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  • - What do you think of my makeup?

    - 你覺得我今天的妝怎樣 ?

  • - Good.

    - 很棒

  • - Good?

    - 很棒 ?

  • Did you do a good job?

    你覺得你畫的好嗎 ?

  • What part did you do?

    你畫哪裡 ?

  • Yeah?

    是喔 ?

  • What else did you do?

    還有哪裡 ?

  • My lipstick?

    畫口紅 ?

  • Wyatt did my lipstick.

    Wyatt 幫我畫口紅

  • (cheery music)

    (愉快的音樂)

  • ^Hey guys, I'm Hannah, the world's OK-est mom

    嗨 ! 我是 Hannah,World's Okayest Mom 的成員之一

  • and welcome to my bathroom.

    歡迎來到我們家的浴室

  • If you're a busy parent like me, you know that mornings

    如果你像我一樣是個很忙的媽媽,你會了解

  • with kids are the most hectic time of day.

    早上應付小孩的是一天當中最忙碌的時候

  • I'm not paying attention to what I'm wearing or

    我不會在意我穿了什麼

  • how I even look as long as my kids have pants,

    或我看起來怎樣

  • we're good to go.

    只要我的孩子有穿上褲子就可以出門了

  • One thing I've heard is that if you want to try

    我聽過如果你曾經想做某件事

  • something but you don't have the time for it,

    但你沒有時間做它

  • outsource it.

    就讓別人幫你做吧 !

  • ^So per your suggestions, I'm gonna have my two kids

    應觀眾要求,我讓我兩個孩子

  • ^do my makeup for a week.

    幫我畫一個禮拜的妝

  • My six year old and my three year old boys

    我一個六歲,一個三歲的小孩

  • are going to do my makeup for a week.

    將要幫我畫一個禮拜的妝

  • I think this is gonna be a disaster

    我覺得這會是一個災難

  • but this is what you guys wanted and best case scenario,

    但這正是你們倆小子想要的,也是最好的情況

  • you know, they enjoy themselves and I learn

    他們很享受,而我學到

  • a couple makeup tips.

    一些化妝的小技巧

  • So wish me luck.

    祝我好運

  • ^I have a question.

    - 我問你一個問題

  • ^- What?

    - 什麼 ?

  • ^- Do you want to do my makeup today?

    - 你今天想要幫我化妝嗎 ?

  • - Yeah.

    - 要

  • - Okay.

    - 好吧

  • Are you gonna do it?

    你要做嗎 ?

  • - Yeah.

    - 要

  • - My kids' relationship with makeup thus far

    - 我小孩到目前為止對化妝品的印象

  • is kind of just this mysterious thing mom has

    認為這是一些存在於媽媽皮包裡神秘的東西

  • in her purse that you're not allowed to touch

    然後不可以隨便碰

  • so you really want to touch it and like,

    所以你會很想要也很喜歡碰它們

  • make a huge mess of it.

    把它弄得亂七八糟

  • Like gum.

    像玩口香糖

  • I can't even tell you how many times Wyatt has taken my

    我沒辦法計算有多少次 Wyatt 拿走我的

  • Colourpop liquid matte lipstick and put it on himself

    Colourpop 霧面液體唇膏畫他自己

  • and then lost the tube.

    然後把它弄丟

  • They're probably under a random piece of furniture

    它現在大概在某個家具底下

  • just like slowly staining everything because

    然後慢慢地汙染著某個東西

  • if anybody owns that you know how much it gets

    因為如果你也有一支,你會知道

  • all over everything and it does not come off.

    它一定會弄得到處都是然後不會隨便停止

  • I didn't really give my kids any guidelines,

    我沒有給我的孩子任何規則限制

  • I just kind of spread it out like a big smorgasbord

    我把我所有的化妝品打開像個大雜燴

  • but I realized very quickly that that was not

    但我很快了解這不是一個好方法

  • the way I should have approached things

  • because all they did was take their makeup brushes

    因為他們常常就拿著我的化妝刷

  • and mix every single makeup that was out there

    去沾每個化妝品

  • together and just pile it all over my face.

    然後在把它塗到我臉上

  • It's like when you're a little kid in a restaurant

    就像當你還是個小孩,在餐廳吃飯

  • and you have a fountain drink cup and you decide

    你有一個飲料機的杯子

  • to get a little bit of every flavor because

    你把每種飲料都放一點點到你的杯子裡

  • it seems like a cool idea but it actually tastes

    你認為很酷但其實嘗起來

  • really bad.

    味道不好

  • That's basically how the first day went.

