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  • - Okay, and our last announcement

    - 好了,我們最後一個公告

  • before the writer's meeting,

    在作家會議之前。

  • we have a fire drill tomorrow.

    我們有一個消防演習的明天。

  • - Yes.

    - 是的,我知道

  • - Which also means in in addition to the

    - 這也意味著除了

  • air drill, water drill, and earth drill we've already done,

    氣鑽、水鑽、土鑽我們都已經做過了。

  • we'll have all the drills!

    我們會有所有的訓練!

  • - [Bearded Man] Hey guys!

    - [大鬍子]嘿,夥計們!

  • Knock knock knock.

    咚咚咚。

  • Just wanted to stop by and say

    只是想停下來說

  • we'd love to get some more political comedy

    我們希望得到一些更多的政治喜劇。

  • on this site - (group groans)

    在這個網站上 - (組呻吟)

  • - Just...

    - 只是...

  • - Oh come on!

    - 哦,拜託!

  • - No!

    - 不!

  • - [Man] Why?! - Political comedy?

    - [男人]為什麼?- 政治喜劇?

  • Are you kidding me?

    你在開玩笑嗎?

  • - Who wants political comedy?

    - 誰要看政治喜劇?

  • It's just a bunch of socialists

    只是一群社會主義者

  • trying to shove their progressive agendas down our throats.

    試圖將他們的進步議程推入我們的喉嚨。

  • - We hate this agenda shoving shove.

    - 我們討厭這種議程推搡。

  • - Leave our agendas unshoved!

    - 不要把我們的議程塞進去!

  • - Yeah! - Unshoved!

    - 是啊!- 解開!

  • - [Man With Glasses] I'll tell you

    - [戴眼鏡的男人]我會告訴你

  • why their making us do more political comedy,

    為什麼他們讓我們做更多的政治喜劇。

  • which we hate.

    我們討厭的。

  • 'cause the Mid-Terms.

    因為中期選舉

  • - What?

    - 什麼?

  • - Mid-Terms?

    - 期中考試?

  • - Mid-Terms?

    - 期中考試?

  • - [Man With Glasses] Yeah, the Mid-Term Elections

    - 是啊,中期選舉啊

  • on Tuesday, November 6th.

    在11月6日星期二。

  • - Tuesday, November 6th?

    - 11月6日,星期二?

  • - Yes, they're having Mid-Term Elections

    - 是的,他們正在舉行中期選舉。

  • on the first Tuesday of November.

    在11月的第一個星期二。

  • Tuesday, November 6th.

    11月6日,星期二。

  • - When?

    - 什麼時候?

  • - Tuesday, November 6th.

    - 11月6日,星期二。

  • - What's happening Tuesday, November 6th?

    - 11月6日星期二有什麼活動?

  • - The Mid-Term Elections where 36 of America's 50 Governors,

    - 中期選舉,美國50位州長中有36位。

  • 87 of America's 99 state legislators,

    美國99個州議員中的87個。

  • 35 of America's 100 senators,

    美國100位參議員中的35位。

  • and all 435 of America's congress people up for election.

    以及所有435名美國國會議員的選舉。

  • - Ugh, god! And we have to write comedy about that?

    - 啊,天啊!我們還得寫喜劇?

  • - Impossible - (man groans)

    - 不可能 - (男人呻吟)

  • - Oh! What about this for a comedy pitch!

    - 哦,這個喜劇廣告怎麼樣?

  • We set it up by talking about how boring politics are.

    我們通過談論政治有多無聊來設定它。

  • Right? (group agrees)

    對不對?(大家同意)

  • - But then, BOOM! We hit them with the punchline,

    - 但隨後,BOOM!我們給他們打了個措辭。

  • which is that due to Gerrymandering, voter suppression,

    這就是由於選區劃分,選民壓制。

  • and the wide-spread purging of voter roles,

    以及選民角色的廣泛清理。

  • we are going to need an overwhelming voter turnout

    我們將需要一個壓倒性的選民投票率。

  • just to have a chance to flip the house.

    只為有機會翻盤。

  • - And then someone gets hit in the nards!

    - 然後有人被打到了屁股!

  • (imitates spring reverberating)

    (模仿彈簧迴響)

  • (group cheering)

    (組歡呼)

  • - Okay, so here's an idea:

    - 好吧,我有個主意。

  • What about something with graphics?

    有圖形的東西呢?

  • People love visual comedy these days.

    現在的人都喜歡視覺喜劇。

  • It could be like the states where early voting

    它可能像各州一樣,提前投票

  • is allowed at your polling place.

    允許在你的投票站。

  • - Or a graphic that tells you

    - 或者一個圖形告訴你

  • how to look up your polling place.

    如何查找你的投票站。

  • - Or a graphic about states that let you vote by mail.

    - 或者是一個關於讓你郵寄投票的州的圖形。

  • - Ugh!

    - 啊!

  • - Or a graphic of all the places

    - 或所有地方的圖形

  • that allow same day registration.

    允許當天註冊的。

  • - Wait, what's registration?

    - 等等,什麼是註冊?

  • - Oh, you have to register to vote.

    - 哦,你必須登記投票。

  • - Register to vote?

    - 註冊投票?

  • - Register to vote?

    - 註冊投票?

  • - The Mid-Term Elections are on Tuesday, November 6th?

