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-Last week was the third Democratic debate,
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where 10 presidential hopefuls went head-to-head.
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You know, I was actually going to make a joke about this story,
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but I don't think it needs a joke.
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I think it needs to be slow jammed.
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You know what I'm talking about, Tariq?
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-Yeah, Jimmy. I think you're saying
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you want to slow jam this news. -That's right.
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I want to slow jam the news, and I'm not the only one.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Hi.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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So, hello.
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I am Senator Kamala Harris,
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and I, too, would like to slow jam this news.
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-Well, hit me six times!
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♪♪
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-During last week's debate,
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I told the American people why I'm running for president.
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I'm a public servant, a civil-rights leader,
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and the second African-American woman in history
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to be elected to the United States Senate.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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At the core of my campaign is my 3:00 a.m. agenda,
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my plan to solve the issues that keep Americans up at night.
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I'll implement healthcare for all
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and even give middle-class families $500 a month
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right in their pockets.
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And let me tell you something, I'm just getting started.
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-Oh, yeah.
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Kamala Harris is just heatin' up.
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She's thinkin' about you late at night when you're trying
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to put that sweet restless body of yours to bed.
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Is that $500 in your pocket
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or are you just happy your healthcare is free?
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With Kamala, it's both.
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-♪ Ever since Barack left, we've been off track ♪
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♪ But Kamala is trying to get us back to black ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Now, here's a question for you, Kamala Cabello.
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[ Laughter ]
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This country's got a whole lot
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of hot-button issues that we can touch on.
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But what's the first thing we need to do
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to give us all some relief?
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-Well, let me start by saying this.
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Climate change is the single greatest threat
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facing our world today.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's why I'm committed to passing a Green New Deal,
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creating clean jobs,
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and finally putting an end to fracking once and for all.
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-Mmm! Mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Mamala Kamala just don't give a frack.
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She took a good look at Mother Earth and decided it's a MILF.
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A Mother I'd Like to Fix.
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[ Laughter ]
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-♪ The planet is a MILF now ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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-All right.
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-♪ When it comes to climate, she's a real front-runner ♪
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♪ She's heatin' up like it's still hot girl summer ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-I like the way you work it, K. Higgity.
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But I gotta ask.
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Lately this country has been so divided,
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sleeping on opposite sides of the bed.
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Why do you think we can't all just come together?
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-Well, it's my opinion that we need a president
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who fights for the best of who we are.
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And over the past three years,
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Donald Trump has done the exact opposite.
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-Hold up.
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So what you're trying to say is that Trump's the bad guy?
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♪♪
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-Duh.
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♪♪
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-Now, tell me this, Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamala Harris.
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By now, we've seen the Democrats
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get down and dirty on the debate stage.
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What about debating President Trump?
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Do you think you could deliver the goods
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against the commander in cheese puff?
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-Well, Jimmy, if I do debate President Trump,
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I'm sure it'll be a competitive faceoff
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where either one of us could end up on top.
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-Really?
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-No. I'd wipe the floor with him.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-All right, all right.
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One last tango in Harris before this interview's over.
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Now, we've got an audience
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jam-packed with college students here tonight.
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So what would you tell these curious coeds
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that you haven't already?
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-Well, just that together,
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we can create the America we believe in.
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We can uplift vulnerable communities,
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and we can finally recognize that crippling student-loan debt
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is a burden on all of us.
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That's why we need to make college debt-free
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for every American to attend.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wow.
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Now, that's someone who knows how to play to a college crowd.
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Well, guess what. Two can play at that game.
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Oh, yeah. White Claw fall.
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Ow!
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-Jimmy. Jimmy.
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Uh, do less.
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-♪ Kamala just dropped a bomb-a-la ♪
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-It's time for a leader who leads with their heart.
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-We must stand together, or we'll all fall apart.
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-♪ The nation is down, but we can rebound ♪
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♪ The future is female, and her time is now ♪
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♪ This girl is on fire, don't step on the fuse ♪
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-And that is how we slow jam the news.
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-Oh, yeah.
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-Give it up for Senator Kamala Harris!
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[ Cheers and applause ]