    這大概就是我請他們第一次幫我化妝的情形

  • ^Okay so this is me ready for the day.

    這是我完妝的第一天

  • That's concealer.

    那是我的遮瑕膏

  • And they did my eyebrows and mascara and eyeshadow

    他們還畫了我的眉毛、睫毛膏、眼影

  • and blush.

    以及篩紅

  • Didn't really blend my concealer and

    遮瑕膏還有口紅沒完全推開

  • my lips.

  • You guys happy with your work?

    你們喜歡你們的成果嗎 ?

  • - Yeah.

    - 喜歡

  • - It's really funny because I didn't give anyone

    - 至非常好玩,因為我沒事先告訴我的同事

  • a heads up on this experiment but the second I walked

    我將要讓我的孩子化妝

  • into work, everyone was like,

    但當我到公司的時候

  • Do you like my makeup?

    你喜歡我今天的妝嗎 ?

  • - Looks like someone special put it on you.

    - 看起來是某個特別的人幫你畫的

  • Your children?

    你的小孩 ?

  • Your sons?

    兒子 ?

  • - Everybody knows.

    - 每個人都知道

  • Can you guess who did the lipstick?

    你猜看看誰幫我畫口紅 ?

  • - Wyatt.

    - 是 Wyatt

  • - Yeah.

    - 對了

  • ^We are trying a makeup look today that is called

    我們今天要試的妝容是

  • "high school dance".

    「校園舞會風。」

  • That's what the boys picked.

    那是孩子選的

  • I'm hoping that when they're done I'm gonna look

    我希望當他們幫我畫完

  • ready for homecoming.

    我看起來可以馬上去參加同學會

  • I have my coffee, oh you're cool,

    我喝了咖啡

  • and a whole spread of makeup out and ready

    我還打開了我所有的化妝品

  • for them to use.

    準備好讓他們用了

  • So are you guys ready to do it?

    你們準備好了嗎 ?

  • - Yes! - Yay!

    - 好了 - 耶 !

  • - Yay!

    - 耶 !

  • - We decided that I was gonna pull up a list of

    - 我決定準備不同妝容的照片

  • different makeup looks and they'd get to choose one.

    讓他們選一種

  • I'd pull up an image of what it looked like and then

    我準備那種妝容照片在旁邊

  • show them the brush and the shade they would use

    教他們要用哪種刷子或眼影

  • to achieve that and then they took that

    來達到照片看的那樣

  • and ran with it.

    他們也跟著做了

  • And it went a lot smoother as far as not ruining

    而也確實順利多了

  • all the makeup I'd just bought but they're not,

    不會毀了我剛買的化妝品

  • they're just not good at doing makeup?

    但他們還真的是不太會化妝

  • This was a look with a lot of heavy eyeshadow,

    這是完妝後,有很多眼影

  • highlighter, lots of blush, pretty lips

    打亮、腮紅以及我漂亮的嘴唇

  • but they were doing it at like, 8:30 in the morning

    不過這是早上 8:30

  • so it looked very ridiculous.

    所以看起來非常好笑

  • ^This is my homecoming look!

    這是我的同學會妝容 !

  • This went a lot worse than I thought it would.

    看起來比我想像的還遭

  • I don't wanna leave the house.

    真不太想離開家

  • Really did not think it could look this bad but

    真的沒想過會變成這樣

  • here we are.

    就這樣

  • Get your pants on, okay.

    穿上你的褲子好嗎 ?

  • Go get your pants on.

    去穿上你的褲子

  • ^Today we're gonna do a natural look because I feel

    今天我們要嘗試自然妝容

  • like less makeup is better.

    因為我覺得妝不要畫太濃比較好

  • Do you know how to do a natural look?

    你們知道如何畫自然妝容嗎 ?

  • - Yes.

    - 知道

  • - I chose a natural makeup look because there is

    - 我選擇自然妝容的原因是

  • only so much you can mess up with nude eyeshadow

    只有幾種裸色的眼影他們可以混一起

  • and it really don't show.

    然後看不太出來

  • Wow.

    Wow

  • So I just needed a little break from the intensity

    所以我需要先暫時不要化濃妝

  • and also my skin needed a break.

    而我的皮膚也需要休息一下

  • I was getting very irritated eyes and I figured

    我的眼睛開始過敏了

  • this would give them a chance to adjust.

    我也覺得剛好也可以給他們時間調整一下

  • Mmm!

    Mmm !

  • Thank you, you did a good job.

    謝謝,你做得很好

  • ^Here's my completed natural look.

