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  • - I will take a cosmo, ooh, and a spicy tofu salad.

  • - Me too please.

  • But hold the spice.

  • You know babe,

  • remember it makes my tummy feel a little funny.

  • - I know.

  • - Funny tummy.

  • Honey, I am so happy we get a chance to spend our

  • anniversary together like this.

  • You know what we should do?

  • We should get fortune cookies again and we should frame

  • the fortunes like we did last time.

  • - I love that.

  • Let's do that.

  • And thank you baby for taking time.

  • I know you're so busy with Jumanji promo and stuff.

  • - Hey, I make time for the most important thing in my life

  • which is you.

  • - I love you boo boo.

  • - I love you too, love muffin.

  • (chuckling)

  • You have a little something on your chin.

  • - Do you mind?

  • - Of course I can.

  • Come on darling.

  • - DJ is that you?

  • - Hey, Kyle, my man.

  • - What are you doing here?

  • - Oh, it's our anniversary--

  • - We're just having a little dinner.

  • - Let me join you.

  • - Actually we were just gonna--

  • - Absolutely.

  • Please sit down.

  • Baby this is my best friend Kyle.

  • Remember I talked about him for a long time?

  • - I love you.

  • - Hey, can I get spicy buffalo wings.

  • Actually make it two orders for me and my boy.

  • - Ah, actually dude, they give me the funny tummies.

  • - He's a beast, extra spicy.

  • Please, thank you.

  • - Yeah, extra spicy, two.

  • - Babe, are you sure you want to do that?

  • - It's gonna be fine.

  • Me and my boy, come on.

  • Baby you got a little thing on your...

  • - I'm sorry what?

  • - You got a big thing in your tooth.

  • - Do you mind?

  • - Yeah.

  • - So Lilly, DJ tells me great things about you.

  • - Aw, really?

  • Like what?

  • - Like you're really flexible which is nice.

  • (chuckling)

  • - That's my girl.

  • - I gotta take a leak.

  • - Cool.

  • - What the hell was that about?

  • - What was what baby love?

  • - I'm flexible?

  • - Yeah.

  • Baby, I was talking about your work schedule and how

  • you were willing to break it up and manage it so you

  • can come here to Hawaii so we can celebrate our anniversary.

  • Love, what did you think I was talking about?

  • - Yo, waitress at 10:00 o'clock.

  • - Ooh, look at those cakes.

  • - Are you serious?

  • I spent $90 on this push up bra and the wire is stabbing me.

  • - Baby, there's a very intelligent woman over there and

  • she's literally serving cake.

  • You know today's my cheat day.

  • - Are you kidding me right now?

  • - Okay, baby, you look beautiful and I am honored

  • to spend time with you tonight and take you home.

  • - I forgot my phone.

  • - I'll put you between a rock and a hard place girl.

  • And respect you all night long.

  • - No, see, stop doing that.

  • You act completely different

  • when your weird friend is around.

  • - Listen sweetie, I'm so sorry, okay.

  • I would never want you to feel unvalued and I apologize

  • if you felt disrespected in any way.

  • - Yo, this woman's blowing up my phone.

  • - She wants the D.

  • Dedication.

  • - Look at this.

  • Hot emojis.

  • Kiss emojis.

  • She just misses me.

  • - Dude, you gotta shut that down ASAP.

  • Don't let her baby you like that.

  • - Oh, here's a crazy idea.

  • Why don't you just respond?

  • (both laughing)

  • - No, seriously dude, she's right.

  • She's got a great point.

  • You need to send her a really short text

  • because women respect that.

  • - I'm gonna hit her with a "hey."

  • - Perfect.

  • Show your grandma who's boss.

  • - [Waiter] Cosmo for you Sir.

  • - Oh no dude, I didn't order a cosmo.

  • I ordered tequila on the rocks.

  • - You know, I'll take both.

  • - Yo, I dare you take a spoonful of hot sauce and eat it.

  • - Why, why would he do that?

  • - You gotta dip it in salt too.

  • - That's disgusting.

  • Don't.

  • - You're sick bro.

  • - God, you're so gross.

  • - Ah, I'm the king.

  • - This man is insane.

  • - He's the sexiest man alive.

  • He's the sexiest man alive.

  • Sexiest man alive.

  • - Beast, beast.

  • He's your guy.

  • - I'm your guy.

  • - Lucky me.

  • - Yo, I gotta go.

  • I'm training for a marathon.

  • I gotta play some video games after that I think.

  • - Cool. - See you later.

  • - Alright dude.

  • - Bye.

  • Unbelievable.

  • - I know right?

  • He's unbelievable.

  • - Hey, Grandma, I'm so sorry my phone died.

  • I'll be home any minute with a face mask

  • and a Ryan Gosling movie.

  • Your baby boy misses you.

  • (sighs)

  • - Oh, uh.

  • (stomach rumbling)

  • That's not good.

  • - Thank you so much for watching this video with--

  • - Her number one.

  • - That's right my number one.

  • Comment below and let us know what you thought.

  • Check out my last collaboration right over there.

  • My second vlog channel and watch Jumanji coming out--

  • - December 20th.

  • - Links are in the description.

  • Make sure you subscribe because I make

  • new videos every Monday and Thursday.

  • One love superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop.

  • - You smell good.

  • - Don't leave.

- I will take a cosmo, ooh, and a spicy tofu salad.

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當你的BF在他的朋友面前表現得與眾不同時(ft.The Rock)。 (When Your BF Acts Different Around His Friends (ft. The Rock))

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