I have a very very very very very very important announcement

開始之前

Isn't that right?

有個非常非常非常重要的

Cringemas is coming, on Friday and Saturday

公告是錯誤的

So cancel all your plans

聖誕節要來了

cause you don't want to miss Cringemas, it's a live stream

這星期五-六

Mark and Jack are flying all over here to Brighton

所以取消你所有的計畫

We got this whole thing set up

因為你不會想錯過這兩位實況主

Its gonna be the best live stream ever

Mark和Jack

and it's for charity, It's for the charity of red

飛來英國

which we're also supporting with tuber simulator

我們都把一切安排好了

It's to help prevent aids to great charity

這將會是最棒的直播

We got a lot of cool stuff happening on the live stream

而且這是慈善活動，charity RED

A lot of people are coming

它幫助防範AIDS，是個很棒的慈善活動

A lot of people involved and there's a penguin! 0_0

在直播上會有些很酷的東西

We have a penguin

會有很多人來

Do I need to tell anything else? I don't think so!

會有很多人參加

but PJ and Emma are coming to, they live in Brighton

而且有企鵝

so obviously they're gonna be there

我們有企鵝

There's gonna be presents

我還需要說其他的嗎

All kinds of shit!

不用

Friday 5 p.m, I'll see you there

PJ跟Emma也會來，他們都住在英國

UK time, all the Info is in the description

所以很明顯地他們會來

and you don't want to miss this one, I've done a lot of live streams but this is by far the biggest one I've ever done so

到時會出現各種狗屎爛蛋

* Big Inhale* OHHH let's start the video!

英國時間星期五下午5點，我會在那等你

*Pewds mom talking on the phone in mumbles*

所有資訊都在下方資訊列，你不會想錯過的

Pewds: Mom!

我開過很多次直播，不過這是我有史以來做過最大的一次

Pewds: mom

所以

Pewds: mom, no I'm not a Nazi

開始影片吧

Pewds: I'm not, I promise It's just a stupid article

媽

Pewds: Mh

不，媽，我不是納粹人

Pewds: OK love you too

我不是-我保證，那只是篇愚蠢的文章

Heya Hydra

OK，我也愛你

I'm use to getting hate comments

Hail Hydra（九頭蛇萬歲）

and just generally really dumb comments!

我已經習慣收到黑特評論了

That's normal!

而且通常都是真的很蠢的評論

But now we got some next level shit this is *chuckles* this is kinda impressing you know

這很正常

I've seen bad articles, but now they all just came out at once

不過現在

*Pewds reading* "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi's party"

我們有更上一層的狗屎

*Pewds is just done with this generation*

這

Ok no that one is clearly fake! Ok fake article, what else do we got?

這真的蠻讓人印象深刻

*Pewds read* "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he's white"

我看過很多爛文章

Ok clearly another fake com- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

不過現在它們全都都一次跑出來了

PewDiePie more like PewDieWhine

Youtube移除了Pewdiepie的訂閱者， 因有消息說Pewdiepie支持納粹組織

*Long Pause*

OK這很明顯是假的

*Pewds clap* Got roasted *chuckles*

好嗎

That's just too clever, how can I possibly have a response

假文章

PewDieWhine how come I never thought about that before It's genius *Pewds facepalm*

還有什麼

*Sad music* *Pewds read* "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy"

Pewdiepie說：Youtube因為他是白人所以要滅了他的頻道

Wait "insecure?"

OK，很明顯的又是一個假-

*Pewds ponders his life*

Pewdiepie?比較像PewdieWhine

*Pewds start to cry* Ok I guess- I guess you know I mean I know Im a little self conscious about my body

被嗆了

You know I feel weird about it but you don't have to sneak that in there, ok

真是太機智了，我怎麼可能回的了

*Pewds giggle*

PewdieWhine是怎麼來的我以前從來沒想過

What do you mean, insecure rich guy?!

真是天才

What do you mean is there anything more annoying?! Yes there is, this article

有什麼事比一個不可靠的死有錢人更惱人

How bout that for starter

不可靠？

*Pewds read* "That they're victim of a conspiracy against them for being white"

好，我...我猜，你知道嗎

What?!

