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  • C’mon Bruce.

    布魯斯

  • Time to remind everyone your parents are dead.

    是時候提醒大家你的雙親已經死了

  • Wait! Where are you going?

    等等,你要去哪裡?

  • I’M SAD!

    窩難過

  • WAAAHHHH!

    哇~~~~~~~~~~

  • DREAM SEQUENCE!

    夢境序列

  • Don’t forget my name is Martha.

    別忘了我的名字是瑪莎

  • Good thing I landed on all this rock.

    好險我掉在這些石頭上

  • WEEEEE!!

    WEEEEE!!

  • I’m old now!

    我長大了!

  • Holy crap, all the buildings!

    老天鵝,大樓掰

  • Hey small girl.

    嗨,小妹妹

  • Who did all of this?

    這是誰做的

  • Now we got Bat Blood

    現在我有點不爽了

  • You shouldn’t have come here Lois Lane.

    你不應該來這裡的,路易斯蓮恩

  • My boyfriend is going to be so pissed at you.

    我男朋友會超不爽你

  • Hey I’m her boyfriend.

    嘿,我是她男友!

  • I told you...

    我說了咩!

  • Superman killed everybody in the village

    超人殺了村子裡的每一個人

  • And youre telling the truth.

    你說的是事實嗎?

  • Yep.

    嘿啊!

  • No lies here.

    沒說謊的啦!

  • Well in that case the U.S.

    既然這樣,美國政府

  • Government thinks Superman is bad!

    認為超人壞壞

  • Batman branded me.

    我被蝙蝠俠烙印了

  • And he’s right there in the corner.

    而且他在那邊角落

  • What up?

    吼!

  • WAHHHH

    挖啊!

  • OH CRAP HE HATES BRANDING!

    糟糕!他不喜歡烙印

  • Honey I’m home!

    甜心,我回來了

  • I’m taking a bath!

    我在洗澡

  • And I’m joining you to show people were in love!

    那我也加入你讓大家知道我們超恩愛

  • And for product placement!

    順便加入一些置入性行銷

  • Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

    嗨!我是雷克斯路瑟,我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

  • Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

    讓我用氪星石製作武器

  • No.

    不要

  • Hi I’m Lex Luthor and I’m crraaazzyyy.

    嗨!我是雷克斯路瑟,我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

  • Let me weaponize this kryptonite I found.

    讓我用氪星石製作武器

  • Okay.

    好啊

  • Hey mom and dad I brought flowers.

    嗨!爸媽,我帶了一點花來

  • EEEEEWWWWWWW.

    埃油~~~~~~

  • AAAAGH!

    哇啊啊!

  • BAT MONSTER!

    蝙蝠怪物!

  • AAGHH another nightmare reminding me my mom’s name is Martha!

    哇!又一場惡夢提醒我媽的命字是瑪莎

  • Good morning Master Wayne.

    早安!偉恩少爺

  • Youre invited to a party!

    有聚會邀請你

  • Sweet!

    讚啦!

  • Hello Mr. Wayne.

    哈囉!偉恩先生

  • I’m a reporter and I think Batman is bad.

    我是個記者,我覺得蝙蝠俠壞壞

  • Well I think Superman is bad.

    我覺得超人才壞壞

  • Hrrmmmm….

    恩......

  • Grrrrrr….

    吼......

  • And I’m craaazzzzy!!!

    而我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

  • I gotta go finish spying on you.

    我要完成對你的監視了

  • She stole my SPY GADGET!

    她偷了我的監視道具

  • That’s right I did, Sucka!

    就是老娘做的,遜咖

  • Don’t worry everyone! I saved her.

    各位別擔心,我拯救了她

  • Saved the Day!

    拯救了世界

  • Saved the Day again!

    又拯救了世界

  • Any time now

    隨時喔...

  • I’m saving the day!!

    我正在拯救世界!

  • Superman is clearly dangerous.

