Time to remind everyone your parents are dead.

是時候提醒大家你的雙親已經死了

Wait! Where are you going?

等等，你要去哪裡?

I’M SAD!

窩難過

WAAAHHHH!

哇~~~~~~~~~~

DREAM SEQUENCE!

夢境序列

Don’t forget my name is Martha.

別忘了我的名字是瑪莎

Good thing I landed on all this rock.

好險我掉在這些石頭上

WEEEEE!!

WEEEEE!!

I’m old now!

我長大了!

Holy crap, all the buildings!

老天鵝，大樓掰

Hey small girl.

嗨，小妹妹

Who did all of this?

這是誰做的

Now we got Bat Blood…

現在我有點不爽了

You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane.

你不應該來這裡的，路易斯蓮恩

My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you.

我男朋友會超不爽你

Hey I’m her boyfriend.

嘿，我是她男友!

I told you...

我說了咩!

Superman killed everybody in the village

超人殺了村子裡的每一個人

And you’re telling the truth.

你說的是事實嗎?

Yep.

嘿啊!

No lies here.

沒說謊的啦!

Well in that case the U.S.

既然這樣，美國政府

Government thinks Superman is bad!

認為超人壞壞

Batman branded me.

我被蝙蝠俠烙印了

And he’s right there in the corner.

而且他在那邊角落

What up?

吼!

WAHHHH

挖啊!

OH CRAP HE HATES BRANDING!

糟糕!他不喜歡烙印

Honey I’m home!

甜心，我回來了

I’m taking a bath!

我在洗澡

And I’m joining you to show people we’re in love!

那我也加入你讓大家知道我們超恩愛

And for product placement!

順便加入一些置入性行銷

Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

嗨!我是雷克斯路瑟，我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

讓我用氪星石製作武器

No.

不要

Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

嗨!我是雷克斯路瑟，我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

讓我用氪星石製作武器

Okay.

好啊

Hey mom and dad I brought flowers.

嗨!爸媽，我帶了一點花來

EEEEEWWWWWWW.

埃油~~~~~~

AAAAGH!

哇啊啊!

BAT MONSTER!

蝙蝠怪物!

AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s name is Martha!

哇!又一場惡夢提醒我媽的命字是瑪莎

Good morning Master Wayne.

早安!偉恩少爺

You’re invited to a party!

有聚會邀請你

Sweet!

讚啦!

Hello Mr. Wayne.

哈囉!偉恩先生

I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad.

我是個記者，我覺得蝙蝠俠壞壞

Well I think Superman is bad.

我覺得超人才壞壞

Hrrmmmm….

恩......

Grrrrrr….

吼......

And I’m craaazzzzy!!!

而我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

I gotta go finish spying on you.

我要完成對你的監視了

She stole my SPY GADGET!

她偷了我的監視道具

That’s right I did, Sucka!

就是老娘做的，遜咖

Don’t worry everyone! I saved her.

各位別擔心，我拯救了她

Saved the Day!

拯救了世界

Saved the Day again!

又拯救了世界

Any time now…

隨時喔...

I’m saving the day!!

我正在拯救世界!

Superman is clearly dangerous.

超人明顯很危險

I’m angry at Superman!

00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:16,160 我不爽超人

Who are you?

你誰啊?

Professor X?

X教授?

I’m Lex Luthor.

我是雷克斯路瑟

And I’m crrraaaazzzyyy.

而且我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

Wanna help me blow up Supeman?

想要幫我炸飛超人嗎?

What?!

三小?

I mean want this free motorized wheelchair…

我是說想要這個免費的電動輪椅嗎?

Okay…

好啊

You really shouldn't grab women like that.

你真的不應該這樣抓女人

Do you have my spy gadget?

你拿了我的監視道具

I already gave it back

我已經還回去了

Oh Thanks!

喔...多謝

File decryption will be complete in 10 minutes

檔案將在十分鐘後解密完畢

Well time to take a nap!

那來小睡一下好了

Hey I’m in your dreams right now.

嗨!我現在在你夢裡

Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get lost?

我不喜歡這樣，你怎麼不快滾

Nah I don’t think I will.

我才不要咧

got your mask!

拿到你的面具了

OH my mask!

喔!我的面具

I hate you so much!

我超討厭你

AAAgh!

嗚哇

AAAAGH!

啊啊啊

Hello.

哈囉

Holy crap!

三小!

