-Thank you. I feel like this is my second home now.

-謝謝你，我覺得這裡像是我的第二個家了。

It's awesome. -Right. It should be.

這裡棒透了。 -是啊當然。

We love having you on.

我們都很喜歡你來。

Cause I love... -Yes.

因為我喜歡... -是。

-I mean, last time you were here, we had...

-我是說，上次你來的時候，我們有...

-Yeah. -...Kevin Hart was here.

-是 -...雄鹿凱文也來了。

-[ Laughing ] We did. That was a lot of fun.

-[笑聲] 沒錯，那實在很好玩。

-And I asked him to stay out and play with the animals.

-然後我請牠待在外面跟其他的動物玩。

-Yeah. -And he said, "I hate animals."

-是。 然後牠說：「我討厭動物。」

[ Laughter ] Or, oh, no -- actually, he goes,

[笑聲] 或，噢不 -- 事實上牠說

"I like animals. I'm afraid of them."

「我喜歡動物但我怕牠們。」

-All right. That's okay. That's all right.

-沒關係，別擔心，沒關係。

-And he had -- oh, my gosh. It was the funniest.

-然後他 --喔我的天，那是最好笑的。

-Yeah. I like to think maybe we helped him,

-是啊，我想或許我們小小的幫助了他。

a little bit, overcome his fear. -Maybe.

克服他的恐懼。 -或許。

-A bit more comfortable.

-更自在一點。

But, I mean, for me, it was really cool

但我是說，對我來說真的很酷。

because we actually reached over 100 million people on Facebook,

因為我臉書的按讚數達到一億。

so for me, what a great... -Yeah.

真是太棒了... -是啊。

It was the number-one trend on YouTube.

那是 YouTube 上的第一名發燒影片。

[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah, thank you so much.

[歡呼和掌聲] -是啊，非常謝謝你。

-100 million people. -Yeah, it was awesome.

-一千萬人。 -是，真的很棒。

And for me, that's just such a great way

對我來說，這是一個傳遞野生動物和保育消息。

to get the -- the message of wildlife and conservation

給這麼多人知道的好方法。

out to so many people, so thank you so much.

所以非常感謝你。

It was awesome. -No, are you kidding me?

真的超棒。 -不，你在開玩笑吧？

Thank you right back to you. -You, as well. Thanks, guys.

謝謝你回去。 -你也是，謝謝大家。

[ Chuckles ] -The show -- "Crikey!"

[輕笑] -這個節目--「唉呀！」

-Yes. -"Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-是。 -《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-You've got to say, "Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-你要說《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-Oh, sorry. [Australian accent] "Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-喔抱歉 [澳洲腔] 《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-"Crikey! It's the Irwins." -"Crikey! It's the Irwins."

-《唉呀！是厄文一家》。 -《唉呀！是厄文一家》。

-There you go. -[ Normal voice ] Yeah.

-換你。 -[標準發音] 對。

-Perfect. -It -- It --

-完美。 -這 -- 這 --

It was the biggest debut for Animal Planet

這是動物星球過去五年來。

in the last five years, so congratulations on that.

最大的演出，所以恭喜你。

-Thank you so much. Thanks, guys.

-謝謝你，謝謝大家。

-Over 12 million people have seen it around the world.

-全球各地有超過一千兩百萬人收看。

It's a giant hit. -Yeah.

這引起大轟動。 -是。

-I'm happy for you and your whole family.

-我替你和你的家人感到開心。

You know I love the whole fam.

你知道的，我喜歡你們一家人。

So, thank you for coming back. -Thank you.

所以，謝謝你回來。 -謝謝你。

-Now, you brought some animals tonight,

-好，你今晚帶來了一些動物。

and, hopefully, I'll get along with them and...

希望我能跟牠們和平共處...

-Yes. Hopefully. -And, yeah. Yeah.

-對，希望。 -然後，對，對。

-It's gonna be really fun.

-一定會很好玩。

So, are you ready for the first animal?

