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  • - And then you're gonna feel a finger,

    接下來你會感覺到手指伸進去

  • and some pressure.

    和一點壓力

  • - [Keith] Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup. - [Dr. Rettig] OK, here we go.

    (凱斯)阿、阿 、阿 、阿 、阿 。 (瑞汀醫師)OK,行了

  • - [Keith] Oh, oh. - [Dr. Rettig] And there's your prostate.

    (凱斯)喔、 喔 。 (瑞迪醫師)這就是你的攝護腺

  • (upbeat instrumental music)

    (快樂的音樂)

  • - Movember is this thing that helps raise

    這是由「小鬍子」基金會舉辦的活動

  • money and awareness for prostate cancer.

    用來募集資金及幫助大家認識攝護腺癌

  • - Movember's a great organization,

    這是一個很棒的基金會

  • we're not growing mustaches, we're doing one better.

    我們不留鬍子,但是我們要做一件更棒的事

  • - And it involves the finger.

    就是和手指

  • - Butt stuff.

    與肛門有關

  • - Today we are gonna get our prostates

    今天要由專業醫生來檢查

  • examined by a medical professional.

    我們的攝護腺

  • - I'm grateful for the opportunity to raise awareness

    我很感謝有機會參與這個活動來提升大家對攝護腺癌的認識

  • for this thing and if we can make some people smile

    如果能幫助大家在檢查過程感覺輕鬆自在

  • along the way, that's great.

    那就太棒了

  • - Prostate exam.

    攝護腺檢查

  • So, prostate cancer is the most commonly diagnosed

    攝護腺癌是美國男性被診斷出

  • cancer amongst men in the United States.

    最普遍的一種癌症

  • - Approximately 14% of men will be diagnosed

    大約有百分之十四的男性

  • with prostate cancer at some point in their lifetime.

    在不同年齡層被診斷出攝護腺癌

  • - Oh no!

    噢 不

  • - My grandfather died from colon cancer

    我爺爺死於大腸癌

  • and something that could potentially affect me.

    我的身體可能潛伏著相同基因

  • - It rarely occurs in men under 50.

    大腸癌很少發生在五十歲下的男性

  • - Oh.

  • - I don't actively think about being susceptible to cancer.

    我不認為我會得癌症

  • It's not in my family, I'm a young person

    我沒有家人得過癌症。我很年輕

  • who can take on the world.

    有雄心壯志

  • - Testicular cancer is a cancer that the Try Guys

    睪丸癌是網紅「Try Guys」

  • need to worry about, because testicular cancer

    他們應該要擔心的,因為睪丸癌

  • is the most common cancer amongst men age 20 to 40.

    是 20-40 歲的男性最常見的癌症

  • - I only came in here for prostate,

    我來這裡只是要檢查攝護腺

  • I didn't know we were gonna be doing nut feeling, too.

    沒想到有像白癡的感覺

  • I didn't know I had to worry about this.

    因為還有哪麼多種癌症要擔心

  • - Don't call it nut feeling. (laughing)

    別說這是白癡的感覺 (笑聲)

  • - [Voiceover] It's not nut feeling.

    ﹝旁白﹞那不是白癡的感覺

  • - Well, that's what it--

    那是..

  • Is that what it is?

    就是這種感覺嗎?

  • - Yeah.

  • (beeps)

    (嗶)

  • - But, it's for a good cause.

    不過這是一個好理由

  • - The mustache is a way to get men to have a conversation.

    蓄小鬍子是男性間很好的話題

  • We made it fun to talk about a very serious set of issues.

    然後我們可輕鬆地聊一些嚴肅的議題

  • - Why do you think men have such

    你認為男性在討論這個有關健康的議題時

  • a problem talking about health?

    為什麼會面有難色?

  • - I think it stems from masculinity

    我認為是源自於男性主義

  • and this concept of man-up.

    和要表現男子氣概有關

  • I remember when I was growing up, you know,

    我記得我在青少年的那個階段

  • you broke a finger, you just kind of

    如果手指斷了

  • threw some duct tape on it.

    就隨便纏個膠布來表示男子漢氣概

  • It's a cultural thing, it's getting past or redefining

    這是文化上的問題,在於我們要超越或是重新定義

  • what it means to be a man.

