And...

My (other) friend and I are thinking of coming up with...

A big...

Baby package

Full of baby essentials and baby clothes

This is soooo cute!

I want to get him some...

teething toys...

The problem is I don't know what my friend has and what he doesn't have...

I see nappies and I see different sizes and...

I don't know what it means

Newborn...

2-5 kilograms

1 or 2...?

Aha!

Ahh, I don't know how big he is!

I should ask for his weight

Everything is so cute!!!

It's so cute!!!

It's a dinosaur

Need to send these over to Tam

The first thing we got was

A few baby essentials

I've got baby nappies- one in size 3 and one in size 2

I think he's size 2 at the moment

And he should grow into size 3 next

Next thing I've got are

baby wipes!

These are water wipes

Which are 99.9% made out of water

And then we got...

a few babygrows!

THEY'RE SO TINY!

We got this one in zebra

This little car

Just a plain one

And a sailor one here

The cutest one is this one

This teddy bear dungarees

Look how cute that is!

I also got this Matchstick Monkey teething toy

He'll be teething soon

So he'll definitely need one of these

Back home for the weekend!

And I have really missed driving my car!

So going to my friend's house

To meet Baby Ayannnnnnn!

Let's go!

Can you say something, mate?

The state of the economy is not too good!

Brexit is very detrimental!

Is it true that you have fake butt implants?

No? Yes?

Maybe?

Are you pooing?

Do you have permission to poo?

Do you have a lavatory pass?

Do you have a lavatory pass, yeah?

He's glaring at you, Tam

Aw you look so cute together!

Actually it could be your baby, innit

Could be your baby - Could it be my baby?

All babies like...

All babies look the standard. - Look the same?

Look Asian

Asian babies look all the same!

What Asian though? Because the Asian, us Asians are different

I think Asian is us Asian

When we say Asian, do you think your Asian or us Asian?

Both!

Depends if they're American

If they're from the rest of the world or the UK

By Asian I mean, East Asian and West Asian

We're not West Asian, fam...

We're South Asian!!!

Did you hear what your Dad said!?

What's West Asia then?

What's West Asian? - No one says West Asian!

They say South Asian!

But we're- -What's West Asian?

Isn't that just...White? lol

No one's ever said West Asian!

West Asian, what's that? Europe.

He's so comfortable it seems...

It looks like he's following the camera

Are you following the camera?

No?

Is this your good side? Or is that your good side, what do you think?

Who's that handsome boy in the frame? Hmm?

Is that you?

Ooooh feisty one you are

He's looking at it like "what the hell?" - What the flame?!

What's happened now?

Who is that?

Why does he look like me?

He's sticking his tongue out at himself

Oh yeah, you like the swaying~

He looks so drunk

UGHHHHH

Oh no he's about to spit out

No, he swallowed it. - Gross!

It's like ah ah mmmmmm

He's proper staring into it

Naughty monkey!

Ayan

You can see the little tongue! - Monkey baby

Doesn't he look like a monkey?

Yeah but like adorable! Awww!

Springgggg

I should probably go because I'm filming someone's garden lol

Going to walk all the way to my Grandma's house

Don't know what's happening with my hands lately

But getting crazy rashes

Like this...

And this

And this

And here as well

And it's driving me mad

Because as some of you guys may know I do have a history of eczema

But I went through something called "Topical steroid withdrawal" two years ago

I did try and make a video about this but

never ever got round to finishing it.

(Diojiu) Grandma!

(Cantonese) Your hair is too long!

(Cantonese) Washing your hair is effort

(Cantonese) What you showing me?

(Cantonese) That's good exercise

Grandma, where am I?

Which one is me?

Are you this one?

NOOOOOOO!

I can't see!

Chop off those ends!

You look like a fricking ghost!

Grandma farted...

Yes I did!

These are so pretty

When am I ever going to get my own house like this!?

WHEN!? WHENNNNNN!?

I'm so poor T_T

The hype for this

(dancing to Gangnam Style)