字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 OK before this video starts 好 I have a very very very very very very important announcement 開始之前 Isn't that right? 有個非常非常非常重要的 Cringemas is coming, on Friday and Saturday 公告是錯誤的 So cancel all your plans 聖誕節要來了 cause you don't want to miss Cringemas, it's a live stream 這星期五-六 Mark and Jack are flying all over here to Brighton 所以取消你所有的計畫 We got this whole thing set up 因為你不會想錯過這兩位實況主 Its gonna be the best live stream ever Mark和Jack and it's for charity, It's for the charity of red 飛來英國 which we're also supporting with tuber simulator 我們都把一切安排好了 It's to help prevent aids to great charity 這將會是最棒的直播 We got a lot of cool stuff happening on the live stream 而且這是慈善活動，charity RED A lot of people are coming 它幫助防範AIDS，是個很棒的慈善活動 A lot of people involved and there's a penguin! 0_0 在直播上會有些很酷的東西 We have a penguin 會有很多人來 Do I need to tell anything else? I don't think so! 會有很多人參加 but PJ and Emma are coming to, they live in Brighton 而且有企鵝 so obviously they're gonna be there 我們有企鵝 There's gonna be presents 我還需要說其他的嗎 All kinds of shit! 不用 Friday 5 p.m, I'll see you there PJ跟Emma也會來，他們都住在英國 UK time, all the Info is in the description 所以很明顯地他們會來 and you don't want to miss this one, I've done a lot of live streams but this is by far the biggest one I've ever done so 到時會出現各種狗屎爛蛋 * Big Inhale* OHHH let's start the video! 英國時間星期五下午5點，我會在那等你 *Pewds mom talking on the phone in mumbles* 所有資訊都在下方資訊列，你不會想錯過的 Pewds: Mom! 我開過很多次直播，不過這是我有史以來做過最大的一次 Pewds: mom 所以 Pewds: mom, no I'm not a Nazi 開始影片吧 Pewds: I'm not, I promise It's just a stupid article 媽 Pewds: Mh 不，媽，我不是納粹人 Pewds: OK love you too 我不是-我保證，那只是篇愚蠢的文章 Heya Hydra OK，我也愛你 I'm use to getting hate comments Hail Hydra（九頭蛇萬歲） and just generally really dumb comments! 我已經習慣收到黑特評論了 That's normal! 而且通常都是真的很蠢的評論 But now we got some next level shit this is *chuckles* this is kinda impressing you know 這很正常 I've seen bad articles, but now they all just came out at once 不過現在 *Pewds reading* "Youtube removing Pewdiepie's subscribers after news comes through that he is in favour of the Nazi's party" 我們有更上一層的狗屎 *Pewds is just done with this generation* 這 Ok no that one is clearly fake! Ok fake article, what else do we got? 這真的蠻讓人印象深刻 *Pewds read* "Pewdiepie says Youtube is killing his channel because he's white" 我看過很多爛文章 Ok clearly another fake com- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 不過現在它們全都都一次跑出來了 PewDiePie more like PewDieWhine Youtube移除了Pewdiepie的訂閱者， 因有消息說Pewdiepie支持納粹組織 *Long Pause* OK這很明顯是假的 *Pewds clap* Got roasted *chuckles* 好嗎 That's just too clever, how can I possibly have a response 假文章 PewDieWhine how come I never thought about that before It's genius *Pewds facepalm* 還有什麼 *Sad music* *Pewds read* "Is there anything more annoying than some insecure rich... guy" Pewdiepie說：Youtube因為他是白人所以要滅了他的頻道 Wait "insecure?" OK，很明顯的又是一個假- *Pewds ponders his life* Pewdiepie?比較像PewdieWhine *Pewds start to cry* Ok I guess- I guess you know I mean I know Im a little self conscious about my body 被嗆了 You know I feel weird about it but you don't have to sneak that in there, ok 真是太機智了，我怎麼可能回的了 *Pewds giggle* PewdieWhine是怎麼來的我以前從來沒想過 What do you mean, insecure rich guy?! 真是天才 What do you mean is there anything more annoying?! Yes there is, this article 有什麼事比一個不可靠的死有錢人更惱人 How bout that for starter 不可靠？ *Pewds read* "That they're victim of a conspiracy against them for being white" 好，我...我猜，你知道嗎 What?! 我的意思是 我知道我對自己的身體有點小小的自我意識過剩 What?! (Poor pewds) 你知道我對它感覺很怪 但其實根本不需要偷偷摸摸的，好嗎 Why do they... Where do they get this from? 「不可靠的死有錢人」是什麼意思？ *Pewds echo* "I'm not gonna let Youtube win I see how it is, It's because I have so many subscribers 「還有什麼能比這更惱人」是什麼意思？ They're tryna kill my channel, this is ALL a conspiracy, Youtube wants to kill my channel" 有，就是這篇文章 It really seems like he's really serious right there 他說他是被陰謀針對的受害者，因為他是白人 I really didn't detect any sarcasm in his language so I'm gonna go ahead and write an article where I slander him pretty much 蛤？ That seems like the right thing to do and well I'm at it, I'm gonna sneak in and call him insecure *Pewds chuckle* 蛤？？ Hmm what's the title? 這些 PewDiePie? PewDieShit? NO that's not good enough! 這從哪來的 I got it *Pause* *我不會讓Youtube贏的* PewDieWhine *我知道怎麼了，因為我有很多訂閱者* Because he complains *他們想滅了我的頻道* *pause* *這全是* Roasted *陰謀！* *giggle* *Youtube* ok here's- here's the thing *想滅了* Can you tell when I'm speaking seriously? *我的頻道* And like I said this is not just affecting me 看起來他真的很嚴肅 Its affecting other youtubers and creators that you care about 而且感覺他的語句真的沒有在諷刺，所以 Like, does this guy have autism? 我要去我誹謗他的地方寫一篇文章 I don't like to make that joke but I- Im 看來這就是該做的事 I'm concerned if you thinks that was- 然後我現在 If he can't tell the difference 我要躲起來，然後罵他不可靠 Like, why is this an article? 嗯～標題怎麼寫呢 Be- because of clickbait maybe that's why Pewdiepie...PewdieShit Because- because hating on Pewdiepie is such a meme 不，這不夠好 That we can- we can get more clicks from it 我知道了 Good, you- you did it, good job Pewdie... Congrats, hey man congrats on your journalism job I think Whine You're really doing a great job 因為他抱怨 *Pewds reads* "This apparent conspiracy against him has led to his popularity falling- 嗆 he said in a video where he ranted against the video hosting site." 好 *Pewds read loudly* "BUT IT'S THIS PART OF THE CLIP that's even more ridiculous than the rest of it." 你可以跟我說我哪時講話很嚴肅了 *Pewds in the video* "They want someone else on top, someone really extremely cancerous Like Lilly Singh's I'm white *Clap* can I make that comment? But I do think that's a problem Now that, you know what? That seemed- that seemed like something he was serious about- he really seemed genuine about that statement, so no I'm- I'm glad you created this So here we go (Brace yourself) Swedish YouTuber, who is the most subscribed user on this site, highest earner with an annual income of 12 million It's also funny because apparently he- he just wrote 12 dollars *chuckles* But then updated it, so I'm curious what else he corrected in this article Oh *Pewds lick his fingers* Oh *licks them again* I can taste the salt, through the article Oh *Makes squirrel noises* Oh It's nice and salty Oh and by the way 12 million, oh that's cute He thinks I make 12 million *Pewds start to laugh because no one knows how much money he makes* 12 million Okay, sure Whatever you want buddy Whatever you say man *Pewds reads* "Also claimed that Youtube wanted to put someone else on top of the site, someone extremely cancerous" Well I'm gonna change that Eh, to you James Dawson You're extremely cancerous *Pewds reads* "The new top dog might be Lily Singh, a Canadian, with Indian heritage- he suggested No I never said that, what the fuck! I'M THE TOP DOG (yes you are!) Wish I was Candian *Sniffles* It's fucking bullshit *Pewds read* "Nice one, get cracking then mate" That's journalism right there, ending an article with- "Get cracking then mate" *Giggle* I didn't know British media was so bad (Its awful) It's so bad You know I thought Swedish media was bad But in- Brtish media is just... This is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen This is what people would actually think if I didn't have a chance to, you know Cause people just read the title People just read this and they're like Oh okay I see Pewdiepie's a Nazi's now that's- Alright *Chuckle* It's extremely annoying how I can't make jokes on my channel Without anyone quoting it as actual, facts Like something I've actually said Do they know my- have they seen any videos coming out on my channel? Are they so desperate for clickbait that they will literally- Literally, slander someone else's name in the process? You know they're clearly taking my name, shoving it into the ground just to get more clicks on their shitty, fucking website It's ab- It's disgusting It's absolutely disgusting How desperate can you be? This clickbait journalism- Is just the- the purest form of cancer Sports Rageous, what the fuck is that?! Why is Sports Rageous posting that I'm- that I'm racist? PEWDIEPIE RACIST