那你準備見第一隻動物了嗎？

-Yeah, here we go. Absolutely, we love it.

-好，開始吧，我們肯定超愛。

-Okay, we've got two of them coming up here.

-好的，讓牠們兩個上來這裡。

-Okay. -So, this is Ping and Pong,

-好的。 -這是 Ping 和 Pong。

and they are absolutely adorable.

牠們無疑的超可愛。

Hey, guys!

嘿，小傢伙！

Hello! Hello, guys! [ Otters squeaking ]

哈囉！哈囉小傢伙！[水獺吱吱叫]

-Take your body and kind of...

-抓住你的身體然後...

-Yeah, you can hold them really nice and tight in there.

-對，你可以安然穩固的握緊牠們。

These are otters.

牠們是水獺。

These are actually little, baby otters.

牠們其實是小寶寶水獺。

That's great. [ Otters squeaking ]

真是太棒了。 [水獺吱吱叫]

So, see those... -Oh, my gosh.

看看這些... -喔我的老天。

-...those little vocalizations that they're making?

-....聽見牠們發出的小聲音了嗎？

-Yes. -Now, that's actually --

-是。 -對，這其實 --

Oh, he's eating you a little bit.

喔，牠稍微咬你。

-All right, watch it. Ohh.

-好的小心點，噢。

-That's how they communicate with one another.

-這是牠們互相溝通的方式。

Now, Asian small-clawed otters --

亞洲小爪水獺 --

these are the smallest otters in the entire world.

是全世界體型最小的水獺。

Whoops. -He's eating...

喔喔。 -牠在咬...

-He's eating -- He's eating you now.

-牠在咬 -- 牠正在咬你。

-...the microphone, yeah.

-....麥克風，是。

-Now, these guys are really cool.

-這些傢伙真的很酷。

They're from Asia. They're amazing.

牠們來自亞洲，他們很不可思議。

And they've actually got -- I think he loves me.

事實上牠們有 -- 我覺得牠喜歡我。

-I think it's cute, but you never know.

-我覺得牠很可愛，但你永遠搞不懂。

The -- The squeaks.

這 -- 這叫聲。

-They're still babies. -Yeah.

-他們還是寶寶。 -是啊。

-So they will get a lot bigger than this.

-牠們可以長得比現在大很多。

All right, here we go. [ Laughter ]

好的，我們開始吧。 [笑聲]

-They'll get bigger, yes. Okay. -They will. They will.

-牠們會長大，好，很好。 -牠們會的，牠們會的。

-Oh, my goodness. -Aren't they just so special?

-喔我的天啊！ -牠們好特別對吧？

-Yep. Okay. -Here.

-對好的。 -來。

Let me put your mic back -- mic back on.

讓我把你的麥克風裝上 -- 裝好了。

-Hi. Yeah. -There we go.

-嗨，好。 -我們繼續。

-Hi, buddy. Okay, it's good. -Isn't that awesome?

-嗨，夥伴。好的很棒 -很酷對吧？

So, they can actually have... [ Otter squeaking ]

所以，牠們事實上有...[水獺吱吱叫]

-He found it again. -They can have...

-牠又找到了。 -牠們有...

-He's gonna find it again. -Oh, my goodness.

-牠又找到了。 -喔，我的老天。

-Hi, buddy Ping, buddy Pong.

-嗨，小夥伴 Ping，小夥伴 Pong。

-Ping and Pong. -Hi, buddy.

-Ping 和 Pong。 -嗨，小夥伴。

-Now, they actually have the finest fur in the world.

-牠們擁有全世界最棒的毛。

Oh, he's giving you a kiss.

喔，牠在親你。

-I think he almost bit -- or bit me.

-我想牠幾乎咬 -- 或咬我。

He almost bit me or kissed me. -Oh, they're so -- so cute.

牠幾乎咬了我或親了我。 -牠們好 -- 好可愛。

-Hey, buddy. I love them. -Congratulations.

