Not Stirred, Moneypenny.

不要攪拌、曼妮潘妮

(cheers and applause) You know this is an audition

(鼓掌歡呼) 你知道這是

for James Bond, right?

詹姆斯．龐德的試鏡，對吧？

Yep.

知道

It's not like an underwear commercial,

這跟內褲廣告之類的

something like that.

不一樣

That's pretty obvious.

很明顯吧

I wear way more underwear than you.

我穿的內褲比你多很多

Moneypenny -- Miss Moneypenny.

曼妮潘妮，曼妮潘妮小姐

Moneypenny.

曼妮潘妮

Okay, We're ready for you.

好的，換你們了

Hey guys, hey.

兩位好

Hi.

你好

So, thank you so much for coming in. Thank you. Hi, David.

謝謝你們今天來，謝謝，嗨大衛

Hi.

嗨

Lovely to meet you.

很高興見到你

How lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

很高興見到你們

As you know, we are casting the new James Bond.

如你們所知，我們在尋覓新的詹姆斯龐德

We're literally looking at all sorts of different people, you know, so

實際上有各式各樣的人來試鏡，所以

we've got someone like you, David, handsome,

有像你一樣的人，大衛，帥氣、

kind of attractive, charming.

有吸引力又迷人

physical specimen.

性感的男人

And then there is someone like you, James.

也有像你一樣的人，詹姆斯

What does that mean?

你是什麼意思？

It's a little bit weird that he's here.

他在這裡滿奇怪的

He says, he says it's a little bit weird that I'm here.

他說我在這很奇怪

Does it feel a little bit weird that I'm here?

我在這裡很奇怪嗎？

Okay.

好

So I'm going to put you through a few double 0 7 scenarios and

我要請你們演出幾幕 007 的情節

see how you fair.

看你們表現怎麼樣

So let's get you suited and booted

那現在就請你們兩位著裝吧

Perfect.

太好了

And cut. That was great.

卡，太棒了

Fantastic.

太完美了

James?

詹姆斯？

No, I can't do this. I look ridiculous.

我沒辦法，我看起來太愚蠢了

I think you look good.

我覺得你看起來很棒

I look like Austin Powers.

我好像在演《王牌大賤諜》

Well, I mean it is an interesting choice of suit.

恩，那是個有趣的西裝選擇

But that is not the one we put in your room.

但那不是我們放在你房間裡的西裝

What are you talking about? This was the suit that

你在說什麼？這件就是

was hanging in my room.

掛在我房裡的西裝

Some one must have changed it.

可能有人掉包了吧

Yes. Someone must have.

沒錯，一定是

David.

大衛

Okay.

好

Okay. I see what is going on here.

好，我知道發生什麼事了

Okay, James, so we're going to try something else.

好的，詹姆斯，那我們來試試別的

A kind of classic James Bond seduction scene.

經典的詹姆斯龐德誘惑場景

All right. Shouldn't be a problem.

很好，應該沒問題

Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. It's quite a view from here.

你好，漢姆洛克小姐，這裡景色很美

Perhaps we should slip into something a little more

或許我們應該一起溜進

comfortable.

更舒服的地方

Hi, I'm David Beckham.

嗨，我是大衛貝克漢

I want to sleep with him.

我想跟他共度良宵

Oh, come on, that's not fair. That's not fair. That

拜託，太不公平了，不公平

isn't fair. What is he doing?

不公平，他在幹嘛？

Cut, David. What are you doing?

卡，大衛，你在做什麼

What are you doing?

你在做什麼？

I thought that was my cue.

我以為那是給我的提示

Cue for what?

什麼提示

- Can we start again, please? - You can go.

- 可以再來一次嗎，謝謝 - 你可以走了

- All right. - Go on. There you go. - Should I go?

- 好吧 - 走吧，那邊請 - 我該離開嗎？

Yes. You Should.

你應該離開

- See you later. - What is your problem?

- 待會見 - 你有什麼問題？

Unbelievable.