Question mark What the fuck Is this How is this a thing.. How He was being sarcastic, did you even watch the video fully?? Thank you! Well I'm glad to see that people understand in the comments Good god when did you become buzzfeed, remember when you were an actual newspaper for real journalism? Well This is just how it is now Cause fucking buzzfeed gets million of clicks and real- real news stories doesn't get enough coverage so they got to clickbait to keep up You know- *Chuckle* You know if Keemstar has more journalistic integrity than you Than you know it's a big- It's a big fucking problem! And by the way, Pewdiepie Isn't white, he is Sweeden OKAY? So *Claps* Can I make that comment? Can I say that? *Pewds read* "You crying about not getting 2mil veiws, I am lucky to get 200 veiws- Oh no views and I have been on youtube since 2008, stop sooking, grow up" You know what? I won't stop sooking! Shut the fuck up, I'll sook as much as I like, okay? YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I've been sooking since 2008 This is so typical, alright This one wasn't directed at me but whatever, I found it ,*Pewds read* " Pewdiepie is literally complaining that one of his videos didn't reach 2 million views Lum- Laughing my fucking ass off, cry about it!" Did you watch- DOES anyone watch the whole video? Isn't always just picking whatever part that they see- You know, think is convenient The video literally is me standing up for everyone on youtube I- and I even explained that it's not about the views It's about reaching your audience, but you know whatever's convenient for you to shit on me Go ahead, you know *Pewds read* "Some of his videos only get 2 million views, It's hardly worth his pulling a T-shirt on- talking for six minutes in a totally adorable, super relatable way about putting the T-shirt on- then asking his subscribers to leave feedback about the T-shirt- while meanwhile checking if Forbes is putting him on the 2006 (I think he meant 2016) richest stars list Dud- this is the salty shit I have ever read, you know what I didn't *chuckles* I didn't ask for my private banking to get leaked, okay? I didn't a- I don't care Take away, fucking 3 zeros on my paycheck I would- you know what make it four Take away four zeros on my paycheck, I would still be making this They never seem to end for some reason, they always- You know, ev- every year there's something coming out like this Where just insane claims about me You know I've- I've read articles about me all about all kinds of shit I'm- I'm racist now, and then I'm sexist I think that I- there's been like I've been pedophile It's just sooo many insane claims OH that I was hitting my gurlfriend Its like... (stupid?) These like horrific claims, I- I- I just keep have to take from med- from the media It will get them clicks... and- uh who cares? Who cares if there's a real person behind it right? I mean media has been doing this for years, literally slandering people So what's the fucking difference now?! Hmm? Who cares about youtube? OOH I don't like youtube! OOH gotta write an article! OOH he's racist now! UH *sticks tongue out* I don't like that he's making more money than me! UGH It's not fair, UGH! Getting in the media's public attention If anything I realized Is that whatever I've learned about other people through media- Is clearly being skewed well- well growing up and- Because I've seen how they represent me in the media And you know what? It's fine! If I'm- If I'm not perfectly represented in the media But when there's just, pure fucking slander Like this, I'm not gonna just stand like, step aside for it and take it This is- this is *chuckles* It's too- It's too dumb Thanks for defending me when these shitty stupid articles arrive I- I really appreciate that *Inhale* And uh I'll see you in the next video Stay awesome *Bro fist* *Blackness* (If you're afraid of the dark look away for a second) *Pewds doing something *Pewds put on a hat* *Very dramatic music* (Also nice underwear bro!