我的意思是 我知道我對自己的身體有點小小的自我意識過剩

What?! (Poor pewds)

你知道我對它感覺很怪 但其實根本不需要偷偷摸摸的，好嗎

Why do they... Where do they get this from?

「不可靠的死有錢人」是什麼意思？

*Pewds echo* "I'm not gonna let Youtube win I see how it is, It's because I have so many subscribers

「還有什麼能比這更惱人」是什麼意思？

They're tryna kill my channel, this is ALL a conspiracy, Youtube wants to kill my channel"

有，就是這篇文章

It really seems like he's really serious right there

他說他是被陰謀針對的受害者，因為他是白人

I really didn't detect any sarcasm in his language so I'm gonna go ahead and write an article where I slander him pretty much

蛤？

That seems like the right thing to do and well I'm at it, I'm gonna sneak in and call him insecure *Pewds chuckle*

蛤？？

Hmm what's the title?

這些

PewDiePie? PewDieShit? NO that's not good enough!

這從哪來的

I got it *Pause*

*我不會讓Youtube贏的*

PewDieWhine

*我知道怎麼了，因為我有很多訂閱者*

Because he complains

*他們想滅了我的頻道*

*pause*

*這全是*

Roasted

*陰謀！*

*giggle*

*Youtube*

ok here's- here's the thing

*想滅了*

Can you tell when I'm speaking seriously?

*我的頻道*

And like I said this is not just affecting me

看起來他真的很嚴肅

Its affecting other youtubers and creators that you care about

而且感覺他的語句真的沒有在諷刺，所以

Like, does this guy have autism?

我要去我誹謗他的地方寫一篇文章

I don't like to make that joke but I- Im

看來這就是該做的事

I'm concerned if you thinks that was-

然後我現在

If he can't tell the difference

我要躲起來，然後罵他不可靠

Like, why is this an article?

嗯～標題怎麼寫呢

Be- because of clickbait maybe that's why

Pewdiepie...PewdieShit

Because- because hating on Pewdiepie is such a meme

不，這不夠好

That we can- we can get more clicks from it

我知道了

Good, you- you did it, good job

Pewdie...

Congrats, hey man congrats on your journalism job I think

Whine

You're really doing a great job

因為他抱怨

*Pewds reads* "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling-

嗆

he said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site."

好

*Pewds read loudly* "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP that's even more ridiculous than the rest of it."

你可以跟我說我哪時講話很嚴肅了

*Pewds in the video* "They want someone else on top, someone really extremely cancerous

Like Lilly Singh's

I'm white *Clap* can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem

Now that, you know what? That seemed- that seemed like something he was serious about-

he really seemed genuine about that statement, so no I'm- I'm glad you created this

So here we go (Brace yourself)

Swedish YouTuber, who is the most subscribed user on this site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million

It's also funny because apparently he- he just wrote 12 dollars *chuckles*

But then updated it, so I'm curious what else he corrected in this article

Oh *Pewds lick his fingers*

Oh *licks them again*

I can taste the salt, through the article

Oh

*Makes squirrel noises*

Oh It's nice and salty

Oh and by the way

12 million, oh that's cute

He thinks I make 12 million

*Pewds start to laugh because no one knows how much money he makes*

12 million

Okay, sure

Whatever you want buddy

Whatever you say man

*Pewds reads* "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous"

Well I'm gonna change that

Eh, to you James Dawson

You're extremely cancerous

*Pewds reads* "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage-

he suggested

No I never said that, what the fuck!

I'M THE TOP DOG (yes you are!)

Wish I was Candian

*Sniffles*

It's fucking bullshit

*Pewds read* "Nice one, get cracking then mate"

That's journalism right there, ending an article with-

"Get cracking then mate"

*Giggle*

I didn't know British media was so bad (Its awful)

It's so bad

You know I thought Swedish media was bad

But in- Brtish media is just...

This is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen

This is what people would actually think if I didn't have a chance to, you know

Cause people just read the title

People just read this and they're like

Oh okay

I see

Pewdiepie's a Nazi's now that's-

Alright *Chuckle*

It's extremely annoying how I can't make jokes on my channel

Without anyone quoting it as actual, facts

Like something I've actually said

Do they know my- have they seen any videos coming out on my channel?

