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  • Wow, okay?

    好的,我們要看哪一部?

  • All right, which one of us see whatever is on

    隨便啦~

  • The man they call the bagger claims three more victims late last night

    一名稱為袋者的人, 在昨晚收集了三個戰利品(殺了三個人

  • His secret weapon a trash bag, if you recognize this man

    他的秘密武器是:一個垃圾袋

  • Please call the station or your local police department immediately the chief of police says that this triple homicide

    如果你認識這個人

  • Babe? yeah? That looks a lot like you

    請立即打給警局或找最近的派出所求救

  • That Guy Has a mustache

    親愛的 是?

  • The only thing left of the scene was the killer's fake mustache

    那個人看起來...很像你

  • I'm being told that you're now seeing an updated version of the sketch of the killer without his fake mustache

    啊~他有八字鬍

  • The man is six four in height

    唯一留在現場的,只有犯人的假八字鬍

  • Wait how tall are you? like 5'4

    我們請了專業人員,利用修圖軟體修改

  • I'm sorry

    ...所以正確版本的犯人應該是長這樣

  • apparently he's 5'4 for I said 6'4 because I didn't think men were 5'4

    犯人的身高為6.4呎。(約195公分)

  • We have security footage of the killer leaving the scene blasting this song

    你多高? 大概5.4呎(約165公分)

  • Oh My God, I hate that song even i know that that's all as well as everyone knows. I hate this song

    我很抱歉,更正,是5.4呎才對。

  • (Song Plays)

    講6.4是因為不小心看成旁邊其它稿

  • She put this as my ring you put this on you put this oh

    我們的監視系統捕捉到:犯人離開時所播的歌為 這一首

  • Yeah You did put it on my mom my mom put it on I'm being told the coroner has

    DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AFTER-

  • Officially confirmed that the time of death is 6PM Yesterday evening

    我的天啊,我恨那首歌

  • Yesterday yesterday, where were we yesterday all [day]. [oh] yeah?

    就連我也不喜歡

  • We're at Disneyland, Disneyland

    大家都知道 我恨那首歌

  • all day, yeah

    是她設定這首歌的 是妳用的 就是妳 女友:搖頭

  • this happened yesterday in the parking lot of Disneyland. It wasn't a happiest place on Earth for these three victims

    誰? "她"是誰

  • Hear me out no no no listen to me wait wait guys guys

    "她"指的是我媽,我媽用的鈴聲 朋友:喔是喔

  • We're friends, right?

    剛有人告訴我:法醫已經得知 死者死亡時間是昨天晚上六點

  • Okay Just, hear me out

    昨天,昨天!我們昨天一整天都在哪裡?

  • Listen there are seven billion people on this earth right? this can be anyone. It's just a coincidence

    喔...對,我們昨天在迪士尼樂園

  • Witnesses said his last words were there are [seven] billion people on Earth right this could be anyone

    迪士尼樂園!整天

  • It's just a coincidence, [okay], okay?

    這發生在昨天:迪士尼的停車場裡

  • Wait, wait wait hear me out, but

    這對於那三個戰利品而言,不是一個快樂的地方

  • Nope, that's all the information we have

    聽我說,不不不不,聽著

  • Guys guys guys look look it wasn't me

    這有點可怕 等等 等等 各位?各位!

  • it's cool i didn't hear nothing i didn't see nothing are we good? I swear it wasn't me trying to show me

    我們是朋友?對吧?

  • If you have any information about who this man is you will be awarded three million dollars

    好 聽我說!

  • Three Million?

    聽著:世界上有七十億多的人

  • Your'e not gonna get nothing because it's not me

    對吧?

  • [That's a lot of money]

    這很可能是別人啊!

  • Wrong guy, you guys want three million?

    只是個巧合罷了!

  • Go look for him. Have taken a little bit of a turn

    證人說 他最後留下的話是:

  • Why are you walking like that?

    世界上有七十億多的人啊,對吧? 這很可能是別人啊!

  • IT WASN'T ME THO

    只是個巧合罷了!

  • GET THE #&#@ BACK NOW

    好啦 好啦 好啦!

  • I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T ME

    等等 等等!聽我說,但是呢-

  • Okay, okay, okay? Okay? I look nothing like that picture

    ...就這樣,這是我們目前有的資訊

  • Listen? i'm listening This is what were gonna do, were gonna watch a movie like real friends, ok?

    寶貝 寶貝! 各位! 嘿 等等!聽著

  • babe put on a movie. I mean not my babe not my babe that's your babe not my babe

    不是我!

  • Sit down

    好 我們什麼都沒聽到,什麼都沒看到。

  • it's all good. look it's me it's me .Yeah

    我們只是要走了

  • (Gets hit with a pan and passes out)

    我發誓那不是我

  • People you killed cops are on their way. We've got your gun now

    把你的身體轉過去,我們就當沒見過面

  • [Who's got the gun now]

    如果你有任何關於此人的訊息

  • Untie me right now!

    你將能夠獲得3百萬美元(約台幣9000萬)

  • Huh I wish I could babe

    3百萬...

  • I've got the gun now I've got the gun , babe. You're a killer i can't be with a killer what will my dad think?

    你們...你們不會得到任何錢,因為那不是我

  • Brilliant a lot of money. I mean I did. breaking news the killer has been captured

    找錯人了,你們如果想要那3百萬,就出去找他

  • He was arrested and is currently in custody your families are now safe

    你沒有想要回饋一下我們嗎?

  • I'm being told the suspect is cooperating with the police and answering all of their questions. April Fool

    你為什麼那樣走路?

  • Guys Can You Help Me.

    回饋我們嘛!好吧老兄 拿啤酒-

  • give him this guy's good. Oh

    真的不是我!給我他X的滾遠一點!

  • Okay, look at that. Oh, you're gonna listen [wow]

    我對天發誓那不是我!

  • You're sharing your night. Yeah, yeah

    好的 好的 好...

  • You know what I'm a real friend

    我跟那張照片中的人完全不像

  • I'm gonna show you guys what real friends all about. no amount of money will change the way I feel about you guys

    (露出跟照片一樣的表情)

  • Okay, I'm gonna forgive you guys

    ANWAR:聽著! 朋友:我正在聽!

  • Bring it bring it in

    猜我們要做什麼?

  • There is another update they caught the wrong man. The killer is still on the loose

    我們要像真朋友一樣看電影,好嗎?

  • (Screams)

    寶貝,去放電影。

  • GUYS COME BACK

    寶貝,去放電影

  • Our hearts go out the families of these victims who were taken too soon and before their time it is [fairly]

    我是說 不是我的寶貝,是你的 你的寶貝

  • Uncurly he is currently committing another murder

    嗯 很好...坐下!

  • IT WASN'T ME

    坐啊!各位!

  • (Ending Music)

    好好好一切都很好,看著我

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好的,我們要看哪一部?

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