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00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,840 All right, what are three words that best describe you?
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Very proud father.
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Very good.
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Very good.
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Wearing borrowed clothing.
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Not my watch.
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Wow.
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But like it.
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Who was the last famous person you were excited to meet?
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Garth Brooks.
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Nice guy.
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Amazing guy.
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Do you think you would name a pig after Garth
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if you got another pig?
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Oh!
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Seems like you like country stars, to name them.
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Absolutely.
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I want to have--
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I'm going to have Opryville.
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I'm going to have all of Nashville of pigs.
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That would be amazing.
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You should do it.
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I would.
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It's a good idea.
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I like that.
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If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
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Quris Pratt, but spelled with a Q.
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Quris with a Q. I want to be Q-U-R-I-S. We'll figure--
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we have time to figure this out.
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We have time.
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We have plenty of time.
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What do you do that makes your son laugh?
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Voices.
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I do voices for him.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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For instance?
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Oh, I basically-- it's awesome, because he'll
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figure this out one day.
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But I just rip off bad impressions of people and voice
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characters in his books that I read to him at night.
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So we're reading Narnia.
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And I'll be like, just doing really bad voices for him.
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But yeah, that's what I do.
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It makes him laugh.
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Thanks for not explaining.
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What--
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What do you think about when you see this picture?
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Oh!
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00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:31,940 Oh--
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It has hotness around it.
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Spray tan.
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What are three things that you say to your pet pigs?
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Oh, suwee!
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00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:46,230 Come get it.
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And I love you.
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I feel sexy when--
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When I get the spray tan.
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[DING]
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This episode brought to you by--
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Spray tan.
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Spray tan.
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The thing that surprises me most about my spouse is--
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Oh my gosh, her ability to just fill in my many deficits,
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and that's it.
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Aw.
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Yeah, I've got a lot, too.
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So it's like, that's why it's so surprising.
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Yeah.
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She just steps right in.
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She steps in, it's a really good fit.
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What body part are you most proud of?
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Think about it.
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My skull.
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It's very thick.
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It's a good one.
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What's something that you do that annoys your wife?
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I leave napkins folded all over the house.
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Like, I'll use a napkin.
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And instead of taking the time and effort to go throw it away,
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I'll just fold it up and set it down as if well, that's folded,
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so that belongs there.
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So you just-- a little trail of napkins.
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Portia just forgets to-- when I'm picking up, like,
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the placemat or the plate, she--
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I always can come back 10 minutes later,
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and she's holding her napkin in her lap.
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She refuses to ever let go of the napkin.
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Right.
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Yeah, like I'll find her, like, maybe the day after,
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holding her napkin.
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What do you sleep in at night?
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Ellen underwear.
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Yep, that's right.
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What did you think you would have done but you
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haven't done yet by this age?
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Been in jail?
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There is time.
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Yeah.
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All right, Onward isn't theaters March 6th.
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We will be right back.
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Chris Pratt, everybody.