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  • Well, no guys have you Valentine's Day.

  • It is the night before now.

  • I think this week I have a midterm.

  • So we're throwing together the lowest form of content possible, which is a boyfriend tag.

  • Did you guys asked for this?

  • No.

  • Are we making it?

  • Sure.

  • So today we're doing the boyfriend tag.

  • Today we're here with my gay best friend David gave the Bulls.

  • Don't touch your balls of a large swinging radio.

  • That's pretty today with your friend David.

  • Thing about the boyfriend is that it's all just questions about me.

  • Shouldn't it be questions about you to tell me more about myself?

  • Maybe.

  • Should we just flip it around at all?

  • I answered questions about, you know, we could do both, You know, with people that I shouldn't be looking.

  • I can't prepare my answer, but start talk easy, though just like you is.

  • Very takeover isn't hard.

  • Wen slash.

  • Where did we meet?

  • We met on Bumble Davidson's profile, says I'm not looking for anything serious.

  • Just a wife or something.

  • I thought you were joking.

  • Were you worried?

  • Dislikes my buildings.

  • No dog policy.

  • Any bed smaller than a queen.

  • Fragile windows half sends what's 1/2 said it's not a full send getting so high that you're convinced life is a simulation life reading, working out, writing, dancing, sleeping in venturing.

  • He's one of those assholes.

  • Wasn't adventuring.

  • Likes sleeping.

  • I've never been like excited to sleep.

  • Oh, I'm like, always excited.

  • So my first message was dislikes my full and not queen sized bed like guys named David.

  • Wow, you could definitely had smooth openers to your list of skills I heard in that voice.

  • I would not have messages.

  • You better.

  • I feel that you have no idea how excited I am to be reunited with my queen in a few days.

  • What's keeping you from your bed right now?

  • Let's talk about us.

  • I say, Are you traveling?

  • Last movie makeover speech was so boring, so a CZ You can see it went quickly from that two novels because then you start talking about interior design and going on open house tours with your parents.

  • You and I was told.

  • She told me she was really creeped out for the first couple weeks before she told me she had a YouTube channel because based off our interactions in messaging and our first date.

  • She thought that I had researched her, saw her videos and just knew the way to her heart, which is a little fly in my way in there.

  • You saw my sewing machine, and you were like, Whoa, Have you ever thought about drifting clothes and altering bone?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I was like, Whoa, what?

  • Where was our first date?

  • I walked over to her place.

  • People, the deep they gotta be.

  • Geo be hugged.

  • And then we got in her car and started driving.

  • That was planned to kidnap you.

  • Successful?

  • Yeah.

  • Just kidnap him and kept him captive for the past four months.

  • He just is hiding in the closet when he's not out making video.

  • Smarmy.

  • What?

  • I've gained so much weight.

  • It's like you're fattening me up, too.

  • If I ate you, I would be full for like four years.

  • Would you like something that I would like some carbs?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You could make me last.

  • This is too weird already.

  • Then we got some shaved snow, which was not another name for cocaine.

  • Use coconut flavored.

  • It was coke, you know, just, like hear you doing that.

  • Crack up more we found out we were both lactose intolerant.

  • We sat outside and we both spill our food like all the time.

  • So it was just us going at it with two tiny ass spoons spilling all right cream all over the sidewalk, taking way too long because neither of us wanted you to quickly in front of the first.

  • Yeah, we sat outside until they closed, and then we walk around looking like parking structure.

  • Now that I think about it, that is where you would have murdered me.

  • Which brings us to our next question.

  • One slash waiter was our first case.

  • David first leaned in to kiss me at the bottom floor of a parking structure, and I wasn't not happening, so I served of it.

  • Then we went into this pretty elevator of the parking structure was like, slightly more scenic.

  • Not not a wrong calm level.

  • I'll take it level like the start to a low budget porno level.

  • Oh, no.

  • The elevator's broken.

  • How are we ever gonna pass the time?

  • I was actually surprised too, because I think I went into our first kiss like pretty aggressive cause I was, like, ready to make out with you.

  • But you're like a very tender kiss for older you and you do.

  • After the extremely romantic first kiss, we went to the beach at night, but I've never done before just on the beach and talk for hours.

  • And then we went back to Langley's.

  • We I guess we wanted Toa have sex.

  • But then we talked about how we actually kind of liked each other, so we didn't want to have sex right away.

  • Which is this is a modern wrong combo expenses.

  • Romantic as against which I I don't know.

  • I thought that was speak.

  • So then we talked about that for a while.

  • Then we ended up having sex anyways, but we're like, we're definitely gonna go out again.

  • Things is the least romantic show ever heard.

  • When you say it like that, who said I'm a beeper?

  • I fell asleep because I was gonna wake up at, like, 3 a.m. To finish editing my video on Halloween.

  • The sloppiest of holidays stumbled over here after a Halloween party.

  • Behold, Here comes David fucking storming up to my apartment.

  • He, like, yells at me outside my apartment.

  • Actually, I was just unable to contain myself on Dhe told her that I loved her, but he's still very sweet.

  • You're still sweet when you were drunk, was really tempted in the morning to pretend like it never happened.

  • How's blacked out?

  • Just messed with their head.

  • But I said it again in the morning and everything's good.

  • What?

  • You're just have it there a few.

  • But I think the weirdest is eating like a chipmunk who's trying to save nuts for the winter.

  • She eats like this and to make sure that no one's watching and then takes another bite and then looks around while she's chewing to make sure that no one is watching her too much.

  • Takes another point.