-嘿，小夥伴，我愛牠們。 -恭喜你。

Well done. Well done. [ Laughter ]

做得好，做得好。 [笑聲]

-I'm not squeezing him or anything, I swear.

-我沒有捏擠牠之類的，我發誓。

-Thanks, Ping and Pong.

-謝謝 Ping 和 Pong。

-I'm just holding him, and that's all.

-我只是握住牠，僅此而已。

All right, I'm ready to get Ping and Pong...

好了，我準備把 Ping 和 Pong...

-All right, we're good? Okay. -Thank you for this.

-好的，我們很好？好的。 -謝謝你喔。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼和掌聲]

Thank you very much. -Oh, my God.

非常謝謝你。 -喔，我的老天。

-Oh, my God. Thank you. -Thank you very much.

-喔，我的老天，謝謝你。 -非常感謝你。

-Ohh, gosh. -How cute are they?

-喔天啊。 -他們超可愛的！

Are you -- Are you all good? -Yeah, I'm great.

你還 -- 你還好嗎？ -是，我很好。

I love -- Yeah, that's fantastic.

我喜歡 -- 對，那真讚透了。

-That's good. Okay.

-這樣很好，好的。

So, next, for this next one,

那麼下一個，這一個。

I think we're gonna come around again.

我想我們又得移一下位置了。

We're gonna sit down here.

我們要坐這裡。

And I'm gonna grab a few pieces here for you of sweet potato.

我要給你幾塊地瓜。

-Mm-hmm. Oh, man.

-嗯。 -嗯，喔天啊。

-This next animal loves sweet potatoes,

-下一種動物喜歡地瓜。

so if you want to sit down... -Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, no.

所以如果你想坐下... -喔，好的，好的，喔不。

-...and then, you can put... [ Laughter ]

-...然後你可以把... [笑聲]

-I can see what's kind of coming.

-我能想像接下來會發生什麼事。

-You can put your legs out like this.

-你可以像這樣將腿伸直。

-Oh, gosh.

-喔，天啊。

-Now, you want to hold the sweet potato just here,

-然後這樣握住地瓜。

so they don't bite your fingers. -Oh, no.

以免牠們咬到你的手。 -喔不。

What do you mean they won't bite my fingers --

你說牠們不會咬我的手是什麼意思 --

hold it like this? -So, it'll -- it'll be good.

像這樣握住？ -所以 -- 會很順利的。

-I don't know. -It'll be good, I promise.

-我不知道。 -我保證會很順利的。

-What do I do with that? -You can grab that one, as well,

-我要怎麼做？ -你也可以抓那塊。

and you can feed them. -Oh, no.

然後就可以餵牠們。 -喔不。

-They love sweet potato. -All right.

-牠們喜歡地瓜。 -好的。

-All right, so, we've got Quill Smith and Quilly Nelson.

-好的，讓我們歡迎 Quill Smith 和 Quilly Nelson。

And you'll see their names in a second.

你馬上就會見到牠們本尊。

Come on in, guys.

進來吧，夥伴。

These are porcupine. -All righty.

牠們是豪豬。 -好的。

[ Laughter ] Good to see you.

[笑聲] 很開心見到你們。

-Hello. -Okay. What do I...

-哈囉。 -好的，我要如何...

-There you go. -Now, can I...

-給你。 -現在，我可以...

-Have a go at that.

-試試看。

So, now, these guys -- they're African --

現在這些傢伙 -- 牠們是非洲 --

[ Laughter ] He's curling up now.

[笑聲] 他正在蜷縮。

These are African crested porcupines,

牠們是非洲冕豪豬。

the largest rodent in the continent of Africa.

非洲陸地上最大的齧齒動物。

-Okay, this might be the most dangerous thing I've ever done.

-好的，這也許是我做過最危險的事情。

-And see those spines there? Yeah.

-看到這些刺了嗎？沒錯。

That's actually -- That's their defense mechanism.