Hey I could like totally tell you specific details about the future but instead I’m

我可以超詳細的告訴你未來的細節不過

just gonna be Vague and cryptic. Okay?

我還是模糊一點，神秘兮兮的好了

WHAT?

什麼

VAGUE AND CRYPTIC!

模糊又神秘!

Alfred!

阿福

We gotta kill Superman!

我們必須除掉超人

That’s dumb.

那蠢斃了...

You’re dumb.

你蠢斃了...

If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad, we gotta take it as an absolute certainty.

就算只有一趴的機率超人是壞的，我們也要當他一定發生

That's... not how math works.

呃...你的數學老師咧?

Hurry up.

快點

We gotta get his kryptonite to Lex!

我們要把雷克斯的氪星石給他

Not if I have anything to say about it!

我可不會讓這事情發生

Time to GO!

是時候了

More like time to kill bad guys!

我看是時候殺些壞傢伙了

I don’t like cars!

我討厭車子

I also don’t like buildings!

我還討厭房子

I don’t like boats either!

船我也不喜歡

Hey Batman!

嗨!蝙蝠俠

Oh crap!

喔!慘了

Hey Batman!

欸!蝙蝠俠

You want a convertible?

你想要敞篷車嗎?

No!

不要

Too late…

太遲了

You just wrecked my sweet car

你拆了我的愛車

You like wrecked a whole block just now.

你拆了好幾條街道

Do you bleed!?

你會流血嗎?

Ugh!

蛤?

What is wrong with you?

你是有什麼毛病?

What?

怎麼?

Why is that weird?

這樣會很奇怪嗎?

I need some advice Mom.

媽媽，我需要一些建議

I don’t know what to do.

我不知道該怎麼做

Be a good guy.

當個好人

Don’t be a good guy.

不要當個好人

I don’t care.

干我屁事

Worst advice ever..

...超爛的建議

Does it smell like pee in here to anyone else?

還有誰也聞到尿味的?

Oh it’s my drink.

喔!是我的飲料

Who put pee in my...

誰把尿放在我的...

Oh so I guess this means the meeting is over?

喔，所以會議結束了對吧?

Superman is gonna pay!

超人將會付出代價

But first I gotta get swole!

但我要先塑身一下

And then I gotta science!

然後弄點科學

Wow that’s really tiring.

哇，真的累翻了

Why don’t I check these files that I’ve never bothered looking at before.

還是先看一下這些之前被我遺忘的檔案

Hey! it’s Thief lady?!

嘿!是那個道具小偷

Wow! She must have like amazing anti-aging cream.

他的抗老化霜也太神了吧

Hey computer Let’s make a zod monster now!

嗨電腦，讓我們製造一個薩德怪物吧

Are you sure this plot isn’t getting too ridiculous?

你不覺得這招很可笑嗎

I think you mean craaaaazy!

你是說很ㄎㄧㄤ嗎?

I’m sorry I asked.

我真是白問了

Here Supey Supey Supey.

超人來喔來喔來喔

AAAAAAGH!

啊~~~~~~~~~

Hey stop throwing my girlfriend off buildings!

嘿!不要再把我女友從大樓往下丟了

I was making a monster earlier but now I want you to fight Batman!

我剛才在製作怪物，不過我要你現在去和蝙蝠俠幹架

What?!

什麼?

Why?

為何?

Because I got yo momma!

因為我抓了你老母

NOOOOOOOO!

不~~~~~~~~

Make it rain.

吃我的照片啦

Make it rain.

吃我的照片啦

Make it rain.

吃我的照片啦

Here Supey Supey Sup OH!

超人來喔來喔來喔

There you are!

喔，你來啦

Time to fight!

來幹架吧

Dude Lex luthor just kidnapped my...

老兄，雷克斯綁架了我媽...

Sound guns!

聲波槍!

Dude I’m trying to talk to you!

老兄!我試著溝通欸

Actual guns?

真正的槍?

I’m bullet proof you idiot!

我是防彈的，智障嗎?

How about kryptonite!?

那來點氪星石如何?

How about NO!

可以不要嗎

Now it’s fair!!

這樣才公平嘛

Wow!

哇

I’m surprised.

我真驚訝

This is actually pretty easy!

這其實挺簡單的

Say what now?

你說啥?

OH CRAP!

喔!慘了!

Kryptonite gun GO

氪星石再來一發

Why didn’t i learn from my mistakes!!?

我怎麼一直中同一招啊?