    這是我完妝後的自然妝容

  • ^The lips are a little bare, like the corners

    口紅有點塗不夠,角落這邊

  • were not completely done.

    沒有塗滿

  • I don't know if Wyatt was going for a 20's flapper look

    我不知道 Wyatt 會畫出這種 20 世紀輕佻女子的妝感

  • but the eyeshadow colors are pretty good.

    但眼影還不錯

  • I really think the natural look is the best look so far

    我真心覺得自然妝容是畫得最好的一次

  • because there was less for them to mess up.

    因為有比較少選擇讓他們弄得亂七八糟

  • I did ask Matt how he thought the makeup looked.

    我也有問 Matt 他覺得我的妝化得怎樣

  • ^- You look beautiful.

    - 非常美

  • ^Just gorgeous.

    美若天仙

  • - And he could not tell the difference between

    - 而他不能分辨我的妝

  • the way I do my makeup and the way the kids

    哪些是我自己畫的哪些是孩子畫的

  • did my makeup which, I think says something about

    我想這說明了我的化妝功力也不怎樣

  • my makeup abilities.

  • ^So I think we're gonna do a smokey eye.

    所以我們今天要來畫煙燻妝

  • ^- Yes!

    - 好 !

  • And lipstick.

    還有口紅

  • - And lipstick.

    - 還有口紅

  • Are you guys getting better at this?

    你們有比較擅長這個了嗎 ?

  • - Yes!

    - 有 !

  • - Yeah.

    - 好

  • I don't know about that.

    我真的不知道

  • I don't know what it is with kids instincts,

    我不知道依孩子們的直覺畫出來會怎樣

  • they just want the darkest most ugh,

    他們只想著顏色越深越好吧

  • noticeable thing, they were just itching

    最引人注目,他們渴望著

  • to use the dark colors.

    用最深的顏色來畫

  • - First I'm gonna put this makeup on my mom.

    - 首先我要先用這一罐化妝品畫我媽

  • - And they were dying to use my eyeliner.

    - 他們超想要用我的眼線筆

  • There were some things that I just didn't

    有些東西我不會給他們用

  • have them use one of which was my eyeliner pen

    其中一個就是我的眼線筆

  • because I didn't want to lose an eye.

    因為我不想被弄瞎

  • I didn't want that in a two year old's hands anywhere

    我不想要一個兩歲小孩的手拿著那個在我臉上畫來畫去

  • near my face.

  • Oh, ow ow ow.

    哎呀

  • Oh my god.

    我的天

  • So I caved this time and I let them use the eyeliner.

    我破例這次讓他們用我的眼線筆

  • So Jackson is in charge of doing the eyeliner

    Jackson 負責畫眼線

  • and I totally understand what happened with him.

    而我很清楚等下會發生什麼

  • ^Jackson started doing the eyeliner and was kind of

    Jackson 開始畫我的眼線

  • ^of those things like,

    而這就像是

  • I can relate when you're doing your winged eyeliner

    當你在畫你的翅膀眼線時

  • and you get a part wrong and you end up just making

    你失手畫錯一點點,然後你就會

  • it thicker and thicker and thicker until it's covering

    把它塗的越來越厚,直到

  • your entire eye, that's kind of what happened here.

    蓋住你整個眼睛,這裡大概就是這一回事

  • It happens to grown women, I can't fault him for it.

    我是熟女,我不會挑剔他把我畫成這樣

  • It was a solid effort.

    這需要很努力

  • I look like I slept in my makeup.

    我看起來像睡在我的化妝品裡

  • Oh my god, I do not want to go out like this.

    我的天,我不想要這樣出門

  • Can I just wear my sunglasses all day?

    還是我今天可以戴著我的太陽眼鏡一整天 ?

  • - Might be a little bit of a cop out if you agreed

    - 你可能會有點後悔

  • for them to do your makeup all week.

    你答應他們可以幫你畫一個禮拜的妝

  • - This day got a lot more reactions than the first

    - 今天我去工作時比第一次化完妝得到更多回響

  • day I had gone to work with the makeup.

  • - Why are you wearing, oh.

    - 你怎麼會畫成這樣

  • - I walked out to meet Nick to go to lunch

    - 我走出去與 Nick 一起吃午餐

  • and his immediate reaction was like,

    他看到我的第一反應就像

  • ^- Where are you going?

    - 你現在要去哪 ?

  • ^You're not going to lunch looking like that.

    你看起來不像要去吃午餐

  • - [Hannah] Yes we are!

    - [Hannah] 我們要去啊 !

  • - Why?!