真不敢相信

Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. Perhaps you would like

你好，漢姆洛克小姐，你可能會想

to slip into something more comfortable.

進入更舒服的地方

Oh my God.

我的天啊

That's disgusting.

太噁心了

What is this?

這是什麼情況？

- Spy [bleep] over there. - I'm not dealing with that. No way. - Cut. Cut.

- 我是間諜，過來吧 - 我不接受，不要 - 卡，卡

- I can't do this. I can't do that. - Bond would.

- 我沒辦法這麼做 - 龐德就會這麼做

No, he wouldn't.

他才不會

- Who wants the part more? - Okay, stop it.

- 有誰更想要這個角色？ - 好了，停止

I'm not doing anything.

我又沒做什麼

Stop it.

停止

I don't know what the problems is.

我不知道有什麼問題

Stop it.

停止

You stop it.

你才停止

- You stop it. - He'll stop it.

- 你停止 - 他會停止

I'm not starting it.

不是我開始的

Okay, David, so this is your final screen test.

大衛，這是你最後一場試鏡

I just want you to do a basic James Bond introduction line.

只是要你講基本的詹姆斯龐德介紹台詞

And let's just see if you can do that without mucking about.

看你演起來會不會很怪

Okay.

好

Huit a la banque.

莊家八點

I admire your courage Miss...

我欣賞你的勇氣，這位...

Hemlock, Bunny Hemlock, I admire your luck, Mr...

漢姆洛克，邦妮漢姆洛克，我欣賞你的運氣，這位...

Bond, James Bond.

龐德，詹姆斯龐德

No, no, no, You can't do it like that.

不，不行，你不能這樣講

You can't say it like that. That is terrible. That's rubbish.

你不能這樣講，太糟了，簡直是垃圾

All right. How would you do it?

好啊，那你怎麼講

Easy, say the name is Bond, James Bond.

簡單，我的名字是龐德，詹姆斯龐德

That is Sean Connery. You're just doing Sean Connery.

那是史恩康納萊，你只是在學史恩康納萊

No, I'm not.

我才沒有

Yes, you are.

你就是

No, I'm not.

我沒有

Yes, you are.

你就是

At least I don't sound like a girl.

至少我聽起來不像女生

At least I don't look like Shrek.

至少我看起來不像史瑞克

Right, you want to go?

你要打架嗎？

Dont' you dare.

你敢

Try again. See what happens.

再來一次，看會發生什麼事

Stop it, okay? Stop it. Stop it.

停止，好嗎？停止、停止

That's enough. That's enough.

夠了、夠了

That has been a total waste of time. I would like you both to leave.

完全是浪費時間，我要你們兩個離開

What? So I didn't get the part.

所以我沒有得到角色

No.

沒有

What about me?

那我呢？

No. You are both utterly unprofessional.

不，你們兩位完全是外行人

This audition is over.

試鏡結束了

Fine.

好吧

Fine, yeah. Don't call us. We'll call you.

對，別打給我們，我們會打給你

We shouldn't be fighting like this.

我們不應該像這樣內鬨

I know.

我知道

We are a team.

我們是團隊

We should be working together.

應該要同心協力

I love you, man.

我愛你，老兄

I love you, too.

我也愛你

I have an idea.

我有個點子

Let's go.

走吧！

This summer, crime will pay. David Beckham is Batman, and

今年夏天，罪犯，會付出代價，大衛貝克漢飾演蝙蝠俠

James Corden is Robin.

詹姆斯柯登飾演羅賓

Crush them.

打垮他們

(applause)

(歡呼)

My thanks to David Beckham for helping me wrap up.

謝謝大衛貝克漢幫我完成

Our week here in London.

這週在倫敦的節目

Watch everything we've done including Emily Blunt and I.

點擊觀看我們的所有節目，其中包括我和艾蜜莉布朗

Performing a modern soundtrack to Romeo and Juliet.

所錄製的現代版羅密歐與茱麗葉聲帶

You can see all of that right here.

你可以在這裡看到所有的內容