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  • Last year, I got a chance to watch the new "Star Wars" movie,

    譯者: 家明 陳 審譯者: Yanyan Hong

  • which was fantastic,

    去年我有幸去看了《星際大戰》,

  • but one thing kept bugging me.

    這部電影真是太棒。

  • I don't know if you noticed this or not.

    不過有件事一直困擾我,

  • In this entirely technically advanced world,

    我不知道你是否注意到:

  • I did not see a single AED anywhere,

    整部電影裡科技這麼發達,

  • which was totally shocking --

    我竟然找不到一臺去顫器 AED,

  • almost as shocking as not knowing what an AED is,

    這讓我非常震驚──

  • which you guys do know.

    幾乎就像有人居然不知道 AED 是甚麼一樣震驚。

  • But for those at home,

    我希望你們應該都知道的吧,

  • an AED is an automated external defibrillator.

    不過還是要告訴在家觀看的人,

  • It's the device you use when your heart goes into cardiac arrest

    AED 就是自動體外心臟去顫器,

  • to shock it back into a normal rhythm,

    就是你心臟停止跳動時 要使用的儀器,

  • or, as one of the guys I was teaching a class to referred to it as:

    用來讓心臟恢復正常節律,

  • "The shocky-hearty-box thing."

    就像我的一位學生所說的:

  • (Laughter)

    「那個能電心臟的東西。」

  • But I really can't blame the Empire,

    (笑聲)

  • since health and safety regulations

    但是我真不能怪罪銀河帝國,

  • aren't really their first order of business.

    因為健康與和安全的規定

  • Though, even if we --

    真的不是他們的重點。

  • I think worse than not having an AED would be if there was one there,

    雖然, 即使我們──

  • but just, no one knew where to find it.

    我覺得比沒有 AED 更糟糕的是,

  • These devices can drastically increase your chance of survival --

    有一臺 AED, 卻沒人知道它在哪裡。

  • almost like a tauntaun on Hoth.

    這些裝置可以大大提昇 人們存活的機率,

  • (Laughter)

    就像在《星際大戰》裡 咚咚獸對霍斯星人一樣。

  • But I'm pretty sure that stormtrooper is going to be toast,

    (笑聲)

  • regardless if we have an AED or not,

    但是我相當確定, 不論我們是否擁有 AED,

  • since what happens is the chest plate is going to be quite hard to get off,

    帝國風暴兵都會死得很慘,

  • and like that tauntaun,

    因爲他們的胸甲太難取下來了。

  • the AED has a very short window of time at which it's highly effective.

    就像咚咚獸一樣,

  • In this case -- basically, we've got to use it within the first 10 minutes.

    AED 能起作用的時間非常短,

  • The Jedi, on the other hand, have no problems with their outfits.

    在這種情形下──基本上 我們要在十分鐘內搞定它。

  • Those robes open straight up,

    絕地武士則與之相反, 著裝完全不會有這種問題。

  • you can place the pads right onto the chest --

    他們長袍直接敞開著,

  • so upper-right-hand side of the chest,

    你就可以把電極貼片 直接按到他胸上──

  • lower left,

    就是在胸部的右上

  • wait for the unit to determine if it's a shockable rhythm

    及左下,

  • and get ready to shock.

    先等待這裝置自動判讀心電圖,

  • But, the Jedi do have a problem.

    並準備就緒進行電擊。

  • They have a head appendage issue.

    但是絕地武士身上 存在另一個問題:

  • And so I can be totally clear, thinking I'm ready to go,

    就是他們頭部的觸角,

  • but I'm accidentally touching a tentacle

    所以我已經準備好要去給他電擊了,

  • and inadvertently shocking myself.

    卻不小心自己觸碰到他頭上的觸角,

  • (Laughter)

    結果自己被電死了。

  • So before you hit that button, make sure you are clear

    (笑聲)

  • and everyone else is clear.

    所以在你按下電擊開關時, 務必保證你沒有碰到他,

  • Going back to that stormtrooper:

    別人也沒有碰到他。

  • If I did get that chest plate off in time,

    回到那帝國風暴兵的話題,

  • what would you do if you suddenly found there was a Wookiee under there,

    如果我能及時將他們的胸甲取下,

  • or possibly two Ewoks?

    但你發現他是個烏奇人,怎麽辦呢?

  • (Laughter)

    或是兩個依娃人呢?

  • Well, lucky for us,

    (笑聲)

  • in the kit there's actually a razor,

    那很幸運地是,

  • and we can use that to shave the chest on the upper right-hand side

    AED 套件裡確實有刮鬍刀,

  • and the lower left.

    我們可以用刮鬍刀 刮除胸口右上方的胸毛,

  • Wookiees also have another problem.

    以及左下部位,

  • They have an accessory issue.

    烏奇人還有另一個問題,

  • What we want to do is remove these --

    它們身上會佩戴其他東西,

  • anything between the two pads we want to remove,

    我們應該將這些都摘掉,

  • since it can cause something called "arcing."

    任何擋在兩個電極貼片 中間的東西都要摘除,

  • For those who don't know what arcing is,

    因為這會引起所謂的「電弧」。

  • do you remember the Emperor,

    如果你不知道電弧是什麼,

  • when he shoots electricity out the ends of his fingers --

    你記得帝國皇帝?

  • (Laughter)

    他由指尖射出電時──

  • that would be kind of like arcing.

    (笑聲)

  • Another thing that --

    那情形就有點像是電弧。

  • Oh! By the way, he creates that by wearing wool socks under his robes.