Wow.

哇

This battle is so epic.

這場戰鬥超經典的啦

It's really not though!

並沒有好嗎

It’s got everything!

真是用盡一切

Even the kitchen sink!

甚至還有廚房洗手檯咧

HA!

哈哈

Get it?!

瞭嗎

Time for wrestling moves!

該來點摔角了

Off the top rope!

滾出場吧

Weeeeeeee!

Weeeeeeee!

Ow.

喔啊

Time to die!

終結時刻

Hey guess what.

嘿，猜怎麼著

What?

什麼?

Our moms have the same name.

我們媽媽有一樣的名字

WHaaaaT?????

真的假的~~~~

Well this must mean you’re good!

這一定代表你是好人

Thanks for telling me!

謝謝告訴我

Also my mom’s in trouble. Can you go like get her?

還有我媽遇到麻煩了，你能去幫她嗎?

Oh Can’t you just get her real quick.

痾，你自己去不是更快嗎?

I can have Alfred tell you where she is and you could save her in like 2 seconds…

我請阿福告訴你她在哪，你用兩秒拯救她

NO!

不要

I gotta go stop Lex Luthor.

我得去阻止雷克斯路瑟

Okay Fine…

好吧...

Where’s the Marha!?

瑪莎在哪裡?

Don’t worry Supermom.

超人媽別擔心

I’ll be right there!

我馬上就到了

Wall hacks!

穿牆囉

Hey dude.

嘿!老兄

Superman called, he wants his mullet back.

超人要拿回他的鯔形髮型

Haha! Roasted!

哈哈!燒毀!

You’re safe now Supermom.

你安全了，超媽

Okay.

好的

You've lost Lex!

雷克斯，你輸了

This movie should end here!

這電影該在這裡結束

Well it’s not gonna!

不，還沒有

Fight my monster baby!

和我的新生怪物打一場吧

Howdy y’all I’m Doomsday!

打ㄍㄟ厚，我是毀滅日

MONSTA PUNCH!

怪獸拳

Hey Stop that!

嘿，給我停下

To space with you!

帶你上太空

Oh no we're going to space!

喔不，我們要上太空囉

Oh crap they nuked us.

喔糟糕，他們要核平我們

I got spikes now!

唐松之舞來也

We gotta use that spear I made earlier!

我們需要那把氪星矛

Haha!

哈哈!

You wrecked my sweet plane!

你毀了我心愛的飛機

Here comes my cyclops beam!

獨眼龍雷射來也

Saved your life.

救你一命

Whaaaaaaa!

蝦毀~~~~~~

It’s a woman!

是個女人

I WONDER who she is!

我想神她是誰

Yes I wonder!

我也想神一下

Allright.

好了

It’s time to work together to beat the monster.

是時候合作打敗那怪物了

Let’s do what we do best.

讓我們盡全力上吧

WONDER JUMP!

神力跳

SWORD!

神力劍

SWORD!

神力劍

SHIELD!

神力盾

PUNCH!

吃我一拳

PUNCH!

吃我一拳

LASER EYES!

雷射眼

Grappling hook!

抓勾

Grappling hook!

抓勾

Smoke bomb!

煙霧彈

I found the spear that I threw in the water!

我找到被我丟進水裡的長矛囉

Ok Thanks.

好喔，謝啦

Gotta go die now.

要來去死了

What?

什麼?

Why??

為啥?

Tell the Truuuuuth!

述說真實吧!

I’m the worst part about this movie!

我是這部電影最爛的部分!

I helped!

我有幫上忙

I have the spear!

我有氪星矛

STAB!

刺!

OW!

唉呦!

HEY!

嘿~

Nice spear!

好讚的長矛

I got one on my arm too!

我手上也有一隻

STAB!

刺!

OW!

呃啊!

HEY!

嘿!

NO SURVIVORS!

一起上路!

Did he live?

他活下來了嗎?

Nope.

沒有喔

HEY LEX LUTHOR!

嘿!雷克斯路瑟

YOU’RE UNDER ARRE--- Eeeewwwww What are you sitting in?

你被捕...噁~~~~~你在什麼鬼東西裡面?

Well this is awkward…

這下尷尬了

Now I finally look like Lex Luthor!

我總算像是雷克斯路瑟了

I guess Superman is dead now and it's kind of my fault.

超人死了，而且是我的錯

Yeah

嗯啊

It’s time to unite the league.

是時候集結聯盟了