    - 中期選舉是在11月6日星期二?

  • - I know we all hate political comedy

    - 我知道大家都討厭政治喜劇

  • because it's shoving an agenda,

    因為它推崇的是一個議程。

  • I think there could be something about

    我想可能有一些關於

  • how some places you can register on the same day

    如何一些地方你可以註冊在同一天。

  • and some places you have to register

    和一些地方,你必須註冊

  • two weeks in advance.

    提前兩個星期。

  • And some places you have to register

    而有些地方,你必須註冊

  • a whole month in advance.

    提前整整一個月。

  • And if you haven't registered,

    如果你還沒有註冊,

  • and you're in one of those places,

    而你就在其中一個地方。

  • you should probably get on it.

    你也許應該得到它。

  • - But, wouldn't it be easier to just

    - 但是,豈不是更容易,只是

  • register everybody to vote automatically?

    自動登記每個人的投票?

  • - Yes.

    - 是的,我知道

  • That would be extremely easy.

    這將是非常容易的。

  • - Ugh! It's useless!

    - 啊!它是沒用的!

  • Political comedy is just so dumb and terrible.

    政治喜劇就是這麼蠢,這麼可怕。

  • Just how it's stupid how people

    只是它是如何愚蠢的人

  • are being purged from voter roles

    正在從選民角色中清除

  • at an alarming and historic rate.

    以令人震驚的歷史速度。

  • Especially people of color!

    尤其是有色人種!

  • I wish political comedy was easy, you know?

    我希望政治喜劇很簡單,你知道嗎?

  • The way that it's easy to look up

    的方式,很容易查到。

  • and see online if you too have been purged

    並在網上查看您是否也被清除了。

  • from a voter role.

    從選民角色。

  • - What if we put someone, like,

    - 如果我們把一個人,像。

  • in a silly costume with crazy makeup

    濃妝豔抹

  • and we never call it out or address it.

    而我們從來沒有叫出來或解決它。

  • Just goes unmentioned.

    就是不提。

  • And instead, the sketch focuses on, you know,

    相反,草圖的重點是,你知道的。

  • really exciting candidates.

    真正令人興奮的候選人。

  • Like, Beto O'Rourke in Texas,

    就像德克薩斯州的貝託-奧羅克一樣。

  • Stacy Abrams in Georgia,...

    喬治亞州的Stacy Abrams...

  • (horn honk)

    (喇叭聲)

  • My nards!

    我的Nards!

  • - Cool, guinea pigging off of that,

    - 酷,天竺鼠了。

  • what if we do a sketch I remind people

    如果我們做一個素描,我提醒人們。

  • that they are way more likely to vote

    他們更有可能投票

  • when they go with a buddy.

    當他們和朋友一起去。

  • Like, 'cause they'll plan how and when they're gonna vote.

    就像,因為他們會計劃如何和什麼時候要去投票。

  • And that's good because most people work on Tuesdays,

    這很好,因為大多數人都在週二上班。

  • so they need to pre-schedule that.

    所以他們需要預先安排。

  • - Wait, elections aren't considered national holidays?

    - 等等,選舉不算是國定假日?

  • - They aren't?

    - 他們不是嗎?

  • - That's crazy!

    - 太瘋狂了!

  • - That's crazy! - That's crazy!

    - 太瘋狂了!- 太瘋狂了!

  • - That's crazy.

    - 那是瘋狂的。

  • (thunder) - Political comedy!

    政治喜劇!

  • - My nards

    - 我的小弟弟

  • - So, what your saying is I should make a plan

    - 所以,你的意思是我應該制定一個計劃。

  • to get to the polls on Election Day,

    要在選舉日去投票。

  • Tuesday, November 6th?

    11月6日,星期二?

  • - Or make a plan for early voting or a mail in ballot.

    - 或者制定一個提前投票或郵寄選票的計劃。

  • - And, if you feel like doing more,

    - 而且,如果你覺得想做更多。

  • you can register two friends who you feel

    您可以註冊兩個您覺得

  • might need help registering.

    可能需要幫助註冊。

  • - [Man In Plaid] If you're a real superhero,

    - 如果你是一個真正的超級英雄。

  • you can donate your time and your money

    您可以捐贈您的時間和金錢

  • to a candidate you're really excited about,

    到一個你真正感興趣的候選人。

  • or even drive people to a polling place

    甚至開車去投票站

  • if their not able to make it.

    如果他們不能做到這一點。

  • Something like that, maybe?

    類似的東西,也許?

  • - I think something might be wrong with Brennan's nards.

    - 我覺得Brennan的小弟弟可能出了問題

  • - Please...somebody...

    - 拜託... 誰來...

  • Tell everyone they have to go vote on November 6th.

    告訴大家11月6日要去投票。

  • - Hi! It's Brennan from College Humor.

    - 嗨,我是大學幽默學院的Brennan。

  • All the links we mentioned in the video

    我們在視頻中提到的所有鏈接

  • are available in the description down here.

    在下面的描述中可以找到。

  • If you wanna make sure you're registered to vote,

    如果你想確定你已經登記投票了 If you wanna make sure you're registered to vote,

  • go check 'em out.

    去檢查'時間了。

- Okay, and our last announcement

- 好了,我們最後一個公告

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    Samuel 發佈於 2018 年 10 月 22 日
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