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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

    嘿兄弟,希望你們最近過的還不錯

  • So this week I decided to make Top 100 Things Not To Say On A First Date.

    這個星期,我決定做「第一次約會千萬不能說的100件事情」

  • Make sure to leave a comment down below about which number you thought was the funniest,

    記得在底下留言,告訴我們哪一項最有趣

  • subscribe if you're new, and don't forget:Press the like button.

    如果你是第一次觀看我們的影片,記得按下訂閱和「喜歡」

  • New videos every Sunday. No Jugamos Juegos.

    No Jugamos Juegos 每個星期天都會有新的影片

  • 100) You look a lot different than your profile picture.

    100)你和你個人檔案上的照片差好多

  • 99) I just get constipated really easily. 98) You look so much like my ex.

    99)我很容易便秘。 98)你和我前女友好像

  • 97) Wait, so how much money do you make though? 96) My last relationship was a disaster. Woo!

    97)等等,所以你賺多少錢? 96)我上一段感情簡直是場災難,哇~

  • 95) I've only been charged twice. 94) Are you on the pill?

    95)我只有上過警察局兩次。 94)你有在吃避孕藥嗎?

  • 93) Who beat the case? I beat the case! 92) We can go back to my place once my parents

    93)誰解決的? 我解決的! 92)我爸媽睡著的時候

  • are asleep. 91) What's the average time you make a guy

    我們可以去我家。 91) 你平均都讓一個男生

  • wait? 90) I'll be right back, I gotta call my parole

    等你多久? 90) 我馬上回來,我必須給我的假釋官打通電話

  • officer. 89) I just wonder what our children would

    89) 我想知道我們的小孩會長得怎樣

  • look like together. 88) Do you want to see my Pokémon card collection?

    88)你想看我收集的神奇寶貝卡嗎?

  • 87) Don't Google me. 86) Is your sister single still?

    87) 不要搜尋我。 86)你的姐姐還是單身嗎?

  • 85) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?

    85)你要喝多少才會醉?

  • 84) Yeah, I actually was...engaged last week. 83) You know, you're the first real girl I've

    84) 耶....其實...我上週剛訂婚。 83)你知道嗎,你是我第一個

  • been on a date with. 82) My therapist says I get really attached

    約會的女生。 82)我的醫生說我很依賴人。

  • to people. 81) I usually date models.

    81) 我通常都和模特兒約會

  • 80) I don't normally date black girls. 79) I think I hooked up with one of your friends.

    80) 我平常是不會和黑人女生約會的。 79)我覺得我勾搭上了你其中一個朋友

  • 78) I normally don't date Mexicans though. -I'm not Mexican.

    78) 我平常是不會和墨西哥女生約會的。 我不是墨西哥人

  • 77) My mom hates white girls. 76) Aren't all Hispanic people Mexican?

    77)我媽討厭白人女性 76) 不是所有講西班牙語的人都是墨西哥人嗎?

  • -No. What do you mean?

    不是。 你是什麼意思?

  • -No! 75) Yes they are.

    不是! 75) 才不,他們是!

  • 74) I didn't get my welfare check yet so...you might have to get all this.

    74)我還沒拿到我的救濟金,所以...你可能要付所有的錢

  • 73) Can we make this quick. I'm meeting someone after this.

    73)我們可以趕快結束嗎? 我待會和別人還有約

  • 72) She's a little bit hotter than you also. 71) This is fun. Gotta get back. Move on.

    72)她也比你還要辣一點。 71)這很有趣,要趕快回去了,快啊

  • 70) So is that like a Wonder-Bra?

    70)那是像神奇胸罩的東西嗎?

  • 69) So...what bra-size do you wear? 68) Could you please breathe through your nose!

    69)那...你的內衣是穿多大的? 68)可以拜託你用鼻子呼吸好嗎!

  • 67) People always confuse prison with jail. I've only been to one.

    67)人們總是把拘留所和監獄搞混。我只待過其中一個

  • 66) Did you see our waitress though? She's kinda hot.

    66)你有看到我們的幫傭嗎? 她還滿辣的

  • 65) My family actually has a history of mental illness.

    65)我們家其實有遺傳性心理疾病

  • 64) Are you a virgin? 63) Can we get married so I can get my green card?

    64)你是處女嗎? 63)我們可以結婚嗎?這樣我才可以拿到我的綠卡

  • 62) Mom? Yeah, I found someone. We'll be over

    62)媽? 對,我找到人了。我們待會就會結束了

  • later, just make sure you have some clothes on.

    你只要記得把衣服穿上

  • 61) I actually have 13 toes. 60) The only reason I'm here is because I

    61)事實上,我有13根腳趾頭。 60)我之所以會在這裡是因為

  • lost a bet. 59) I get $20 extra if I get you to come home

    我打賭輸了。 59)如果你和我一起回家

  • with me. 58) We could split it.

    我還會多贏20元。 58)我們可以平分

  • 57) We're like boyfriend and girlfriend, right? 56) You'd be way cuter if you would just like grow

    57)我們真的像是男女朋友吧? 56) 如果你把頭髮留長一點,

  • your hair out. 55) Stop what you're doing now...

    你會更可愛。 55)夠了不要再這樣了...

  • 54) ...and start looking better is what I'm saying. I'm trying to help you out, ok?

    54)照我說的話,你會開始變得更好看。我是在幫你,好嗎?

  • 53) Hopefully my ex doesn't interfere in this relationship.

    53)希望我前女友不會干涉這段感情

  • 52) Wait, so like, are those like, real? 51) Could you loan me $200 dollars?

    52) 等一下,所以...這些是...是真的嗎? 51)你可以借我200元?

  • -What? 50) OK, $150.

