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  • So recently, I was agonizing over a crush.

    不久之前,我為情所苦了好一陣子。

  • He hasn't texted me in a week.

    他整整一個禮拜都沒有傳訊息給我。

  • But his Venmo transaction history seems to indicate that he's really busy eating pizza with his friends.

    但是,他的 Venmo 裡的交易紀錄顯示,他買了很多披薩和朋友一起狂歡。

  • And a friend of mine who clearly took pity on the pathetic rationalizations she was witnessing sat me down and said...

    我有個朋友再也看不下去我這樣被感情折磨,她決定和我坐下來好好聊聊。

  • You know, my mom had the best piece of dating advice about how to tell if someone likes you or not.

    我媽曾經告訴我一個判斷對方愛不愛你的方法。

  • Yeah? Is it in his Venmo transaction history?

    真的嗎?是從他的 Venmo 交易紀錄裡看嗎?

  • No.

    不是。

  • How often he initiates texts?

    不然,是從他主動傳訊息的次數決定的嗎?

  • I made a chart.

    我畫了一個圖表。

  • No, If they like you, you'll know.

    不是,如果他喜歡妳,妳自然而然就會知道。

  • And if they don't, you'll be confused.

    如果你一直都摸不清他的心意,那就代表他並不喜歡妳。

  • What...

    妳說什麼...

  • Yeah, I'm sorry.

    我很抱歉,但事實就是這麼殘酷。

  • There you have it!

    這就是方法!

  • It's that easy.

    相當簡單。

  • That's how easy it is.

    這方法就是這麼簡單明瞭。

  • I don't need to give you a three minutes video for this shit.

    討論這主題根本不需要三分鐘。

  • The average person opens Instagram 150 times a day.

    平均每個人一天點開 Instagram 的次數是 150 次。

  • So guess what?

    所以,妳覺得呢?

  • Even though we like to tell ourselves that they're busy, or they're shy, or they're intimidated.

    我們總是喜歡自我催眠說「他在忙」、「他很害羞」或是「他們生性膽怯」。

  • Nope!

    但別被自己騙了!

  • Stop making excuses.

    不要再找有的沒的藉口了。

  • It's simple. Really it's simple.

    這道理很簡單,真的非常簡單。

  • If you're upfront with your interest and who you are, and they aren't reciprocating, they are not your person!

    如果你不斷地向他示好且積極地讓他認識妳,但是對方仍無動於衷,這就代表了他不是那個「對的人」!

  • Move on!

    另尋他人吧!

  • There's a billion other fish in the sea, but there's also a lot of trash.

    大海裡還有千百萬種魚等你去發掘,不過也相當多垃圾。

  • Oh, there's a lot of trash.

    這世界的人渣不少。

  • And you're going to be out there cleaning up the beach, looking for one solid shiny fish to bring home.

    你現在要做的是,找到那隻專屬於你的魚。

  • But you're wading through water bottles and plastic bags and mixed signals.

    在這過程中,你可能會碰到一些瓶瓶罐罐和塑膠袋,一些使你焦慮難受的感情雜訊。

  • So if you're not getting a green light, go!

    如果你一直都沒有接收到乾脆的訊號提示,邁開步伐向前走吧!

  • Go off!

    不要再留戀於這個人。

  • Like I am now.

    就像我一樣。

  • Also, I'm doing my first headline show on July 24th at the Moroccan Lounge in downtown LA.

    對了,七月二十四日我將在洛杉磯市中心的摩洛哥酒吧,舉辦我的首場演出。

  • If you're interested, tickets are in the description below as well as a VIP upgrade package that comes with a meet-and-greet, early show and sound check access, and a merch item.

    如果你有興趣,底下資訊欄裡有購票資訊,以及 VIP 的套票方案,裡頭包含了見面會、觀看綵排和周邊商品。

  • Hope to see you there.

    期待與你們相見。

  • But finally, thank you to Squarespace for sponsoring today's wisdom.

    最後,我要感謝 Squarespace 贊助這部影片。

  • Squarespace has award-winning templates and all-in-one platforms, so there's no installs, patches, or double texts ever.

    Squarespace 是個全方位的網站製作平台,不需要額外下載程式和修補程式,也不需要擔心會有訊息轟炸的問題。

  • And if you don't have a domain, Squarespace offers a simple and straight-up set up experience.

    如果你對網站製作不是很熟悉, Squarespace 也提供了簡單明瞭的教學。

  • Plus they have twenty-four-hour customer service so they're not gonna leave you on read.

    此外,他們的客服是二十四小時的,你不用擔心自己會被已讀不回。

  • Go to squarespace.com/Anna to start your free trial today.

    快去 squarespace.com/Anna 開啟你的免費試用。

  • And use the offer code "Anna" at checkout for 10% off.

    然後輸入優惠代碼 Anna 即可享有九折優惠。

  • Good luck, with the trash.

    祝你們好運...遠離人渣。

So recently, I was agonizing over a crush.

不久之前,我為情所苦了好一陣子。

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    Annie Chien 發佈於 2019 年 11 月 24 日
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