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  • Namaste.

    你好!

  • Namaste.

    你好!

  • You have a really great yoga practice.

    你今天的瑜伽練習真的很棒。

  • I saw your inversions at the end of class, pretty impressive!

    我在課程快結束的時候有看到你的倒立姿勢,非常厲害呢!

  • Thank you, I've been practicing about five days a week for quite a while now.

    謝謝,我每週平均練習五天,已經持續好一陣子了。

  • How long have you been practicing?

    那妳練瑜伽多久了呢?

  • Um... about a year.

    呃... 大概一年左右。

  • I'm actually gonna get my certification this fall.

    其實,我這個秋天就可以拿到證照了。

  • That's really fantastic.

    那太棒了。

  • I bet you're gonna be a great teacher.

    我相信妳會是個很優秀的老師。

  • I'm sorry, did you just look at my chest?

    不好意思... 你剛剛是不是看了我的胸部?

  • Yeah.

    是。

  • Can I go to one yoga class without being completely ogled by some jerk?

    我上瑜伽課時就不能不遇到色瞇瞇地打量我的混蛋嗎?

  • Hold on just, just a second here, can I say something really quickly?

    等... 等一下,我可以很快地說句話嗎?

  • Oh, now you're asking for permission, please...

    噢!現在才要徵求我同意,拜託...

  • If you really didn't want me to stare at your beautiful breasts, you'd be wearing something other than a purple sports bra, covering maybe a third of your perfect tits.

    如果妳真的不希望我注視妳美麗的胸部,妳就不會穿這件只遮住了妳完美胸部的三分之一的紫色運動胸罩。

  • And another thing, I'm biologically programmed to stare at boobs, okay?

    再來還有一點,從生物學來說,我本來就會盯著胸部看,好嗎?

  • It's in my DNA to scan for supple, life-giving breasts.

    搜尋柔軟的、哺育生命的胸部是我的 DNA 的一部分。

  • And it's not a personal thing, it's not about me, it's about my potential future offspring! Okay?

    這不是我的個人嗜好,也不是為了我自己,這都是為了我未來潛在的後代子孫著想!好嗎?

  • So really it's a selfless act I'm paying it forward.

    所以說真的,這是一種無私的舉動,我只是想把它延續下去。

  • And one last thing, okay, if all that isn't enough.

    如果剛剛說的那些還不夠的話,最後還有一點。

  • I spent the best eighteen months of my life sucking on those things for my very sustenance, okay?

    我人生中最美好的十八個月都在吸允著胸部以存活,這樣可以嗎?

  • So don't you think that maybe, in the recesses of my mind that I look at breasts and I think of a safe haven, that they are objects of love and caring, representing a time in my life when days were easy, and that maybe I saw all of that in your beautiful breasts?

    所以難道妳不覺得也許在我內心深處,當我看到胸部時,我想到的是一個安全的避風港,把他們視為愛與關懷,象徵著我人生中最無憂無慮的時光,以及也許妳美麗的胸部讓我聯想到那一切嗎?

  • I don't know what to say.

    我不知道該說什麼了。

  • That was actually logical, and somehow sweet.

    你說的其實蠻有道理的,也蠻窩心的。

  • Do you wanna go get coffee or something?

    你想一起喝杯咖啡之類的嗎?

  • You know, that'd be really great.

    你知道嗎,這是個很好的主意 。

  • Hey, Mitch, how's it going man?

    嘿!Mitch ,最近如何啊?

  • Hey Greg, I thought you were swimming, what are you doing at yoga?

    嗨 Greg !我以為你去游泳了,你在瑜伽教室這邊做什麼?

  • Oh, well, I was, and then I met April and now I'm doing yoga.

    噢,是這樣的,我原本是要去游泳的,結果我遇見 April ,所以就去上瑜伽了。

  • Are you guys... ?

    你們兩個是...?

  • -Yeah... -Oh, no no no no no...

    -沒錯... -噢!沒有沒有...

  • Excuse me?

    妳說什麼?

  • I'm sorry, I just...

    我很抱歉,我只是...

  • Mitch just made some really great points about my breasts.

    Mitch 剛剛對我的胸部發表了非常精采的看法 。

  • God damn it, Mitch.

    可惡,Mitch 。

  • Sorry Greg.

    抱歉了, Greg 。

  • April, have you ever been to a chakra-puncture-meditation?

    April ,妳去過冥想課程嗎?

  • This guy?

    這個傢伙?

  • Oh! come on... really?

    噢!拜託... 認真的嗎?

  • If you like that video, click like.

    如果你喜歡這支影片,按喜歡。

  • New episode every Friday, click subscribe.

    收看每週五新的一集,按訂閱。

  • And if you wanna see the prequel, click here.

    如果你想看前傳,按這裡。

  • If you like tits, click over here.

    如果你喜歡胸部,按這裡。

  • If you wanna lose your mind, click here.

    如果你想要發瘋,按這裡。

  • If you like these T-shirts, send us a thousand dollars, and we'll send you one. -Yeah.

    -如果你喜歡這些 T-shirt ,寄給我們一千元,我們會寄一件給你。 -對。

  • Maybe two.

    或兩件。

  • -I don't think so. -Two is too much.

    -我想不會吧。 -兩件太多了。

Namaste.

你好!

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