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  • - Everybody I've slept with has said,

  • "Hey Mommy, can I have seconds?"

  • (gasps)

  • (laughing)

  • Don't put that in there. (upbeat music)

  • - Cheers, queers. - Or gays.

  • - What's that called?

  • - A shot.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Interviewer] Hi.

  • - Hello. - Hello.

  • - [Narrator] Who are you guys?

  • - I'm Raymond.

  • - I'm Jifu.

  • - I'm Winston.

  • - I'm Marvin.

  • - I know Marvin because we kissed on the mouth.

  • Okay. - That was soft.

  • - I don't remember this kiss.

  • - Okay, in the words of Taylor Swift, "Sparks flew."

  • - [Interviewer] Do you guys think it's problematic

  • if we were to title this

  • Gay Men Play Truth or Drink?

  • - [All] No.

  • - If you had four blonde girls up here

  • you would say Blondes Play.

  • I mean, like, that's just a fact

  • about who we are as a person.

  • - Cool. - The way it works is

  • you will take turns picking from the top of the deck.

  • On each card are two questions

  • that you will assign to two people at the table.

  • Whoever you think gave the best answer wins the card.

  • - Let's do it. - Let's go.

  • - I want Winston to ask Marvin A,

  • and Marvin to ask Winston B.

  • - How confident are you in your oral sex skills?

  • - Very.

  • - I wasn't done.

  • (laughing)

  • - How do you know?

  • - 'Cause I've been told.

  • My oral skills, like eating an ass, it's like amazing.

  • It's not a pick-up line, but when I go out,

  • and I'm trying to meet--

  • - You say, "Let me suck you dry."

  • - No, no no, I say, "Can you sit on my face?"

  • And it works.

  • - To anyone?

  • - No, people that I'm interested in, it's, it's my--

  • - I haven't heard it.

  • - Well.

  • - Just saying.

  • - Lets see how you answer.

  • What are your insecurities?

  • How do they manifest in your day-to-day life?

  • - Emotional insecurities?

  • Oh, baby.

  • - What's your trauma?

  • - Sometimes I'm afraid that everybody hates me,

  • but they're too afraid to stop talking to me,

  • because maybe I'll go crazy.

  • - [Interviewer] Let's move on.

  • (laughing)

  • - Wait, who won? - Who won?

  • - I feel like Winston really reached in, you know.

  • - Because this is a raw human moment, Marvin.

  • - I've got to give it to him. - Thank you.

  • To Winston's trauma.

  • - Jifu, I want you to ask Marvin A

  • and Marvin, you can ask Jifu B.

  • - Okay.

  • Marvin, what's the kinkiest thing

  • you were ever asked to do, but you declined?

  • - Oh, I don't decline.

  • - You've said yes to everything.

  • - I mean, yeah, I'll try it it once.

  • - I want you to poop on me Marvin.

  • - No, Winston.

  • - There you go.

  • - Okay. - There's your answer.

  • - Wait, okay, let me think, okay let me think.

  • Someone wanted me to pee on them,

  • and I did, but like, I couldn't really pee

  • because I was hard, and it's hard to pee when you're hard.

  • - Yeah.

  • - So, like, it was a squirt.

  • - Would you try again?

  • - Maybe.

  • Definitely me on them.

  • - You don't want to be peed on?

  • - I just can't not get pee on my hair.

  • My hair washing process is, like really intricate.

  • And I'm not dealing with that.

  • (snoring)

  • - It's fine.

  • - Here you go.

  • - What's the loudest you've ever been during sex?

  • - So, I never got any complaints from neighbors.

  • - Give us an example.

  • (moaning)

  • - Yeah, there we go.

  • Like, it's a natural moan, you know.

  • - That "Ah" was natural?

  • (moaning)

  • - Tell me who won.

  • - You want to give it to me.

  • - I mean.

  • - Don't give him the sympathy card.

  • That's right.

  • What's up?

  • - Okay.

  • So this round's on me and everybody answers.

  • Where's the strangest place you've had sex?

  • - An unlocked bathroom in a dorm building.

  • - Oh.

  • - On the floor.

  • - Oh.

  • - Mm-hmm.

  • - I would probably say the top of the parking garage.

  • - Middle of the day?

  • Middle of the night?

  • - No, it was in the evening.