    超人明顯很危險

  • I’m angry at Superman!

    00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:16,160 我不爽超人

  • Who are you?

    你誰啊?

  • Professor X?

    X教授?

  • I’m Lex Luthor.

    我是雷克斯路瑟

  • And I’m crrraaaazzzyyy.

    而且我超ㄎㄧㄤ!

  • Wanna help me blow up Supeman?

    想要幫我炸飛超人嗎?

  • What?!

    三小?

  • I mean want this free motorized wheelchair

    我是說想要這個免費的電動輪椅嗎?

  • Okay

    好啊

  • You really shouldn't grab women like that.

    你真的不應該這樣抓女人

  • Do you have my spy gadget?

    你拿了我的監視道具

  • I already gave it back

    我已經還回去了

  • Oh Thanks!

    喔...多謝

  • File decryption will be complete in 10 minutes

    檔案將在十分鐘後解密完畢

  • Well time to take a nap!

    那來小睡一下好了

  • Hey I’m in your dreams right now.

    嗨!我現在在你夢裡

  • Yeah I don’t like it. Why don’t you get lost?

    我不喜歡這樣,你怎麼不快滾

  • Nah I don’t think I will.

    我才不要咧

  • got your mask!

    拿到你的面具了

  • OH my mask!

    喔!我的面具

  • I hate you so much!

    我超討厭你

  • AAAgh!

    嗚哇

  • AAAAGH!

    啊啊啊

  • Hello.

    哈囉

  • Holy crap!

    三小!

  • Hey I could like totally tell you specific details about the future but instead I’m

    我可以超詳細的告訴你未來的細節不過

  • just gonna be Vague and cryptic. Okay?

    我還是模糊一點,神秘兮兮的好了

  • WHAT?

    什麼

  • VAGUE AND CRYPTIC!

    模糊又神秘!

  • Alfred!

    阿福

  • We gotta kill Superman!

    我們必須除掉超人

  • That’s dumb.

    那蠢斃了...

  • Youre dumb.

    你蠢斃了...

  • If there’s a 1 percent chance he’s bad, we gotta take it as an absolute certainty.

    就算只有一趴的機率超人是壞的,我們也要當他一定發生

  • That's... not how math works.

    呃...你的數學老師咧?

  • Hurry up.

    快點

  • We gotta get his kryptonite to Lex!

    我們要把雷克斯的氪星石給他

  • Not if I have anything to say about it!

    我可不會讓這事情發生

  • Time to GO!

    是時候了

  • More like time to kill bad guys!

    我看是時候殺些壞傢伙了

  • I don’t like cars!

    我討厭車子

  • I also don’t like buildings!

    我還討厭房子

  • I don’t like boats either!

    船我也不喜歡

  • Hey Batman!

    嗨!蝙蝠俠

  • Oh crap!

    喔!慘了

  • Hey Batman!

    欸!蝙蝠俠

  • You want a convertible?

    你想要敞篷車嗎?

  • No!

    不要

  • Too late

    太遲了

  • You just wrecked my sweet car

    你拆了我的愛車

  • You like wrecked a whole block just now.

    你拆了好幾條街道

  • Do you bleed!?

    你會流血嗎?

  • Ugh!

    蛤?

  • What is wrong with you?

    你是有什麼毛病?

  • What?

    怎麼?

  • Why is that weird?

    這樣會很奇怪嗎?

  • I need some advice Mom.

    媽媽,我需要一些建議

  • I don’t know what to do.

    我不知道該怎麼做

  • Be a good guy.

    當個好人

  • Don’t be a good guy.

    不要當個好人

  • I don’t care.

    干我屁事

  • Worst advice ever..

    ...超爛的建議

  • Does it smell like pee in here to anyone else?

    還有誰也聞到尿味的?

  • Oh it’s my drink.

    喔!是我的飲料

  • Who put pee in my...

    誰把尿放在我的...