    什麼是「男子漢」

  • - If it takes just one finger up the butt to find out

    如果只需一根手指伸入你的肛門就可以知道

  • a life or death situation, stick the whole hand up my butt.

    攸關生死的事,何樂而不為呢

  • - We're gonna trust this doctor to take care of us,

    我們必須信任醫生會照顧我們

  • take (laughing) real good care of us.

    會「好好的照顧」我們

  • Should we do the testicular exam first

    要不要先檢查一下睪丸

  • or go straight for the goal?

    還是直搗黃龍?

  • - We'll do both of them at the same time. - [Voiceover] Oh, OK.

    我們兩樣檢查會同時進行

  • - [Keith] Same time? - [Ned] What?

    (凱斯)同時?(奈德)什麼?

  • It's like a?

    就像是?

  • - Sequentially, with one--

    ─ 有點像一個連續動作,用一根‧‧‧ ─

  • (laughs)

    (笑聲)

  • (instrumental music)

    (音樂)

  • - Oh my god, it's not what I expected at all (laughs).

    喔老天,完全不識想像的那樣(笑聲)

  • - So, we're gonna do the genitourinary exam.

    我們將要做的是泌尿系統檢查

  • I'm gonna exam your testicles.

    我要檢查你的睪丸

  • To see if there's any abnormality.

    看看是否正常

  • OK, we ready? - [Ned] Hope there's not, yeah, I'm ready.

    準備好了嗎? (奈德)希望沒問題,我準備好了

  • - OK, I think it's a good idea starting at about age 20

    我認為20歲到40歲的人

  • to age 40 to do a self-exam every month.

    每個月都應該做自我檢查

  • - Ya hear that YouTube?

    收看YouTube的人你們聽到了嗎?

  • - Touch them nuts.

    觸摸他們的堅果(攝護腺形狀像核桃)

  • The testicular exam was nothing.

    檢查睪丸沒什麼大不了的

  • - He just felt the top of the ball,

    醫生只是在蛋蛋的上方摸一摸

  • which I didn't realize there was a top of the ball.

    我以前還不知道蛋蛋有上方下方之分

  • (coughs)

    (咳嗽)

  • - And the left one feels just fine.

    左邊的摸起來很正常

  • - Do I need to cough?

    我需要咳嗽嗎?

  • - [Voiceover] Just a stranger touching your nuts.

    (旁白)只是一個陌生人在摸你的蛋蛋而已

  • - As does the right one, great.

    右邊的這顆也很正常

  • - Nice, phew.

    太好了

  • - So let's move on to the digital rectal exam.

    接下來做肛門指診

  • - Never had anything up my butt, well--

    從沒被別人用手指伸進肛門

  • - Men that are age 25 to 40 have to get their nuts felt

    25到40歲男性應該檢查睪丸

  • and men that are age 50 or older

    50歲或更老的男性

  • have to get their butts poked.

    應該做肛門指診

  • - That's basically right, yup.

    基本上你說的沒錯

  • - So 40 to 50, those are the golden years.

    所以40到50歲就是免檢查的黃金歲月

  • (laughs)

    (笑聲)

  • - Lie on your side with your right side down.

    面朝右邊側躺

  • Bring your knees up a bit to expose your bottom, OK?

    膝蓋微彎讓我可以看到你的肛門,好嗎?

  • - Bottom exposed.

    小菊花來見客了

  • - Don't some people bend over?

    有沒有人用彎腰的?

  • - Yeah, that can be done also.

    行,那樣也可以檢查

  • You can just stand up and lean over

    你先站好然後向先屈身

  • and put your elbows on the table.

    將手肘放在檢查檯上

  • - Has anyone done, like, missionary style?

    有沒有人用趴著的方式檢查?

  • - The doctor had us lay on our sides,

    醫師叫我們側躺

  • Eugene, of course, bent over because he's Eugene.

    尤金選擇用彎腰的方式

  • - I think it goes deeper when you do doggie-style.

    我認為趴著的話醫生可以檢查到更裡面一點

  • - And he poured a ton of lube on that finger.

    然後他在手指上塗滿潤滑油

  • - It wasn't anything sexual, he's a doctor.

    他是醫生,所以別想歪了

  • - He pressed his finger up against my delightful anus.

    他手指朝上伸進我的肛門

  • - Oh. - [Dr. Rettig] Some pressure.