  • My friend, well person, and I left the club

  • and went to that locale.

  • - The weirdest place I've done it,

  • is in the movie theater.

  • - Oh.

  • - In "How to Train Your Dragons 2."

  • This was in the middle of the day

  • and there was no kids.

  • - That's when kids go.

  • - Dude.

  • - There was no one in the theater.

  • - It was like, a dragon was being trained.

  • - Oh my gosh, his dragon.

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm the trainer.

  • - [Interviewer] How was the film?

  • - Oh my gosh.

  • Two thumbs up.

  • - Who wants kids?

  • - No, absolutely no.

  • - I am down for one or two.

  • - You're going to bring them to the movie theater?

  • - Oh, I will.

  • - I don't want kids and I don't want kids near me,

  • no offense.

  • (laughing)

  • - To your very pregnant body.

  • (laughing)

  • - I'll have one, maybe, in 15 years.

  • - Wow, you'd be like, 60.

  • - Fuck you.

  • - [Interviewer] All right, so who had the better answer?

  • - Jifu wins. - Okay.

  • - Woo, yeah!

  • Give me that card.

  • - All right.

  • - I'd give it to you too.

  • - [Interviewer] Marvin's a little lonely over there.

  • - Yeah he needs a card.

  • - Aww.

  • Too bad.

  • (laughing)

  • - He's literally, like,

  • never going to answer another question.

  • - Can we take another shot?

  • - Cheers.

  • - Just a little.

  • (belching)

  • - Let's not worry.

  • - All right.

  • Marvin ask Winston A,

  • and I want Winston to ask Marvin B.

  • - List all the illicit drugs you've tried.

  • What more would you like to try?

  • - Brace yourselves.

  • - Okay.

  • - I've done marijuana.

  • (gasps)

  • I've smoked that good, good.

  • - The devil's herb.

  • - That's all I can say.

  • I don't want to try anymore.

  • What type of person have you always wanted to date

  • but never had the chance?

  • - This is horrible.

  • - And you can't say me, but you can.

  • - No, I wasn't going to say you.

  • Wow.

  • - Maybe a celebrity.

  • - Yeah, I feel like, I've dated,

  • like a local, like, grassroots musician.

  • - [Interviewer] Who?

  • - Wait, I forgot his name.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, God.

  • - I've also dated a porn star.

  • - Okay, so what type of person have you not dated

  • that you want to?

  • - Like a full A-list celebrity would be nice.

  • - [Interviewer] Is that a little vain?

  • - I mean, yeah.

  • I want to dress up and go out.

  • - [Interviewer] All right, who had the best answer?

  • - It doesn't matter because I win the point without having,

  • everyone drinks.

  • Everyone take a shot.

  • My power is done.

  • - [Interviewer] Okay, so Winston wins the point.

  • Everyone takes a shot besides Winston.

  • - I would like Jifu to ask Winston A,

  • and then Winston B.

  • - Have you ever had a one night stand?

  • - It's never happened.

  • - Boring, never happened?

  • - No. - Okay.

  • - What? - That's a lie.

  • - I got repeats.

  • They always come back.

  • - Oh, they all, oh.

  • - There haven't been any where you were, like,

  • yeah, no, man, no, never again?

  • - I've never done a one night stand.

  • Everybody I've slept with has said,

  • "Hey, Mommy, can I have seconds?"

  • (gasps)

  • - Don't put that in there.

  • - I have so many questions.

  • - Who do you think will have more

  • sexual partners by the time we die?

  • You or me?

  • - How many do you have per year?

  • Lets say a average?

  • - You know, I'm not good with fractions,

  • but it's definitely less than one.

  • Now, how about you?

  • - I had many, so I would say probably me.

  • - What are we talking about, what is many?

  • How many many?

  • - Many is like the point where I don't keep track anymore.

  • - Ding, ding.

  • - So you win.

  • - I think you win.

  • - Woo-hoo!

  • - Money, money, money.

  • - Damn it.

  • - [Interviewer] All right, who has the most cards?

  • Who wins?

  • - [Winston] I got two.

  • - [Interviewer] Jifu!

  • (clapping)

  • - What do I win?

  • - Alcohol.

  • - Representation.

  • - Heartfelt.

  • - Cheers.

  • - Oh.