    另一件事是,

  • (Laughter)

    喔!順道一提,他能這麽做 是因爲穿了羊毛襪子。

  • We can also get arcing if we have an extremely wet chest.

    (笑聲)

  • The electricity travels across the surface instead of through the heart.

    如果我們胸部很潮濕的話 也會有電弧放電。

  • We can correct this with the immortal words of Douglas Adams:

    電會通過皮膚傳導, 而不是通過心臟。

  • "Don't panic," which most of us have done today --

    我們可以用道格拉斯亞當斯的 名言解決這個問題:

  • and also always having a towel.

    「不要恐慌」,今天我們都照做了,

  • So, good words to go by.

    還要記得準備一條毛巾。

  • The metal bikini -- unfortunately, this is where panic sets in --

    所以你最好記得這些名言。

  • like the modern bra,

    莉亞公主的金屬比基尼── 很不幸就是恐慌出現的地方──

  • we have to make sure we remove,

    就像現在的胸罩一樣,

  • because this can cause severe arcing along with burns.

    我們必須確定已經將它解下,

  • But unfortunately this opens up an issue

    因為這胸罩會 引起嚴重的電弧與燒傷。

  • that's almost as controversial as talking about the prequels.

    但是不幸地是, 這卻造成了另一個問題。

  • (Laughter)

    這幾乎與前傳一樣地備受爭議。

  • The mere mention of the word "nipples,"

    (笑聲)

  • and people get into a little bit of a tizzy.

    一提到「奶頭」,

  • By the way, that is not a nipple, that's a cupcake.

    大家就一陣騷動。

  • (Laughter)

    順便一提,這不是奶頭, 那是紙杯蛋糕。

  • Chances are, if you do have to use this,

    (笑聲)

  • this is going to be on someone you know.

    要是你真有機會要用到這裝置的話,

  • And remember, everyone has nipples,

    你最好用在你認識的人身上。

  • except for Jabba.

    記住,每個人都有奶頭,

  • (Laughter)

    除了賈巴獸沒有之外。

  • But he does love cupcakes.

    (笑聲)

  • Speaking about Jabba,

    不過它確實喜愛紙杯蛋糕。

  • if we do have to use an AED on him,

    說到賈巴獸,

  • remember pad placement is the same,

    要是我們必須在他身上 用到 AED 的話,

  • even though he doesn't have nipples.

    記住電極貼片貼在一樣的地方,

  • So it's going to be upper right-hand side, lower left.

    即便他沒有奶頭。

  • If we were going through, we're shocking, getting ready to go --

    所以,就是右上方, 及左邊低一些的位置處。

  • after we've done the shock,

    如果一切都準備好, 我們要電擊了,準備進行動作──

  • one of the things we need to do is remember to do compression.

    在我們做完電擊後,

  • The preferred method is 30 compressions and two breaths

    我們必須做的一件事情就是 記住要做心臟按摩,

  • in the center of the chest, between the nipples,

    最好的方式就是按摩 30 次 人工呼吸兩次,

  • pressing down at least two inches,

    位置是在胸腔的正中央, 兩個乳頭之間。

  • no more than two and a half,

    至少壓下兩吋深,

  • at a rate of at least 100 beats a minute,

    不可以多於 2.5 吋,

  • no more than 120.

    速率為一分鐘壓 100 次,

  • Unfortunately, due to the size of Jabba's mouth

    不超過 120 次。

  • and also what he puts in said mouth,

    不幸地是,由於賈巴獸 無比巨大的嘴巴,

  • we may not want to actually do the mouth-to-mouth part.

    而且不曉得吃了什麽東西,

  • So instead, we can do compression-only CPR.

    我們或許不會實際地 進行口對口的動作,

  • The way of remembering the compression-only part

    所以我們可以只做心臟按摩。

  • is we can actually use the Imperial March.

    要記住只做壓胸部分的方法,

  • I would sing it for you --

    就是用帝國進行曲配樂。

  • (Laughter)

    我可以唱給你們聽──

  • Unfortunately, that would be more something an interrogation droid would do.

    (笑聲)

  • Yoda.

    可惜的是,這種事 還是交給審訊機器人吧。

  • Small little guy, like a baby.

    再聊聊「優達大師」,

  • What we do is basically treat him like a baby,

    這個小東西,像個小孩子一樣,

  • in the sense that we're going to place one pad in the center of the chest

    基本上就把他當小男孩來看。

  • and one in the back.

    我們在他胸部中央放一個電極片,

  • If we place them both in the front,

    然後在他的背部放一片,

  • they can be too close and cause severe arcing,

    因爲如果兩片都放在前面的話,

  • so we want to avoid that.

    它們會因靠得太近導致嚴重的電弧,

  • Hopefully, this helped to clarify

    所以必須避免那慘狀發生。

  • and put some light on some of the darker issues

    希望我的講解

  • of using an AED in the Star Wars universe,

    能像光明啟示黑暗般, 幫助大家理解

  • or any universe in total.

    要怎麼在星際大戰中使用 AED,

  • I'll leave you with one point.

    在其他世界也同樣適用。

  • Remember, if you do find yourself dealing with a Wookiee,

    我最後要告訴大家一個忠告,

  • do not shave the entire Wookiee.

    記住,如果你真的要給 烏奇人做心肺復甦的話,

  • This takes way too much time,

    千萬別把烏奇人全身都給刮毛了。

  • and it only pisses them off.

    這太耗費時間了,

  • (Laughter)

    而且他們也不爽。

  • Thank you very much.

    (笑聲)

  • (Applause)

    非常感謝。

Last year, I got a chance to watch the new "Star Wars" movie,

譯者: 家明 陳 審譯者: Yanyan Hong

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