  • Oh so I guess this means the meeting is over?

    喔,所以會議結束了對吧?

  • Superman is gonna pay!

    超人將會付出代價

  • But first I gotta get swole!

    但我要先塑身一下

  • And then I gotta science!

    然後弄點科學

  • Wow that’s really tiring.

    哇,真的累翻了

  • Why don’t I check these files that I’ve never bothered looking at before.

    還是先看一下這些之前被我遺忘的檔案

  • Hey! it’s Thief lady?!

    嘿!是那個道具小偷

  • Wow! She must have like amazing anti-aging cream.

    他的抗老化霜也太神了吧

  • Hey computer Let’s make a zod monster now!

    嗨電腦,讓我們製造一個薩德怪物吧

  • Are you sure this plot isn’t getting too ridiculous?

    你不覺得這招很可笑嗎

  • I think you mean craaaaazy!

    你是說很ㄎㄧㄤ嗎?

  • I’m sorry I asked.

    我真是白問了

  • Here Supey Supey Supey.

    超人來喔來喔來喔

  • AAAAAAGH!

    啊~~~~~~~~~

  • Hey stop throwing my girlfriend off buildings!

    嘿!不要再把我女友從大樓往下丟了

  • I was making a monster earlier but now I want you to fight Batman!

    我剛才在製作怪物,不過我要你現在去和蝙蝠俠幹架

  • What?!

    什麼?

  • Why?

    為何?

  • Because I got yo momma!

    因為我抓了你老母

  • NOOOOOOOO!

    不~~~~~~~~

  • Make it rain.

    吃我的照片啦

  • Make it rain.

    吃我的照片啦

  • Make it rain.

    吃我的照片啦

  • Here Supey Supey Sup OH!

    超人來喔來喔來喔

  • There you are!

    喔,你來啦

  • Time to fight!

    來幹架吧

  • Dude Lex luthor just kidnapped my...

    老兄,雷克斯綁架了我媽...

  • Sound guns!

    聲波槍!

  • Dude I’m trying to talk to you!

    老兄!我試著溝通欸

  • Actual guns?

    真正的槍?

  • I’m bullet proof you idiot!

    我是防彈的,智障嗎?

  • How about kryptonite!?

    那來點氪星石如何?

  • How about NO!

    可以不要嗎

  • Now it’s fair!!

    這樣才公平嘛

  • Wow!

  • I’m surprised.

    我真驚訝

  • This is actually pretty easy!

    這其實挺簡單的

  • Say what now?

    你說啥?

  • OH CRAP!

    喔!慘了!

  • Kryptonite gun GO

    氪星石再來一發

  • Why didn’t i learn from my mistakes!!?

    我怎麼一直中同一招啊?

  • Wow.

  • This battle is so epic.

    這場戰鬥超經典的啦

  • It's really not though!

    並沒有好嗎

  • It’s got everything!

    真是用盡一切

  • Even the kitchen sink!

    甚至還有廚房洗手檯咧

  • HA!

    哈哈

  • Get it?!

    瞭嗎

  • Time for wrestling moves!

    該來點摔角了

  • Off the top rope!

    滾出場吧

  • Weeeeeeee!

    Weeeeeeee!

  • Ow.

    喔啊

  • Time to die!

    終結時刻

  • Hey guess what.

    嘿,猜怎麼著

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Our moms have the same name.

    我們媽媽有一樣的名字

  • WHaaaaT?????

    真的假的~~~~

  • Well this must mean youre good!

    這一定代表你是好人

  • Thanks for telling me!

    謝謝告訴我

  • Also my mom’s in trouble. Can you go like get her?

    還有我媽遇到麻煩了,你能去幫她嗎?

  • Oh Can’t you just get her real quick.

    痾,你自己去不是更快嗎?

  • I can have Alfred tell you where she is and you could save her in like 2 seconds

    我請阿福告訴你她在哪,你用兩秒拯救她

  • NO!

