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  • "This place is a mess.

  • I'm sick of living in a pig sty.

  • Do I look like a pig?

  • No.

  • There's nothing pig-ish about me.

  • The humans have inspired me.

  • Hashtag trashtag.

  • Let's get on top of this shitfuckery.

  • It doesn't matter who made the mess,

  • my new philosophy is that we're in this together.

  • So I'm gonna quit bitching

  • and look after the bush.

  • If it turns out a lady is attracted

  • to my environmentally friendly conscience,

  • then so be it.

  • It's not my driving force,

  • but vagina is a bonus.

  • Someone could trip over this.

  • They could trip.

  • It's a safety hazard.

  • Damn it, now I'm thinkin' about vagina.

  • I didn't want to.

  • I am doing this for everyone and for the planet.

  • Who threw that leaf?

  • Someone is littering here.

  • That's not fucken funny.

  • I'm happy to tidy up after everyone today,

  • but tomorrow you all have to grow up.

  • Ok, that's good.

  • It looks great.

  • Anyyyy ladies around?

  • Hellloooo.

  • Hi.

  • Oh wow.

  • So clean.”

  • Yeah. No big deal.

  • I had a bit of spare time and it's a good thing to do.”

  • Of course, let me take a closer look.”

  • Yeah pull up a chair on the balcony.”

  • Thank you.”

  • No worries.

  • Do youuu have a name at all?”

  • Ohhshivers, sneezes, coughs

  • sorry, my name is Petula.”

  • Petula.

  • What a lovely name.

  • It's a pleasure to meet you.”

  • What's your name?”

  • Kevin.

  • I am Sir Kevin and now I shall dance for you.”

  • No way.”

  • Yes way. Here we go, just a moderate head bang.

  • Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up,

  • it's bobsled time.”

  • “I love that movie.”

  • Sidestep, sidestep, sidestep.

  • Swaaay.

  • Back jump.

  • I can bobble my head and spin like a frisbee

  • simultaneously.”

  • That is incredible.

  • Truly.”

  • Thank you, my lady.

  • Yellow eye. Expansion.

  • I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair

  • back and forth.

  • I whip it real good.

  • Whippy whip whiperoo.”

  • Yes, whip it.

  • Whip it harder. Faster.

  • Whip the fucken fuck out of it.”

  • “I am, this is pretty much my top speed.”

  • Ohh... Take me now.”

  • Gimme a minute.

  • I know this routine looks improvised,

  • but it is choreographed.

  • I wanna finish it.

  • It's worth it. It is.

  • HI-YA! I'm like a cobra.

  • This move is inspired by the snouted cobras

  • of the savannah.

  • Fluent.

  • Precise.

  • Deadly.

  • I spent many years studying them.”

  • Ah don't start talking about your degree.”

  • LIGHT SHOW!

  • Did you see that?

  • Were you watching?

  • Get ready, this is the climax before the climax.

  • LIGHT SHOW!”

  • You have no idea how ready I am to fuck.

  • Stop showing off.”

  • Go Kevin, it's your birthday, we're gonna party—”

  • Stop it.”

  • OK, alright. Just a few more.

  • Yeah boi!”

  • You were almost boyfriend material.”

  • LIGHT SHOW!”

  • Talented, an environmentally friendly conscience,

  • but you're not listening.”

  • “I told you, there's a routine,

  • I have to finish it once I start it.

  • I'm almost done.

  • LIGHT SHOW!

  • Here we go!”

  • "Finally..."

  • Sex Sounds ♪♪

  • Oh I've cum.”

  • - “I came too...” - “See ya!”

  • "About a minute ago to be honest."

"This place is a mess.

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