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  • And now, one of my favorite segments on this show is Why I Don't Have Kids,

    這個節目裡面我最喜愛的一個部分就是「為什麼我沒有小孩」這個單元

  • where I show adorable kids doing terrible things.

    在這個單元裡,我會秀出可愛的小孩們做著很可怕的事情

  • And it got me thinking I could do a similar segment about a different topic.

    這讓我想到我可以用不同主題做類似的單元

  • How many of you here have husbands?

    在場有多少人有老公的?

  • All right.

    好的

  • Great. All right. I love husbands.

    很好,好的,我喜歡老公

  • I do. I love them.

    我真的喜歡,我愛他們

  • They're handsome.

    他們很帥

  • They're funny.

    他們很有趣

  • I just don't want one of my own, and here are some of the reasons why in my brand new

    我就只是不想要有自己的老公而已。在我的新單元裡,這裡有一些理由

  • segment, Why I don't have a husband.

    說明為什麼我不想要有老公

  • All right.

    好了

  • Here's the first one.

    這是第一個

  • So that takes a steady hand and no steady job, I think.

    我想他的手應該很穩,但應該是閒到沒事做

  • Wow!

  • Here's the second one.

    這是第二個

  • >> [LAUGH] >> So

    (笑)所以

  • he's got a video game control in both hands, a plate of Cheetos on his chest.

    他兩手都握著電視遊樂器的操控器,一盤奇多在他的胸部上面

  • And they say women are the multitaskers, come on.

    大家還說只有女人可以一心二用,拜託

  • Men are multitaskers too.

    男人也可以身兼數職的

  • Here's another one.

    這是另一個

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Look Ma, no hands.

    (笑),媽!妳看!我沒用手!

  • Also no girlfriend, and no job, and no feeling.

    而且也沒女友,沒工作,沒感覺

  • [LAUGH] In my lips.

    (笑)在我的嘴唇間

  • Here's another one.

    這是另一個

  • [LAUGH] Well.

    (笑)嗯

  • It's the old saying, I want a man in the streets and a cartoonist in the sheets.

    這就是那古老的俗諺,我想要一個男人出得了廳堂,而在床上像個卡通人物

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Not only do I have photos,

    (笑)我不只有照片

  • I also have a video.

    還有影片

  • >> [SCREAMING] >> The white rhino charges.

    (尖叫)白犀牛猛衝過去了

  • >> The white rhino charging into the [INAUDIBLE].

    白犀牛衝進...(聽不見)

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE] He

    (笑)(鼓掌)他

  • seems like a gentle lover.

    似乎是個溫柔的情人

  • [LAUGH] Now the guy eating

    (笑)現在看來那個在

  • Cheetos off

    胸部上放奇多來吃的那個傢伙

  • his chest seems like a real catch doesn't he?

    好像是個理想伴侶了,不是嗎?

  • [LAUGH] If your husband does something you think I should see, please send it to me.

    (笑)如果你的老公做了一些你覺得應該給我看看的事情,請傳給我

And now, one of my favorite segments on this show is Why I Don't Have Kids,

這個節目裡面我最喜愛的一個部分就是「為什麼我沒有小孩」這個單元

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【艾倫秀】讓我解釋一下為什麼不想要有老公 (Why I Don’t Have A Husband)

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