I've recently been doing some contemplation

我最近很認真地在想一些事情

About people's dependency upon cellular telephones.

有關人們對手機的依賴

Yeah man. Me too.

對 我也是

I've really noticed that everyone always

我察覺到每個人總是

seems to be on their mobile device

在當低頭族

instead of really being in the moment.

而不是在當下

Exactly.

沒錯

And I feel that this is a very significant issue

而且我覺得這是一個非常重要的事

That needs to be addressed immediately.

是需要馬上被告知的

Yes, immediately.

對 馬上

We really should do something about this.

我們真的需要對這做一些事

Here we have a man

這裡有個男人

Who's chosen to Instagram

選擇Instagram

His apple pie, a la mode.

他的蘋果派

While he fumbles through the filters

當他在處理照片

His ice cream has gotten "a la hot"

他的冰淇淋變成 熱的

And the pie "a la cold."

他的蘋果派都冷了

As you can see

就像你可以看到的

This street performer's drawn a crowd

這個街頭藝人吸引了很多人群

To watch him do his thing.

去看他表演

But instead of just enjoying the show

但是他們不想受表演

it seems that everyone's decided

每個人決定

To make a documentary.

做一個紀錄片

Notice this unreasonably attractive couple

注意這個不合理有吸引力的情侶

Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together.

一起享受合理價位的意大利晚餐

Social networking instead of working

忙著社群網站而不是去

On getting to know each other better

瞭解對方對一點

How does that filtered picture taste

這個過濾的照片味道怎樣

Since your dessert has gone to waste?

因為你的甜點已經浪費掉了

When do you think you ever will

你什麼時候覺得你會

Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?

想要看這個人雜耍的影片

You know you want to touch each other

你知道你想要摸對方

Does that feel good?

這感覺好嗎

He's my brother.

他我哥啦！！！

Get off the phone now!

放下你的手機 現在

It's gonna be okay

會沒事的

There's no need to be afraid.

不必擔心

It doesn't love you

它不愛你

Its gonna die one day.

它有一天會死

The government is probably

政府也許

Spying on you with it anyway.

根本正在用它監視著你

Here we have a stereotypical teen

我們有一個老派的青少年時光

Forced to endure "Family Game Night."

被逼著去忍受“家庭遊戲日”

He's stereotypically texting

他正在打字

And missing his mom

和錯過他媽

Demonstrate a carousel ride.

旋轉木馬的示範

Little Ethan here

小ethan在這

Is celebrating being the center of the universe

慶祝他在宇宙中

For one year.

一年

But "The World's Greatest Dad"

但世界上最棒的爸爸

Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it

卻更擔心要臉書一下

Than actually being here.

而不是真正著在這裡

Let's listen in and see if we can get some context.

讓我們聽聽看能聽到什麼

"Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine."

請快點 我們在382號Pine

He has the nerve to make a phone call

他有時間打電話

At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life.

在這個他朋友生命的關鍵時刻

How could you be so disengaged?

你怎麼能這麼閑

While precious memories are being made?

當這即將成為這麼珍貴的回憶

Do you really think your friends need

你真的覺得你朋友需要

Another baby picture in their feed?

另一個嬰兒的照片在他們的牆上嗎

Don't be such a self- centered guy.

不要再當那麼自我中心的人了

Now isn't that better?

現在不是好多了嗎

"I think he just died."

我想他死了

Get off the phone now!

放下你的手機！

It's gonna be okay.

會沒事的

There's no need to be afraid.

不用擔心

(Get off the phone now!) It doesn't love you

（放下你的手機）它不愛你

It's gonna die one day.

它有一天會死

It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway.

他慢慢地再長大腸桿菌

(Get off the phone now!) It's gonna be okay.

（放下你的手機）會沒事的

Hey guys. I'm on the set of our music video.

嘿大家 我要設定影片

There's Rhett.

那是Rhett

Seriously?

認真的嗎

What?

蛤？