    不要

  • I gotta go stop Lex Luthor.

    我得去阻止雷克斯路瑟

  • Okay Fine

    好吧...

  • Where’s the Marha!?

    瑪莎在哪裡?

  • Don’t worry Supermom.

    超人媽別擔心

  • I’ll be right there!

    我馬上就到了

  • Wall hacks!

    穿牆囉

  • Hey dude.

    嘿!老兄

  • Superman called, he wants his mullet back.

    超人要拿回他的鯔形髮型

  • Haha! Roasted!

    哈哈!燒毀!

  • Youre safe now Supermom.

    你安全了,超媽

  • Okay.

    好的

  • You've lost Lex!

    雷克斯,你輸了

  • This movie should end here!

    這電影該在這裡結束

  • Well it’s not gonna!

    不,還沒有

  • Fight my monster baby!

    和我的新生怪物打一場吧

  • Howdy y’all I’m Doomsday!

    打ㄍㄟ厚,我是毀滅日

  • MONSTA PUNCH!

    怪獸拳

  • Hey Stop that!

    嘿,給我停下

  • To space with you!

    帶你上太空

  • Oh no we're going to space!

    喔不,我們要上太空囉

  • Oh crap they nuked us.

    喔糟糕,他們要核平我們

  • I got spikes now!

    唐松之舞來也

  • We gotta use that spear I made earlier!

    我們需要那把氪星矛

  • Haha!

    哈哈!

  • You wrecked my sweet plane!

    你毀了我心愛的飛機

  • Here comes my cyclops beam!

    獨眼龍雷射來也

  • Saved your life.

    救你一命

  • Whaaaaaaa!

    蝦毀~~~~~~

  • It’s a woman!

    是個女人

  • I WONDER who she is!

    我想神她是誰

  • Yes I wonder!

    我也想神一下

  • Allright.

    好了

  • It’s time to work together to beat the monster.

    是時候合作打敗那怪物了

  • Let’s do what we do best.

    讓我們盡全力上吧

  • WONDER JUMP!

    神力跳

  • SWORD!

    神力劍

  • SWORD!

    神力劍

  • SHIELD!

    神力盾

  • PUNCH!

    吃我一拳

  • PUNCH!

    吃我一拳

  • LASER EYES!

    雷射眼

  • Grappling hook!

    抓勾

  • Grappling hook!

    抓勾

  • Smoke bomb!

    煙霧彈

  • I found the spear that I threw in the water!

    我找到被我丟進水裡的長矛囉

  • Ok Thanks.

    好喔,謝啦

  • Gotta go die now.

    要來去死了

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Why??

    為啥?

  • Tell the Truuuuuth!

    述說真實吧!

  • I’m the worst part about this movie!

    我是這部電影最爛的部分!

  • I helped!

    我有幫上忙

  • I have the spear!

    我有氪星矛

  • STAB!

    刺!

  • OW!

    唉呦!

  • HEY!

    嘿~

  • Nice spear!

    好讚的長矛

  • I got one on my arm too!

    我手上也有一隻

  • STAB!

    刺!

  • OW!

    呃啊!

  • HEY!

    嘿!

  • NO SURVIVORS!

    一起上路!

  • Did he live?

    他活下來了嗎?

  • Nope.

    沒有喔

  • HEY LEX LUTHOR!

    嘿!雷克斯路瑟

  • YOURE UNDER ARRE--- Eeeewwwww What are you sitting in?

    你被捕...噁~~~~~你在什麼鬼東西裡面?

  • Well this is awkward

    這下尷尬了

  • Now I finally look like Lex Luthor!

    我總算像是雷克斯路瑟了

  • I guess Superman is dead now and it's kind of my fault.

    超人死了,而且是我的錯

  • Yeah

    嗯啊

  • It’s time to unite the league.

    是時候集結聯盟了