那是牠們的 -- 那是牠們的防禦。

If a predator is gonna get them,

如果掠奪者抓到牠們。

they'll actually sink them right down into their skin.

牠們會將刺穿入牠們肌膚。

And that's -- that's how they avoid predators.

這是 -- 是牠們對付掠奪者的方式。

They're amazing. -All right, all right.

牠們好酷。 -好，好。

-How cool is that? -Does he want --

-太酷了啦！ -他是不是想要 --

Yeah, it's unbelievable. -And see how they're --

沒錯，難以置信 -看見牠們 --

That shaking there means they're a little bit --

抖動代表牠們有一點點 --

a little bit unhappy.

一點點不開心。

They're thinking, "Just what's going on?"

牠們在想：「發生什麼事了？」

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

But, see, once they've got that --

不過你看，一旦牠們得到 --

once they got the sweet potato, they're completely happy.

一旦牠們得到地瓜，牠們就超開心。

-They absolutely love it. -I can feel him eating it,

-牠們愛透了。 -我可以感受到牠在吃。

but I just... -That's great. How cool is that?

但我... -太棒了，太酷了對吧？

-Yeah, man. -Look at them go.

-是啊。 -看牠們走路。

-Well, I'm just happy that I had kids,

-嗯，我很開心我有小孩。

you know... -So cool. Here you go.

你知道... -好酷，給你。

-...when I -- when I... -Yeah. [ Laughs ]

-...當我 -- 當我... -對 [笑聲]

What do you think, eh? -...when I could.

你覺得呢，嗯？ -...我何時可以？

-Now, they'll get... [ Laughter ]

-然後他們會變...[笑聲]

...they'll get a lot bigger, too.

...牠們也會變大許多。

When they're full-grown,

等牠們完全成熟，

they could easily have a go at a lion.

牠們可以輕易和獅子對決。

If -- If -- If it's getting close,

如果 -- 如果 --如果牠靠近的話，

they'll just stab right in with those quills.

牠們會用這些刺穿透對方。

[ Laughter ] How cool is that?

[笑聲] 很酷吧？

-All right, this is unbelievable.

-好的，真令人難以相信。

-They're amazing, aren't they?

-牠們是不是很神奇？

-It is a pleasure to meet you guys.

-很榮幸見到你們。

Oh, wow! My God! All right, all right, Robert.

喔，哇！我的天！好的，好的 Robert。

-You're good. You're good.

-你很棒，你很棒。

All right, should we take them right now?

好的，我們可以讓牠們走了嗎？

-Robert. Robert. Robert. -You're good. You're good.

-Robert. Robert. Robert -你很棒，你很棒。

-Robert. -All right, bye, guys.

-Robert。 -好的，再見了夥伴。

-Robert. -Now...

-Robert。 -現在...

-Be very careful, whatever happens next.

-非常的小心，無論接下來發生什麼事。

-I don't know how we're gonna get this.

-我不知道怎麼處理這個。

Here. Let's see. -Okay.

來，讓我想想看。 -好。

-There we go. You're good now.

-來吧，你安全了。

-All right, all right. This is great.

-好的好的，這真是太棒了。

-All right. See you later, guys.

-好的，等等見了夥伴們。

[ Laughs ] -Oh, my heavens.

[笑聲] -喔我的天啊。

All righty. Okay. -Are you good?

好的，好的 -你還好嗎？

-That's -- That's not the carrot.

-這 -- 這不是紅蘿蔔。

All right, here you go. [ Laughter ]

好的，拿去吧。 [笑聲]

You're having -- the carrot's over here.

給你 -- 給妳這個紅蘿蔔。

Here you go, buddy. Eat this.

給你，孩子，吃掉這個。

Eat this. -[ Chuckling ] Okay.

吃掉這個 -[格格笑] 好。

-All right, good to see these guys.

-好的，很高興見到這些傢伙。

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I think --

喔我的天，對，我想 --

[ Laughter ] -Wow, they really love it here.

[笑聲] -哇，牠們很喜歡待在這。

-Security? Oh, no. Okay. -[ Laughing ] Okay.