  • Your weirdest have it is that you liketo watch me eat and he's not doing anything he just wants to want.

  • To me, That's weird.

  • Is weirdest, have it is that he has the urge after we have sex and the condom is full and used to tie it up and tow me with it, which happened very early on relationships, and it's not having since, but I know he wants to do it every single time.

  • Okay, who is the organized one of the relationship.

  • What was your first impression when you found out about my job as a cam girl?

  • I didn't tell David for like three weeks, and I told him because we were waiting in line and goodwill and he was roasting people who do social media for who living.

  • And then I was like, Fucking tell him for dig really deep.

  • I guess my first impression was that it's really cool.

  • Second impression was how much frickin time goes into it.

  • I thought that YouTube was literally like you film nothing.

  • And then you put the thing online.

  • I didn't realize that.

  • I wish I didn't realize the filming was like 1/10 of the hours to go into a video.

  • It was also nice to see you didn't make that big of a deal out of it either, because I went ahead like 300 K or something, and I thought it was like some big shit.

  • And then David has watched, like, Fortnight YouTubers who have, like, seven million, 20 million?

  • Yes, it was like, Oh, you have a nice little channel.

  • I was like, Oh, oh, thanks.

  • Who is the dominant one in the relationship.

  • I think I have a dominant one.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Onley choked.

  • Consensually gives What weird talent do I have to be able to stuff your Penis inside your ball sack?

  • I guess that I can make the top part of my thumb, and I need a great angle with the rest of my thumb.

  • There we go.

  • Okay, Now you gotta show the ball.

  • So I think that the camera No.

  • When is my birthday?

  • May 4th 1998.

  • Your birthday is April 14 1996.

  • I got a couple questions that were like, What's it like having an age gap relationship like this?

  • Two years and we're graduating in, like, three months apart from each other.

  • So, like zero years.

  • Where was I born?

  • Uh, Ellicott City, Maryland in Columbia, Maryland.

  • It's the neighboring town.

  • You grew up in Ellicott City, Maryland.

  • Very important information that I will ask you about all the time.

  • Where you were one inside you.

  • When Slash Where did you meet my parents?

  • I haven't met your parents yet, but I have been his hair in San Diego, Thanksgiving to London to the way we move so fast.

  • What color are my eyes Very pretty.

  • Light brown.

  • If you said a regular light brown, you would be wrong Just objectively.

  • They are very for you like yes, And your ice are a fucking nice blue.

  • No, they're okay.

  • Okay.

  • No.

  • You know, your eyes are beautiful and it's if you're thinking the next question is what have you done?

  • Anal.

  • Yes, but never again.

  • I'm sitting in front of the TV.

  • What's on the screen?

  • Always stand up comedy and not not a TV.

  • A computer screen playing Netflix.

  • Which stand up Comedians.

  • John Mulaney.

  • I know you were just talking about him all the time.

  • Bo Burnham.

  • Yeah.

  • If Joe Rogan has recently released especially, you would definitely be watching it.

  • Huh?

  • Otherwise, football three.

  • Which only watch and the Scientology Channel.

  • What am I good at?

  • O cheese?

  • How is this video Making an editing YouTube videos, taking and editing photos?

  • School.

  • Being able to listen to things on, like three times fast forward speed.

  • Like how?

  • Totally new question.

  • What am I going?

  • Oh, my God, Babe, how did you come up with that?

  • That's, like, such a good question.

  • Everything that involves people being really perceptive.

  • You're genuinely fucking wholesome.

  • That's really hard to say for a lot of people.

  • What my dad at?

  • Ah, you're bad.

  • Truly relaxing.

  • Which of my hobbies do you find the least?

  • Interesting.

  • If you don't have many hobbies, you have a bunch of jobs.

  • It's more like, What job do I find the least interesting?

  • Where a lie on a Friday night somewhere.

  • Fun with me or in this room, which is also somewhere fun.

  • What did you learn from me?

  • I guess I learned what human potential is when you don't waste any of your time.

  • It's much easier for me to spend time socializing on the Internet on Netflix, and I feel like a lot of people can just binge away on Netflix and not really think anything of it.

  • But when I met you, I'm like, Okay, so I guess this is what can get done when you utilize all waking hours of the day.

  • I learned from view that there are different values in life than what people in the entertainment industry slash l a think of all the time like money, how many subscribers and how many views do you have?

  • Like which brands have you worked with?

  • And who do you know?

  • It don't matter.

  • At the end of the day, if you're not a good person and you're not making people happy?

  • Yeah.

  • Hold something.

  • How do I spend my vacations?

  • What vacations have I ever practice?

  • An instrument.

  • Which one saxophone.

  • But for how much of a freak she is, I would have guessed.

  • Flute?

  • Yes.

  • Flattest.

  • So freaky, huh?

  • Who is more jealous?

  • Oh, that's a hard one.

  • Probably.

  • You say it more, but deep down, I'm more jealous.

  • And we're not, like, actively jealous that way.

  • Just kind of both get uncomfortable when we talk about dating or having sex with other people in our path.

  • Your biggest pet peeve about each other using plastic straws actually has a big thing of, like 100 plastic straws she likes to use.

  • I'm never gonna work again in this town, David and I would be that you're a fucking allowed to.

  • My other Pep Eve is actually is way to caution the driver like she's one of those like people.

  • That is, like, cautious enough to the point where it's dangerous for other drivers.

  • That's not true.

  • I am right in the middle ground.

  • You murder the ideal Dr.

  • Emerge at 45 miles per hour.

  • And the speed limit is fucking crash.