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  • You would not believe the mother load I just dropped. And that's how I like to keep it

    你不會相信我剛剛大了多少,而我就喜歡這樣—

  • leaving not a trace I was ever here, let alone that I just birthed a creamy behemoth from my cavernous bowels.

    不留下一點蹤跡,更不用提我剛才從腸道產出的奶油怪獸

  • Nothing is worse than stinking up the shared toilet at work,

    沒什麼比搞臭工作中的公共廁所

  • or the toilet at a party,

    或是趴踢上的廁所

  • Or your lover's apartment.

    或是愛人的公寓要更糟了

  • Of course, flushing removes the graphic evidence.

    當然,沖水可以移除表面證據。

  • Maybe two or three flushes, if your skid mark is as tenacious as mine.

    也許要沖水兩三次,如果你大號的煞車痕跟我的一樣頑強

  • But what can be done of that subtle scent of a 300-cow dairy farm?

    但什麼能處理那有著三百隻牛的酪農牧場的隱約氣味呢

  • Aerosol air fresheners aren't the most effective option, or the healthiest

    空氣噴霧芳香劑不是最有效的,也不是最健康的選擇

  • trying to mask the stench, giving you a nice blend of chem-lab carnations with just a touch of feces?

    用來去掩蓋那些臭味,它會帶給你人工康乃馨香味加上一點大號的混雜氣味

  • So, how do you make the world believe your poop doesn't stink,

    所以,你要如何讓大家相信你的大號不會臭,

  • or in fact, that you never poop at all?

    或實際上,你根本不大號呢?

  • Poo~Pourri.

    「噗噗麗」

  • Poo~Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odors at the source,

    「噗噗麗」是個被證實能從根源處壓抑那尷尬氣味的事前廁所噴霧

  • and, save your relationships.

    並且,還能拯救你的感情

  • Simply spritz Poo~Pourri in the bowl to create a film on the water's surface

    只要在馬桶噴灑噗噗麗,它就會在水面形成一片薄膜

  • that actually traps the odors in its porcelain prison.

    它能將氣味困在陶瓷監獄內

  • And when your little ass-tronauts splash down and make contact with the film,

    當你的小太空便便人濺下與薄膜接觸,

  • they release Poo-pourri's pleasant aromas so all those around you smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils.

    它就會釋放噗噗麗美妙香氣,而你身邊的人就可以聞到精油香氣

  • Yes, it is a real product. And yes it really works.

    是的,這是真實存在的產品。是的,它真的有效

  • We've sold over 4 Million bottles. On Amazon alone, there are over 1000 reviews

    我們已經賣了四百萬瓶。光在亞馬遜就有超過一千條評價

  • rating it 4.8 of 5 stars. That's a better Amazon rating than the iPhone 5.

    滿分5分中它獲得4.8顆星。這可是比哀鳳五評價還好呢

  • If it doesn't completely stop your stench from spreading, send it back for a full refund.

    如果它無法完全停止你的臭味散播,寄回來,幫你全額退費

  • Our unconditional stink-free guarantee.

    我們有無條件的無臭保證

  • If your poop stinks click here to get your Poo-pourri today at Poopourri.com.

    如果你的便便會臭,今天就點擊這邊 Poopourri.com 來買你的噗噗麗

  • So whether you need topinch a loaf" at work,

    所以無論你在工作時必須「用力擠出一條麵包」,

  • cut a rope at a party or lay a brick at your boyfriend's,

    在趴踢上「剪繩索」,或在男友家「下一塊磚頭」,

  • your days of embarrassing smells or prairie dogging it are over.

    你的尷尬氣味或是快要忍不住的日子已經過去了

  • Poo~Pourri, our business is to make it smell like your business never even happened.

    噗噗麗,我們的工作就是讓你的「工作」聞起來像是從來沒發生過

You would not believe the mother load I just dropped. And that's how I like to keep it

你不會相信我剛剛大了多少,而我就喜歡這樣—

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    AaronHsu 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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