Are they so desperate for clickbait that they will literally-

Literally, slander someone else's name in the process?

You know they're clearly taking my name, shoving it into the ground

just to get more clicks on their shitty, fucking website

It's ab- It's disgusting

It's absolutely disgusting

How desperate can you be?

This clickbait journalism-

Is just the- the purest form of cancer

Sports Rageous, what the fuck is that?!

Why is Sports Rageous posting that I'm-

that I'm racist?

PEWDIEPIE RACIST

Question mark

What the fuck

Is this

How is this a thing.. How

He was being sarcastic, did you even watch the video fully??

Thank you!

Well I'm glad to see that people understand in the comments

Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper for real journalism?

Well

This is just how it is now

Cause fucking buzzfeed gets million of clicks and real- real news stories doesn't get enough coverage

so they got to clickbait to keep up

You know- *Chuckle*

You know if Keemstar has more journalistic integrity than you

Than you know it's a big- It's a big fucking problem!

And by the way, Pewdiepie Isn't white, he is Sweeden

OKAY?

So *Claps* Can I make that comment? Can I say that?

*Pewds read* "You crying about not getting 2mil veiws, I am lucky to get 200 veiws-

Oh no views

and I have been on youtube since 2008, stop sooking, grow up"

You know what? I won't stop sooking!

Shut the fuck up, I'll sook as much as I like, okay?

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

I've been sooking since 2008

This is so typical, alright

This one wasn't directed at me but whatever, I found it

,*Pewds read* " Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos didn't reach 2 million views

Lum- Laughing my fucking ass off, cry about it!"

Did you watch- DOES anyone watch the whole video?

Isn't always just picking whatever part that they see-

You know, think is convenient

The video literally is me standing up for everyone on youtube

I- and I even explained that it's not about the views

It's about reaching your audience, but you know whatever's convenient for you to shit on me

Go ahead, you know

*Pewds read* "Some of his videos only get 2 million views, It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on-

talking for six minutes in a totally adorable, super relatable way about putting the T-shirt on-

then asking his subscribers to leave feedback about the T-shirt-

while meanwhile checking if Forbes is putting him on the 2006 (I think he meant 2016) richest stars list

Dud- this is the salty shit I have ever read, you know what I didn't *chuckles*

I didn't ask for my private banking to get leaked, okay?

I didn't a- I don't care

Take away, fucking 3 zeros on my paycheck I would- you know what make it four

Take away four zeros on my paycheck, I would still be making this

They never seem to end for some reason, they always-

You know, ev- every year there's something coming out like this

Where just insane claims about me

You know I've- I've read articles about me all about all kinds of shit

I'm- I'm racist now, and then I'm sexist

I think that I- there's been like I've been pedophile

It's just sooo many insane claims

OH that I was hitting my gurlfriend

Its like... (stupid?)

These like horrific claims, I- I- I just keep have to take from med- from the media

It will get them clicks...

and- uh who cares?

Who cares if there's a real person behind it right?

I mean media has been doing this for years, literally slandering people

So what's the fucking difference now?!

Hmm?

Who cares about youtube? OOH I don't like youtube!

OOH gotta write an article!

OOH he's racist now!

UH *sticks tongue out*

I don't like that he's making more money than me!

UGH It's not fair, UGH!

Getting in the media's public attention

If anything I realized Is that whatever I've learned about other people through media-

Is clearly being skewed well- well growing up and-

Because I've seen how they represent me in the media

And you know what? It's fine! If I'm- If I'm not perfectly represented in the media

But when there's just, pure fucking slander

Like this, I'm not gonna just stand like, step aside for it and take it

This is- this is *chuckles* It's too- It's too dumb

Thanks for defending me when these shitty stupid articles arrive I- I really appreciate that

*Inhale* And uh I'll see you in the next video

Stay awesome *Bro fist*

*Blackness* (If you're afraid of the dark look away for a second)

*Pewds doing something

*Pewds put on a hat*

*Very dramatic music*

(Also nice underwear bro!