Aw man, I love it so much, waft it over here.

我超愛的，讓味道飄過來。

(People guess the bread of dogs by petting them)

(用觸摸的猜狗的品種)

Today we're going to be guessing dog breeds.

今天我們要來猜狗的品種。

- No! - No!

- 不會吧！- 不會吧！

Like we don't get to see the dog?

我們不能看到狗嗎？

Oh, that's so much harder.

這也太難了吧。

- Blindfolded. - Like hey man, what're you tossing at me, is this a dog or something?

- 是眼罩。- 嘿！我以為你朝我丟什麼，是狗還是什麼？

(Breed: Dachshund, Name: Olivia, Size: Small, Hobbies: Woofing)

(品種：臘腸狗、名字：Olivia、尺寸：小、興趣：汪汪叫)

Oh my gosh!

天啊！

It's naked.

牠沒穿衣服。

It's soft!

牠好柔軟！

A very long snout.

臉很長。

Oh, it's furry!

哦，還毛茸茸！

Is that a cat or like a rat or something?

是貓、老鼠還是什麼？

Is this a joke?

是在整人嗎？

Is that a giant rat?

是不是大型老鼠？

Is it a Dachshund?

是不是臘腸狗？

I think she's a wiener doggy.

我猜牠是臘腸狗。

Oh, totally.

哦，對耶！

It is a Dachshund.

是臘腸狗。

Yes!

太好了！

Nice!

猜得好！

She loves you.

牠喜歡你。

Here, can you do it?

來，你吃得到嗎？

Aw, Olivia you're awesome.

哇，Olivia 妳好棒。

Like I think the features of that dog were pretty easy to guess.

剛剛那隻狗的特徵滿容易猜到的。

The long body, the short hair.

身體長，短毛。

I'm actually feeling better about this now.

我感覺我這次比較行了。

(Breed: Shiba Inu, Name: Ivy, Size: Medium, Hobbies: Cuddling)

(品種：柴犬、名字：Ivy、尺寸：中、興趣：抱抱)

Hi!

嗨！

You got a dog?

你摸到了嗎？

Yeah, oh so soft.

有，好軟喔！

Oh you're a big guy, you're like a really big guy.

你好大隻喔，你好像真的很大隻。

Yeah, you're a big old buckaroo there.

是阿，你就像一個小牛仔一樣大。

He's got tiny little ears.

他的耳朵好小。

Tiny little ears, what the hell is going on with this dog?

小耳朵，到底這是什麼狗？

Little bit courser fur.

摸起來像是粗毛。

Good little belly, good tush.

肚子摸起來很舒服，屁股也是。

- Yeah, it's a corgi. - You're so good.

- 對，是柯基。- 你好棒。

I would know a corgi, it's not a corgi, it has short little ears.

如果是柯基的話我會知道，但牠不是科基，牠耳朵比較小。

I swear to god if it's a fox or something like that, 'cause that would be really cool.

我發誓如果是狐狸或那類的動物，一定會很酷。

Is it a fox?

這是狐狸嗎？

Oh my god.

天啊。

It's a Shiba.

是柴犬。

I'm gonna pull it off, I'm confident.

我要拿下眼罩了，我有自信猜對。

Oh nah! Oh, you're such a fat Shiba.

可惡，你是隻胖柴犬。

Oh, it's a Chiquita or a shinaba, Shiba.

是拆犬或猜犬，柴犬？

Yeah the short little snout, short little ears, no tail.

臉比較短、小耳朵、沒有尾巴。

She's a beauty.

她真漂亮。

You're literally the doge.

你真的就像「神煩狗」一樣。

We got two for two, we are dog breed masters.

兩個都猜對了，我們真是猜狗大師。

Let's guess more fur babies.

準備猜看看更多毛小孩。

(Breed: Australian Shepherd/ Black Lab Mix, Name: Bandito, Size: Large, Hobbies: Digging)

(品種：澳洲牧羊犬/黑拉布拉多混種、名字：Bandito、尺寸：大、興趣：挖)

Alright, alright, we're dealing with a lot of fur, this is a golden retriever.

好，牠的毛很多，這是黃金獵犬。

Oh, it's big, it's a big one!

哇，超大，超大隻的！

Is this a golden retriever?

黃金獵犬嗎？

What if it's a golden retriever.

是不是黃金獵犬。

Yeah, I'm gonna go with a retriever.

好，我猜是黃金獵犬。

I don't know, this is like a bear.

不知道，這像一隻熊。

Is it a husky?

牠是哈士奇嗎？

Ooh stylish, I feel a bandana.

很時髦喔！我摸到領巾。

I feel like we have a similar style.

感覺我們的造型差不多。

He smells pretty good for a dog.

以一隻狗來說他聞起來蠻香的。

I think I'm wrong, I think this might be some kind of a wolf.

我覺得錯了，我猜這應該是狼之類的動物。

Maybe it's a wolf dog from Game of Thrones.

這大概是冰與火之歌裡頭的狼犬。

It's practically a wolf dog.

他根本就是狼犬。

He's like the dire wolf that you get in Game of Thrones.

牠很像冰與火之歌的冰原狼。

Like Ghost?

你說狼靈嗎？

Yeah.

對。

Whoa, it's black!

哇！牠是黑色的！

Aw man, I think I got it.

天啊，我以為猜對了。

I thought it was tan.

我以為牠是黃褐色的。

Can I get a kiss?

可以親我嗎？

Oh, kisses!

喔，親了！

That was quite the experience.

這是個愉快的經驗。

A day that starts with doggies is a day that's okay with me.

一天始於狗，對我來說是最棒的一天。

I think when you're put to the test, your dog breed knowledge will surprise you.

假設把這個當成考試，你對於狗品種的學問會讓你大吃一驚。

I don't mind dog breath.

我不介意狗嘴巴的味道。

- Dog breath is good. - What?

- 很好聞。- 什麼？

What?

- 什麼？

Yeah, it's good.

真的，很好聞。

Just one man's opinion.

這只是自我感覺。

Dog breath is good.

狗嘴巴的氣味很好聞。