    (瑞迪醫師)我要用點力喔

  • - And then just went--

    接著就像這樣‧‧‧

  • (shooting noise)

    (射擊聲)

  • - [Voiceover] He was in the butt.

    (旁白)手指伸進肛門了

  • - Oh my god.

    歐買尬

  • Oh my god.

    歐買尬

  • - And then he said, "OK, we're going."

    然後他說:「很好,我們繼續喔」

  • And then, boom.

    接著

  • - And it's nice and smooth.

    很好,很順利

  • - Great.

    太棒了

  • - He just plunged his finger deep inside my rectum.

    他將手指伸入我的直腸

  • It was hill deep.

    戳的有夠深的

  • - And, everything feels fine, normal, smooth.

    一切很順利,很正常

  • - So that was, efficient.

    這是很有效率的檢查

  • - [Voiceover] Super quick, very painless. - [Eugene] Oh, oh.

    ﹝旁白﹞超快的,一點也不痛。

  • Whoa, that was way deeper than I expected.

    比我想像中的還要深好幾倍

  • Lubed up, in and out.

    戳來戳去

  • - And you feel fine, all right.

    你很正常,沒問題

  • - OK.

  • - And here's some tissue if you need it.

    需要的話,這裡有面紙

  • - What do you say after you're penetrated

    被一個帥哥戳了

  • by a handsome man?

    你還能說什麼呢?

  • - I just had a finger up my butt.

    我的肛門剛才被亂入了

  • - Well, you did a great job. (laughing)

    你表現得很好 (笑聲)

  • - All in all, this was actually a really educational day.

    總結一句,今天真學到了很多

  • - Now I know what I'm getting myself into

    現在我知道我在做什麼

  • and it's really, it's not that bad.

    其實沒那麼恐怖

  • - It's super harmless, it's super painless.

    一點壞處都沒有,完全不痛

  • - Compare it to what women go through.

    比起女性接受的檢查好多了

  • - Scraped in the vagina with metal stuff.

    她們要被一個金屬器具伸進陰道刮取組織

  • - Every year?

    每年要檢查一次?

  • Oh.

  • - Cancer's not something you think about

    癌症是你想像不到的

  • but then when you go in to get checked for cancer,

    當你去做癌症篩檢

  • it's, it's really scary.

    感覺真的很恐怖

  • - That was a lot of talking about cancer all at once,

    所以大家都談癌色變

  • does that ever get difficult?

    癌症會不會很難醫治?

  • - Of course it gets difficult taking care of patients

    當然嚴重的癌症不好治

  • who have serious illness, but we do a good job sometimes

    但是有時候我們也做的不錯

  • and these patients can live quite some time,

    這些病人也活了很久

  • and sometimes they're even cured of their disease.

    甚至有些人痊癒了

  • - Best thing for people to do, in terms of getting involved,

    就參與的角度而言,大家可以做一件事

  • is go to Movember.com, sign up, get engaged,

    就是去登入Movember.com,實際參與

  • understand what we're trying to do in the world,

    了解我們在全世界想推動的工作

  • have a conversation with your friends and family,

    和你的家族及朋友談談

  • and get a team started and raise a little money.

    募集一點基金就可以推動整個計劃的進行

  • - I'm ready to go into the shower

    我準備去洗澡了

  • and constantly feel my balls (laughs).

    定時檢查我的蛋蛋(笑聲)

  • - But if you can, just grow the mustache.

    如果你能的話,只要留小鬍子就好了(加入我們)

  • - Grow a mo and save a bro.

    留鬍子,救蛋蛋

  • - I wanna thank Dr. Rettig and

    我要謝謝瑞迪醫師

  • the UCLA Jonsson Comprehensive Cancer Center.

    以及 UCLA 綜合癌症中心

  • - I'm grateful that we had the opportunity

    我很感謝有這個機會

  • to spread awareness by spreading our cheeks.

    推廣對癌症的認知

  • Can we go one more?

    要不要再來一次

  • - [Voiceover] Lube for YouTube.

    ﹝旁白﹞趕快看YouTube

  • - [Voiceover] There it is.

    (旁白)這就是了

  • (yells)

    (歡呼)

  • - Nice job, guys.

    大家都做的很好

- And then you're gonna feel a finger,

接下來你會感覺到手指伸進去

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