-安全感？喔不。好的 -[笑聲] 好的。

All right, no worries. There we go.

好的，別擔心，來吧。

-All right, yep. Okay, good.

-好的，對，很好。

-It's a bit of a challenge picking them up, as you can see.

如你所見，抱起牠們頗有挑戰的。

-Ohh. Ohh, my gosh. -There we go.

-喔喔我的天。 -去吧。

-Yeah. -Well done, guys.

- 好 -做得好，小夥伴們。

[ Cheers and applause ] Good job.

[歡呼和掌聲] 好樣的。

That was great. That was so cool.

這真棒，真是太酷了。

Do you want me to grab your sweet potato for you?

需要我替你拿著地瓜嗎？

-Yeah, that's what he was, yeah, going for.

-好，牠一直試圖想取得。

-All right. No worries.

-好的，別擔心。

So, I think we're gonna stay down here for a little while.

我們要臥地一段時間。

[ Laughter ] Have a look at this guy.

[笑聲] 看看這傢伙。

Now, this is... -I'm not putting him in my lap.

好，這是... -我不要把牠放在我的腿上。

I'm not. -This is a giant aardvark.

我不要。 -這是一隻巨大土豬。

-I don't want to move. -And the aardvarks --

-我不想動 -巨大土豬 --

they are native to Africa, as well.

牠們也在非洲土生土長。

See those massive claws there?

看見牠們寬大的爪子了嗎？

That's what they use to dig.

牠們用那來挖掘。

So, they're really interesting animals.

所以牠們實在是非常有趣的動物。

They've got that big, long nose.

牠們有著大而長的鼻子。

-Yeah. -And that's how they smell.

-對。 -牠們用這嗅聞。

They've got a great sense of smell.

牠們擁有極為敏銳的嗅覺。

And the end of their nose actually looks a bit

而牠們鼻子的末端其實看起來

like a marshmallow.

像是棉花糖。

It's so cool.

這真酷。

-Has he -- Have we... -How special are they

-牠有 -- 我們有... -牠們多麼特別呀！

-A random aardvark. -Big ears, great hearing.

-一隻普通土豬。 -大耳朵，極佳的聽力。

-This is -- And, sorry.

-這是 -- 抱歉。

I didn't even quite even hear what you were saying.

我甚至有點聽不到你說話。

-Yes. -Is he an -- It's an aardvark --

-對。 -牠是一隻 -- 一隻土豬 --

It's an anteater?

牠是食蟻獸嗎？

-Yeah, so they'll -- they'll eat ants and termites.

-對，所以牠們 -- 牠們吃螞蟻和白蟻。

And, yeah, they're great at digging.

然後，對，牠們很擅長挖掘。

They'll find a termite mound. They'll break into it.

牠們發現白蟻窩之後會破門而入。

But we've got a little mixture here,

不過我們這裡有一些混和物，

and that's kind of a mix of squished insects and bugs,

是一種壓爛的昆蟲和蟲子。

and they absolutely love it.

而牠們無疑的愛極了這東西。

See that? -Absolutely.

看見了嗎？ -絕對看見了。

[ Laughter ] -It's really good.

[笑聲] -這真的很棒。

So, it's actually really quite good for them.

所以事實上對牠們很好。

They absolutely love this. -I can't believe it.

牠們肯定會喜歡。 -我真不敢置信。

-So, we're gonna head down here now for this one.

-我們得接下來看這一個。

We couldn't really fit this one on the stage.

舞台其實有點難容納牠。

-Okay. -So, this --

-好的 -所以這 --

This is Debra -- This is Debra the Zebra.

這是黛博拉 -- 斑馬黛博拉。

-Oh, my goodness. -And I absolutely love Debra.

-噢，我的老天。 -我無疑的超愛黛博拉。

Do you want me to come around this side?

你要我移到這邊嗎？

-Sure. -So...there we go.

-當然。 -那...開始吧。