    - 為什麼 ?!

  • I can't.

    我不行

  • Cannot.

    不能

  • ^- I wanna do rock and roll!

    - 我想要畫搖滾風 !

  • ^- You want to do rock and roll high school?

    - 你想要畫搖滾校園風 ?

  • They kept asking to do rock and roll high school makeup

    他們不斷要求要畫搖滾校園風

  • because they're obsessed with The Ramones?

    是因為他們正在迷雷蒙斯合唱團嗎 ?

  • What is that?

    那是什麼 ?

  • - A song!

    - 一首歌 !

  • - [Hannah] It's a song?

    - [Hannah] 一首歌 ?

  • Wanna do a makeup look based on rock and roll high school?

    想要畫校園搖滾風的妝嗎 ?

  • - Yes.

    - 要

  • - Kay.

    - 好

  • We'll see how that turns out.

    我們來看看會變怎樣

  • It's like, you know when kids throw out arbitrary

    這就像,當孩子隨意拋出一些句子

  • phrases for stuff where they're like

    要一樣東西,就像

  • "I want Spider-Man waffles" and I'm like we don't

    「我想要蜘蛛人鬆餅」,而我們表現得就像我們沒有

  • have, what constitutes a Spider-Man waffle?

    並納悶什麼叫蜘蛛人鬆餅 ?

  • I don't know if these are meant to be second eyebrows

    我不知道這是第二個眉毛

  • or eyeliner but they're there.

    還是眼線,他們就把他畫在那

  • You can't really see how much eyeshadow is

    你沒辦法看很清楚這裡有多少眼影積在這

  • dusted under here and I'm afraid to touch it

    我怕碰到它們

  • because I feel like it's all gonna smear

    因為我怕會被我弄更髒

  • but this was the first day that they started actually

    但這是第一次他們開始問我

  • asking me "where does this go?"

    「這個要畫在哪裡 ?」

  • "Where do I put this?"

    「這個我要放在哪裡 ? 」

  • "How do I blend it?"

    「我要怎樣混在一起 ?」

  • and they were super into learning the intricacies

    他們超級沉迷學習化妝的技巧

  • of doing makeup.

  • Wyatt will even take a little makeup,

    Wyatt 甚至會拿化妝品

  • like a little eyeshadow on the brush

    像是眼影,用化妝刷沾它

  • and hold it up and be like

    拿著然後

  • (blowing)

    (吹)

  • and then put it on me.

    然後才塗在我臉上

  • It was so funny to see them do it.

    看他們這樣做真的很好玩

  • ^I don't know, if I'm looking like this everywhere

    我不知道,如果我都用這角度看東西

  • ^you can't really tell but also my face overall looks

    你不一定會看出來但我的臉整體看起來

  • a lot pinker than the rest of my body.

    比我的身體其他部位都還要粉紅

  • But if I go like this, if I walk around like this all day

    但如果我用這種角度撐一天

  • no one will notice.

    沒有人會發現

  • ^Today is glitter day.

    今天是閃耀的一天

  • ^- Yeah.

    - 對

  • ^- Okay.

    - 好

  • - Princess.

    - 公主

  • - Alright, lets do it.

    - 好,我們開始吧

  • They had also been eyeing the sparkle eyeshadows

    他們覬覦著用那些閃亮亮的眼影

  • for a very long time and the highlighter that I bought.

    好一段時間了以及我買的打亮化妝品

  • They did a My Little Pony glitter princess highlighter

    他們幫我畫了一個我的閃亮小馬公主打亮我整個臉的妝容

  • all over my entire face makeup look.

  • Look at that brush.

    看那個化妝刷

  • This brush is a glitter forest.

    刷子上有像亮粉森林

  • ^I don't know if you can tell, there's glitter everywhere

    不知道你們看不看的出來,我臉上都是打亮粉

  • ^and Wyatt kind of painted

    Wyatt 還打亮了我的臉旁邊

  • the sides of my face

  • and today is the day I have to go grocery shopping.

    今天我要出門去雜貨店購物

  • - Yay!

    - 好 !

  • - I love grocery shopping.

    - 我愛去雜貨店購物

  • It's like my happy place, my special time

    它就像是我的歡樂場所,特別的時間

  • and I really didn't want to go in this makeup.

    而我真不想畫這樣出門

  • That is some shiny all over my face.

    我的臉整個在發光

  • Even above my mouth.

    嘴唇上也有

  • Alright, here goes nothing.

    好,這邊沒事

  • We're going in.

    我們要進去了

  • I didn't want to risk not being able to go