And one day, a kid found a kitten outside and gave it to my brother.

某天孩子在外面發現一隻小貓，抱來給他。

My brother took it home and just showed up with a kitten at the house.

我兄弟於是帶牠回家，家裡就突然出現了隻小貓。

He said, "Her name is Azula."

他說：「小母貓的名字是 Azula。」

You know, like that character from Avatar who goes crazy and tries to kill everyone.

你知道的，就是降世神通裡那位瘋掉又試圖大開殺戒的角色。

Yeah, so we called her Azula, and my mom was like.

就是那角色，我們就叫她 Azula，而我母親說：

"Now, now, we can't keep a cat, we just... Aaah."

「等等，我們不能養貓啦，這實在是.....好吧。」

So we start feeding her and playing with her, and soon Azula was part of the family.

於是我們開始餵養她、陪著她玩，Azula 很快就變成家庭的一份子。

Except one day, when I was playing with her... I saw something.

直到有天，那時我正在跟她玩，我看到了某個東西。

"Hey, these two round things look like testicle..."

「欸我說，那兩顆圓圓的東西看起來像是睪丸耶......」

So, Azula was actually a dude!

到頭來 Azula 是隻公貓！

"Aw, we have to change his name."

「噢，我們得另外取個新名字。」

And personally, I didn't like Azula, it just wasn't sticking.

再說我個人也不喜歡 Azula 這名字，實在不太好記。

So we thought we would call him "Mr. Darcy".

於是我們想改叫他「達西先生」。

You know, that character from Jane Austen's book where he ends up marrying that girl?

你知道的，就是珍奧斯汀小說裡最後娶了那女孩的傢伙？

I never watched the movie.

我從來沒看過那部電影。

But that name wasn't really sticking either.

不過那名字也不是很好記。

And while all this was happening, we had a French foreign exchange student living with us.

與此同時，我們家裡接待了一位來自法國的交換學生。

(Who, by the way, is the person I'm visiting in France right now.)

(順帶一提，我現在去法國玩就是跟她住。)

And she didn't know the word for "kitten". She just called him "baby cat".

她不知道 "kitten" (小貓) 這個英文字，於是她就叫那隻貓「貓咪寶寶」。

And that's the name we decided to call him. "Baby Cat".

所以我們最後就決定叫他「貓咪寶寶」。