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  • So I have said many, many times I love watching animal videos on YouTube.

    好啦~~我已經說過很多很多次,我很愛在 YouTube 上看動物的影片

  • Do you like watching animals videos on YouTube?

    你喜歡在 YouTube 上看動物的影片嗎?

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> I love them.

    >>[鼓掌]>>我很愛呢

  • I love them so very much.

    我超愛的

  • I will watch a dog.

    我會看狗

  • I will watch a cat.

    我會看貓

  • I will watch a dog with a cat.

    我會看貓跟狗的

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I'll watch a goat.

    >>[笑聲]>>我會看山羊

  • I'll watch a horse. I'll watch a chinchilla.

    我會看馬。我會看花栗鼠的

  • You get the idea.

    你懂的

  • I don't need to name all the animals.

    我不需要一一點名所有的動物

  • There's a lot. >> [LAUGH]

    太多了。>>[笑聲]

  • >> But it turns out there are a lot of

    但 YouTube 上還有很多

  • other kinds of videos on YouTube, did you know that?

    其他種類的影片,你知道嗎?

  • They don't even have animals in them.

    裡面根本沒有動物耶

  • There are tutorial videos that are very popular.

    教學影片都非常熱門

  • You can learn how to do anything at all if you watch.

    只要你觀看,你就能學到任何東西

  • Did you see this headline here?

    你有看到這個頭條嗎

  • This week, an eight-year-old boy in Ohio used YouTube to learn how to drive.

    這週,一個俄亥俄州的八歲男孩利用 Youtube 學習怎麼開車

  • He took his four year old sister to McDonald's.

    把他四歲大的妹妹載到了麥當勞

  • >> [LAUGH] >> If they were smart,

    >>[笑聲]>>如果他們夠聰明的話

  • they would've gone to Denny's cuz kids eat free.

    他們就會去吃Denny's ,因為小孩可以吃免費大餐

  • So that was- >> [LAUGH]

    所以這就是->>[笑聲]

  • >> Smart, but not all the way smart.

    聰明,但不是絕頂聰明

  • The boy drove almost two miles.

    這男孩開了近兩哩路

  • Witnesses said he drove safely, followed all the laws, didn't hit anything,

    目擊者說他開的很穩,遵守規則,沒有撞到任何東西

  • which means he's already a better driver than most people in Los Angeles.

    也就是說,他已經是一個比大部分洛杉磯人還要好的駕駛了

  • >> [LAUGH] >> People here.

    >>[笑聲]>>在這裡的人

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

    [聲音]>>[笑聲]

  • >> It happened around eight o'clock at

    >>這發生在大概晚上八點的時候

  • night, he took money from his piggy bank to buy food for his sister.

    他從他的小豬撲滿裡拿錢,買食物給他妹妹

  • >> Aw.

    >>喔

  • >> Sweet. Then someone at McDonald's recognized him

    >>貼心。然後有人在麥當勞發現他

  • and called the grandparents to come pick him up.

    並請祖父母過來接他

  • Isn't that scary though?

    這不是很可怕嗎?

  • I mean, an elderly person driving after dark to pick him up?

    我指得是,有老年人要在天黑後開車去接他耶!

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I mean,

    >>[笑聲][鼓掌]>>我是說

  • obviously I'm glad this story has a happy ending, but

    很顯然地,我很高興這個故事有個快樂的結局,但

  • it made me wonder what other things you could learn about on YouTube.

    他讓我很疑惑到底還能在 YouTube 上面學什麼東西

  • So here's what I found.

    然後這些是我所找到的

  • Makeup tutorials are very popular, very.

    化妝教學很夯,非常夯

  • Here's a girl showing how to put mascara on.

    這是女孩展現該如何上睫毛膏

  • >> You know now they have like really fancy mascara with little battery inside

    你知道現在有很花俏的的睫毛膏,裡面會裝電池

  • and you will vibrate.

    可以震動

  • And, but you know what?

