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  • -Welcome friends. -All right, here we go.

    -歡迎各位 -好的,讓我們開始吧

  • Okay, so, audience is here to see a play called "Arabian Nights."

    好的,所以觀眾來到這邊欣賞「一千零一夜」的舞台劇

  • It's our show.

    這是我們的表演

  • Joe is our genie, and we literally control his movements.

    Joe 是精靈,而我們可以控制他的一舉一動

  • Show time.

    好戲上場

  • So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.

    他是我們的朋友 Chris O'Neil

  • He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."

    他是百老匯音樂劇「摩門之書」的明星

  • ♪♪

    (音樂)

  • [Sighs] Life is tough.

    (嘆氣) 生活真不容易

  • If only I were a prince.

    如果我是王子就好了

  • What's this junk?

    這個垃圾是什麼 ?

  • [Hisses]

    (嘶嘶聲)

  • ♪♪

    (音樂)

  • Q: Oh, here comes Joe.

    Q :Joe 上場了

  • [ Laughter ]

    (笑聲)

  • Are you a genie?

    你是精靈嗎?

  • Yes.

    是的

  • [ Laughter ]

    (笑聲)

  • Can I wish for anything I want?

    我可以許任何願望嗎?

  • "Genie does as you wish."

    「精靈永遠實現你的願望」

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • Can you fly?

    你會飛嗎?

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • ♪♪

    (音樂)

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • Turkey jerky.

    活像個火雞肉乾

  • Can I wish to marry the princess?

    我可以娶公主嗎?

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • [Crash]

    (碰撞聲)

  • [Audience "ohhs“]

    (觀眾驚呼)

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • Can I wish for unmeasurable power?

    我可以擁有無窮的力量嗎?

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • [Crash]

    (撞擊聲)

  • [Audience gasps]

    (觀眾尖叫)

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • Genie, I wish for a palace.

    精靈,我想要擁有一間皇宮

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • ♪♪

    (音樂)

  • [Crash]

    (碰撞)

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • -Look at the audience. -He has destroyed the whole set.

    -看看觀眾的表情 -他把整個場景都毀了

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • I got caught right in the throat with the fucking rug.

    我的喉嚨卡了一根他 X 的假髮

  • You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.

    還早得很呢,那只是第一幕

  • This is the finest palace I've ever seen.

    這是我見過最華麗的皇宮

  • Genie, I wish for the princess to be here by my side right now.

    精靈,我希望公主立刻出現在我身邊

  • Genie does as you wish.

    精靈永遠實現你的願望

  • ♪♪

    (音樂)

  • It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!

    這是我見過最雄偉的宮殿 !

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • Please, I can't wait any longer.

    拜託,我不能再等了

  • [ Laughter ]

    (笑聲)

  • Genie, I wish to be married in this palace once and for all!

    精靈,我想在這皇宮裡結婚 !

  • Genie does as you wi--

    精靈永遠實現...

  • [Audience gasps]

    (觀眾驚呼)

  • Woman: Oh! Oh, my God.

    女觀眾:喔!天啊!

  • He's holding his pants up.

    他用手抓著褲子

  • -The string popped off that was holding it. -We almost lost Joe.

    -支撐他的鋼索都掉了 -我們差點失去Joe

  • So down to this Act 3, the big conclusion.

    接下來是第三部分,精彩大結局

  • Genie, thank you so much for making all my dreams come true.

    精靈,謝謝你實現我所有的願望

  • My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.

    我的榮幸,恭喜你

  • That's not your line.

    那不是你的台詞

  • Everybody is gathered.

    既然大家都到了

  • Let the ceremony begin.

    儀式可以開始了

  • [Crash]

    (撞擊聲)

  • [Audience gasps]

    (觀眾驚呼)

  • [Laughter]

    (笑聲)

  • When I was a young boy,

    在我還是個小男孩的時候,

  • I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.

    我從沒想過會遇到像你一樣如此美麗的女孩

  • [Laughter]

    (大笑)

  • Now all these years later, here I am, exchanging vows.... [ Crash! ]

    經過這麼多年後,我們終於遇見了,交換著彼此的誓言... (撞擊聲)

  • Joe: All right.

    Joe:我沒事

  • I never thought I could fall in love... [ Laughter ]

    我從沒想過我會墜入愛河... (笑聲)

  • Sorry, sorry about that.

    抱歉,我不是故意的

  • Joe, just punch the wall.

    Joe ,在牆上尻一拳

  • ...that led me to you... [Audience gasps]

    讓我找到了你... (觀眾驚呼)

  • [Laughter]

    (大笑)

  • I think we're gonna have a very nice, beautiful, amazing life together.

    我們會有一個美好的、美麗的、完美的人生

  • -Congratulations -[Laughter]

    -恭喜你們 -(大笑)

  • [Bleep]

    (嗶)

  • [Glass shatters]

    (玻璃破碎聲)

  • [Audience gasps, laughter]

    (觀眾驚呼大笑)

  • [Laughter]

    (大笑)

  • Man: Huzzah! They are married!

    主婚人:你們正式成為夫妻!

  • [Applause]

    (鼓掌)

-Welcome friends. -All right, here we go.

-歡迎各位 -好的,讓我們開始吧

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