

What, were you, a remotely operated it?

Oh, I thought you were dressed up whole trash can.

Oh, I thought you think it's much better.

I thought that your job right before meeting May was that they fours ago.

Yeah, right.

Like a year ago, is that they put a trash can on you when you had the waddle around and go?

I'm a trash can If I eat shit and refuse And I'm always high.

So many people have thrown the marijuana out inside.

May Here comes that coded, Loathe coating ladies here this'll is why I keep failing the l s a t.

I want to be a lawyer, but I can't.

It's a trash can that dreams of being a lawyer.

Yeah, is actually really brilliant.

But because you keep throwing marijuana out hatch he's too high and he can't pass the l sat.

I'm doing a story I just created a guess what?

Disney.

If you want it, it's yours.

That's a great Pixar movie.

Yeah, s o the security card comes up to She says, Listen, either you dispose of it or your day ends here.

For Mickey's sake, please would make the right thing.

This shit drives me crazy to work their way.

So she shed for Mickey sake and I said, Who's sick?

She goes, Mickey's and I said, Mouse.

She said, No roar for Mickey Rourke, say, because look what drugs did to his career, this'd what they say every time I go to Disneyland, like for Mickey Rourke say, but it is has a lot, anyway, she really said, she said, For Mickey, say so.

Always say, like have a Disney Day matters and everything.

It's gross.

It's say there it is we're supposed to do.

No, I'm not talking on I'm not gonna have anyone.

Bad mouth.

No, it's a colt back behind the walls.

Yes.

You could tell she do the way she was acting.

That's very successful.

They make a lot of money, and I'd like to work for themselves.

All right, s so she said for Mickey sake.

And it's a nice we know I was like malice.

And she goes Mickey's sake.

And then, um, I said, Do they make you say that?

And she's She said, No, I'm telling you, for Mickey's sake, you need to figure out what to do here.

And I literally 1st 2nd stopped and thought, Do I want to do Disneyland sober?

And I almost left.

But we had paid, like, $300 for these tickets.

So we we decided to just get rid of them and we went in.

But they missed a few minutes that we had in a Ziploc bag, so he still had a really great day.