I don't think I do.

我應該不會喜歡。

Sex Education.

《性愛自修室》。

My favorite topic.

我最愛的主題。

My least favourite subject.

我最討厭的主題。

Sex therapy clinic at school.

校內的性愛診療診所。

Imagine if we had one of those running at our school.

想想看如果我們學校有這種東西。

No thanks.

謝謝，不用。

Probably want us to watch something that's gonna put us off a little bit.

可能想讓我們看些會讓人注意力稍微分散的東西。

Something sensible?

這影集實用嗎？

- Possibly a documentary? - I'm thinking documentary.

- 有可能是紀錄片？ - 我也覺得是紀錄片。

Here we go.

來吧！

Get ready to learn something.

準備好學點東西。

It's not teaching related content.

這沒有什麼相關的教學內容啊！

SRE class.

性關係課程。

Apparently there's been an outbreak of pubic lice.

最近很明顯有陰蝨爆發。

Oh.

噢。

This is a condom lesson.

這是保險套教學。

So glad we teach primary school.

真慶幸我們是國小老師。

How does it work?

這怎麼用？

Yeah, that seriously would have been me though.

這真的發生在我身上過。

I'm getting vibes.

我有點興趣了。

He's keen on her.

他滿喜歡她的吧！

Bit of a love interest.

有點小情小愛的情節。

What's that?

這是什麼？

What is that?

那是什麼？

I can't even see it.

我根本看不到。

It's like up here!

他已經在這了。

How can you not see?

你怎麼沒看到？

No! Why?

不行啊，為什麼？

Oh my god!

我的天啊。

I don't know where to look.

我不知道該看哪。

I know.

我知道。

Definitely not a show for kids.

這絕對不是給小孩子看的。

Be proud of your penis and your heritage, cause neither are going anywhere.

對你的生殖器官有點信心。還有你拿到的遺產，他們都不會消失。

You should work with what you've got.

你應該珍惜自己所擁有的並好好發揮。

This is not something you watch with your parents.

這不能跟你的父母一起看。

This is not something you watch with anybody.

這不能跟任何人一起看。

This.

這。

This is my dick.

這是我的生殖器。

That's full on.

這好狂喔！

No.

不行。

I've done some googling.

我搜尋過了。

And it's actually just above average.

它有在平均之上。

Who would do that?

誰會這樣啊？

That's a large bunsen burner.

那是個很大的本生燈。

Immediate suspension.

立即退學。

Just penises everywhere.

到處都是生殖器。

Yeah.

對啊！

If I have to deal with a big pickle like that at school then I'm done.

如果我需要在學校應付這種事，那我就完蛋了。

That's it, quit.

就是這樣，離職。

These students at this school need your help, Otis.

學校的同學們需要你的幫忙，歐帝斯。

I haven't got all day, are you in or out?

我們快沒時間了，你到底要不要來？

I'm in!

要！

I enjoyed Sex Ed.

我滿享受這影集的。

I probably wouldn't recommend it to my parents, but I definitely give it a thumbs up.

我應該不會推薦給父母，但我會給他個大拇指。

Highly recommend it to my friends.

我會強烈推薦給朋友。

I give it five stars.

我給五顆星。

Thumbs down.

不喜歡。

Thumbs down... I'm stuck to my chair cause I feel like I'm so awkward.

不喜歡，而且因為太尷尬了，所以我在椅子上動彈不得。

It's so awkward.

這太尷尬了。

Yeah, I learned a lot of things not to do in romance and sex ed.

我學到很多不該在耍浪漫或性教育時做的事。