    但你知道嗎?

  • You can do the same thing.

    你也可以這麼做

  • And if your mascara don't vibrate, you just vibrate your head like this.

    如果你的睫毛膏不會震動,你可以把你的頭這樣子搖

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]

    >>[笑聲][掌聲]

  • [LAUGH]

    [笑聲]

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • >> We don't have time to show you

    我們沒有時間給你們看

  • the whole thing, but here's the finished product after she put it on.

    全部,但這是最後的成品

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> That's a [LAUGH]-

    >>[笑聲][掌聲]>>這是個[笑聲]

  • >> [LAUGH]

    >>[笑聲]

  • >> It's okay.

    >>沒關係

  • >> Hey, you guys, another idea.

    嘿,跟你們分享另一個點子

  • If you can't get an electric toothbrush, just hold the brush and just do that.

    如果你買不到電動牙刷,就把那個刷子拿來這樣弄

  • >> [LAUGH] >> This next video is called

    >>[笑聲]>>下一支影片叫做

  • a proper possum massage, in case you were looking for one.

    正確的負鼠按摩法,以防你有在找這種教學

  • >> Always work both sides of the body.

    兩側的身體要同時動作

  • Otherwise, you might inadvertently interfere with your opossum's natural chi.

    否則,你可能會干擾到你的負鼠的天然氣場

  • >> [LAUGH] >> And nobody wants that.

    >>[笑聲]>>沒有人會想要這樣的

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Next, we knead down the quadriceps.

    >>[笑聲]>>接下來,我們按摩四頭肌

  • We're checking for knots.

    先確定肌群(位置)

  • Ugh!

    呃!

  • And I think I found one.

    我想我找到了一個

  • Okay.

    很好

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Move it out.

    >>[笑聲]>>往外移

  • There.

    那裡

  • I bet that feels better!

    我想這樣舒服多了!

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I have been doing it all wrong.

    >>[笑聲]>>我完全都做錯了

  • >> [LAUGH] >> I've been messing with an opossum's chi

    我一定搞壞了很多負鼠的氣

  • and I didn't even know it.

    卻渾然不知

  • Finally, here's a guy showing us how to use his taser.

    最後,這邊有個人要跟我們展現如何使用他的電擊棒

  • >> Hold up, I'm gonna shock this can.

    等著,我要來電這個罐子

  • Look. Look.

    快看。快看

  • [SOUND] Holy [BLEEP]!

    [聲音]我的媽呀[尖銳的聲音]!

  • [INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP]!

    [聽不見的高音頻]!

  • Now I'm about to shock this.

    現在我要來電這個

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

    [聲音]>>[笑聲]

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [掌聲]

  • >> All right.

    >>好吧

  • [LAUGH] All right.

    [笑聲]好吧

  • >> How many people saw that coming right before it?

    有多少人在他電之前就想到會發生什麼事了?

  • Everybody, everybody.

    所有人,所有人

  • What was going on in the background?

    這個人後面那邊發生什麼事?

  • I don't know if you saw that.

    不知道你門有沒有看到

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Let's watch it again.

    >>[笑聲]>>我們再來看一次

  • >> Now I'm about to shock this.

    >>現在我要來電這一個

  • [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

    [聲音]>>[笑聲]

  • >> [LAUGH] It was a shock, and

    前面的人被電擊嚇到

  • then a shock after that!

    我們被後面的人嚇到

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Here's something just as shocking.

    而接下來要發生同樣令人震驚的事

  • You'll never guess what's about to happen right now.

    你一定猜不到會發生什麼事

  • We're gonna dance!

    我們要來跳舞!

  • [APPLAUSE]

    [鼓掌]

So I have said many, many times I love watching animal videos on YouTube.

好啦~~我已經說過很多很多次,我很愛在 YouTube 上看動物的影片

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【艾倫秀】YouTube可以讓你學到任何東西 (You Can Learn Anything on YouTube)

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