    什麼! 50)好吧,那150元就好

  • 49) She's crazy. I had a restraining order.

    49)她很瘋狂。我有個限制令

  • 48) Can I touch them? -No.

    48)我可以摸他們嗎? 不行。

  • 47) She's literally crazy. 46) Like psychotic.

    47)她真的很瘋狂。 46)就像是個精神病患一樣

  • 45) She has to take pills every 30 minutes. 44) Yeah, well two. One's for the herpes...I

    45)她每半小時就要吃一次藥。 44)對呀,還有兩種。一種藥是治療泡疹的...

  • didn't get it. 43) I'm a carrier.

    我不太懂。 43)我就是那個帶原者

  • 42) I'm pretty sure I'm straight. 41) Everyone has herpes.

    42)我很清楚自己個性很直。 41) 每個人都有泡疹

  • -No, everyone does not. 40) I just get out of rehab again so...

    才怪,不是每個人都會有。 40)我才剛戒完毒,所以...

  • 39) This is my third time. I think it'll work. 38) I only asked you out because my parents

    39)這已經是我第三次了,希望這次能成功。 38) 我吧你約出來是因為我爸媽認為

  • thought I was gay. -Are you serious?

    我是個同性戀。 你是認真的嗎?

  • Yeah...unfortunately. 37) How much do you weigh?

    唉...很不幸地是。 37)你體重多少?

  • 36) What are you like 170? 35) 180?

    36)你喜歡多重的? 170磅? 35)180磅?

  • 34) Yeah, my ex, she mysteriously disappeared. They never found her body.

    34)是啊,我前任女友就莫名其妙消失了。他的家人還沒找到她

  • 33) And they never will. 32) How many guys have you been with?

    33)他們也永遠找不到她。 32)你交過幾個男朋友?

  • 31) How many people have you slept with? 30) More or less than 10 guys?

    31)你跟幾個男人上床過? 30)10個男人以上或是以下?

  • 29) I'm just looking for someone who can financially support me.

    29)我只是在尋找經濟上可以支援我的人

  • 28) More or less than 30? 27) How do you feel about role-playing?

    28)比30多還是少? 27)你覺得角色扮演如何?

  • 26) Wanna hear a funny rape joke? 25) How do you feel about cross-dressing?

    26)想聽一個關於強暴的笑話嗎? 25)你覺得性別互換打扮如何?

  • 24) I got to take this. This is my girlfriend. I'll be back.

    24)我必須接這通電話,是我女朋友打來的,我馬上就會回來

  • Your girlfriend? 23) How do you feel about gonorrhea?

    你的女朋友? 23)你覺得淋病如何?

  • 22) --I'm going to go use the restroom really quick, ok?

    22)我去一下廁所馬上就回來,可以嗎?

  • Ok, number one or number two? 21) I'm not allowed 500 feet within a school.

    好,是小號還是大號? 21)我無法允許和學校距離500英呎

  • 20) Do you want to come to my family reunion tomorrow?

    20)你明天想來參加我們的家族聚會嗎?

  • 19) Would you mind if I live-tweeted our date right now?

    19)你會介意我現在發和我們約會有關的推文嗎?

  • 18) What size are those? They're going to want to know.

    18)你胸部多大? 他們現在就想知道

  • -Are you serious right now? I'll estimate.

    你是認真的嗎? 我自己會估計

  • 17) I want to move out. I just like living with my mom.

    17)我想搬出去住。我只是喜歡和我媽一起住

  • 16) I was thinking you could pay for dinner tonight.

    16)我在想,你能不能付今晚的晚餐

  • 15) I'll get the next one though. 14) --Hey

    15)下一次換我付。 14)嗨~

  • Does your breath always smell like this? 13) I just don't have time for a job right

    你聞起來總是這樣嗎? 13)我只是現在沒有時間工作

  • now. You know what I'm saying? 12) Wait, so just add me on Facebook right

    你懂我的意思吧? 12)等一下,現在就加我臉書吧

  • now. Hold on, I'll do it actually cause I'm hard to find. Search options. Ohh, here we

    等一等,我來就好,因為我的臉書不好找。搜尋選項。噢!在這

  • go. I'm right there. Friends! -Oh yay.

    我的臉書是這個。加為朋友!噢耶

  • 11) Wait, you want to put in a relationship though?

    11)等等,你想要增加感情狀態嗎?

  • 10) You sounded a lot skinnier on the phone. 9) I'll be back. I gotta go take a dump right

    10)你在電話上的聲音聽起來更瘦。 9)我馬上回來。我去上大號

  • quick. Oh my goodness! 8) This is normally when I'm playing World

    很快就好了。噢我的天啊! 8)我玩魔獸世界是很正常的

  • of Warcraft. 7) Ugh! What the!

    7)呃!見鬼了!

  • 6) Hold this right quick. 5) I hate dogs.

    6)迅速拿好這個。 5)我討厭狗

  • 4) I just pictured you naked. Oops! 3) I was actually born a woman.

    4)我只是想像了一下你裸體,哎喲! 3)我內心其實是個女人

  • 2) I think...I think I love you. You know what? You know what?

    2)我覺得...我想我愛你。你知道嗎? 你懂嗎?

  • -No, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?

    不,很抱歉。 你會嫁給我嗎?

  • -I can't do this. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? Don't walk...don't go away!

    我不能這麼做,我很抱歉。 你會嫁給我嗎?不要走...不要離開!

  • Don't go! It was nice meeting you.

    不要走!能遇見你真的很好

  • 1) I know where you live.

    1)我知道你住哪裡

  • I'm a grown man.

    我是大人了

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

嘿兄弟,希望你們最近過的還不錯

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